FabSwingers.com forum: Someone's nicked by wheelie bin..wtf

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.

I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!

WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!

I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh noooooo that’s terrible...

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Oh noooooo that’s terrible...

I kmow..now I'll have to nick one

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.

I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!

WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!

I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"

Sounds almost like going into a dark room

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Which colour?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

It'll be out in the street next collection day, packed full of somebody elses rubbish.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Which colour?

The black bag one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch just keep watch next bin day you find it laying curb side full

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

What rubbish goes in your black one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're quite useful for disposing of bodies so I expect someone's borrowed it for that. They'll probably bring it back once they've finished with it.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Which colour?

The black bag one"

Not me then, I only collect the green waste ones

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What rubbish goes in your black one?

Anything that can't be recycled or composted

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"They're quite useful for disposing of bodies so I expect someone's borrowed it for that. They'll probably bring it back once they've finished with it."

I'll be using it for the same thing if I catch them

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably ran away.

Mine keeps ending up in the neighbours' gardens or down the road.

It was laying half in the road one day. It looked like it had had enough.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What rubbish goes in your black one?

Anything that can't be recycled or composted"

It's amazing how the bin uses are so different from one region to the next - we can't use black bags for that!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.

I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!

WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!

I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"

I’m no grass but I think you need to speak to Granny Crumpet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What rubbish goes in your black one?

Anything that can't be recycled or composted

It's amazing how the bin uses are so different from one region to the next - we can't use black bags for that!"

I have grey for waste, brown for recycling and green for garden waste. Glass has to go in the grey bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our food one goes missing from time to time.

I have a sign on it now that says:

"Please return me to no 12.

My daddy black bin and mummy blue bin get upset if I disappear

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.

I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!

WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!

I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!

I’m no grass but I think you need to speak to Granny Crumpet

I'm not asking her..you accuse her for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which colour?

The black bag one"

You'll never see it in the dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate this 2 of mine have been robbed in the past.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Which colour?

The black bag one

You'll never see it in the dark!

Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which colour?

The black bag one

You'll never see it in the dark!

Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through

Erect will help you. He is always putting his bins out in the dark. He might eat lots of carrots to aid vision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which colour?

The black bag one

You'll never see it in the dark!

Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through

One word; headtorch!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Which colour?

The black bag one

You'll never see it in the dark!

Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through

One word; headtorch!"

That's 2 words

I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Years ago I and a few friends relocated a load of wheelie bins onto one person's front garden so that when they opened their curtains they would have seen some weird kind of wheelie bin convention occurring in their front garden. The trick was for 2 people to lift them so they made no noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which colour?

The black bag one

You'll never see it in the dark!

Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through

One word; headtorch!

That's 2 words

I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well!"

It's definitely one as i googled it

You can have my one if you want it? I can't get it on with the big dick on my forehead.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Which colour?

The black bag one

You'll never see it in the dark!

Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through

One word; headtorch!

That's 2 words

I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well!

It's definitely one as i googled it

You can have my one if you want it? I can't get it on with the big dick on my forehead."

I googled it as well

Aww Pat it's not that big ..I bet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get one of the whistle finder keyrings and glue it to the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which colour?

The black bag one

You'll never see it in the dark!

Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through

One word; headtorch!

That's 2 words

I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well!

It's definitely one as i googled it

You can have my one if you want it? I can't get it on with the big dick on my forehead.

I googled it as well

Aww Pat it's not that big ..I bet "

It's big enough to get in the way, thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.

I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!

WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!

I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"

Best forum post ever posted

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone set fire to mine once.

It sat there all melted like the Wicked Witch of the West

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.

I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!

WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!

I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"
it happens

More than you know,

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Oh noooooo that’s terrible...

I kmow..now I'll have to nick one

You don't need one you know, just put your rubbish in the neighbours bin, that way you don't even need to put it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone set fire to mine once.

It sat there all melted like the Wicked Witch of the West

With the screaming too?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Someone set fire to mine once.

It sat there all melted like the Wicked Witch of the West

With the screaming too?"

That'll be me a screaming witch when I find out who nicked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone set fire to mine once.

It sat there all melted like the Wicked Witch of the West

With the screaming too?

That'll be me a screaming witch when I find out who nicked it

Bring your broomstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind was strong, is it possible that it blew it away somewhere?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If the wind was strong, is it possible that it blew it away somewhere?"

I wouldn't have all that far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it returns, ask it where it's been. If no reply, look it squarely in the eye and ask it where it's wheely bin.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When it returns, ask it where it's been. If no reply, look it squarely in the eye and ask it where it's wheely bin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stole our recycling bags and boxes last week...we have to pay for new ones from the council...mum was fuming about it...think shes going to make me go on a stake out every time they go out now to make sure they dont go missing again

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Good luck with your search or you can order a new one lol but takes about two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.

I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!

WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!

I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"

Its probably the same person that stole my sponge,bucket,and car shampoo off the driveway

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wheelie rubbish thing to happen

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All I can say is ‘I told you so’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a nice new one from the council

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Happened to us a couple of weeks ago!

We had to pay £35for a replacement being as it was a black bin

Utter twats whoever took it!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

I stuck a 6 & a 9 on my bin that are luminous. And my house has a name. And its not homelea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thieves sometimes nick wheelie bins that have just been emptied so they can use them to burgle a house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our son had his blue bin nicked just before Xmas. Had to pay £29 to council for a new one but still waiting for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.

I watched a documentary about alien abduction.A guy in America put his bins out at 12am he went back indoors and he had lost a hour.So he started shaking and crying and called the police as he knew he had been abducted.That was until the sheriff came to his house to calm the hysterical man down and explain to him that the clocks had gone forward a hour that night

As I said ignore this waffle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.

As I said ignore this waffle x "

It was a perfectly reasonable conclusion to irrationally jump to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.

As I said ignore this waffle x

It was a perfectly reasonable conclusion to irrationally jump to.

For the standard redneck

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.

As I said ignore this waffle x "

This makes my story look tame

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

It could have gone into the lorry. As a student I had a job that basically involved getting shouted at by people insisting their bin must have gone in the lorry. I was sent a list by the lorry guys of streets where a bin had gone in (if they bothered to note it) and if it wasn’t on the list they had to pay for a new bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.

As I said ignore this waffle x

This makes my story look tame

But also makes us nutters look saine

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.

As I said ignore this waffle x

This makes my story look tame

But also makes us nutters look saine

There is that

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Once my cousin got burgled. We checked the cctv and the thief was loading up the bin with stolen items and wheeling it down the road. Case closed. We'll they didn't catch him but at least we know where the bins go...

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over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Its Mr Mystique Rolf

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its Mr Mystique Rolf"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Paint house number on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint house number on them

Or a wheel clamp x

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Sleep inside it and when the fucker tries to tow you away, leap out and smash him up with your baseball bat whilst dressed as a gorilla.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Happened to us a couple of weeks ago!

We had to pay £35for a replacement being as it was a black bin

Utter twats whoever took it! "

Oh we got a shiny new one for free as ours had split (frost I think not overloading with rubbish lol) that’s a bit of a cheeky charging you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Its Mr Mystique Rolf"

My names not Rolf

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Pssssss anyone what to buy aw wheelie bin......

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its Mr Mystique Rolf

My names not Rolf

Its Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate did steal a wheelie bin the other day

. True story.

He was looking for a cat

, which he thought had been slotted and put in his neighbours bin!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Its Mr Mystique Rolf

My names not Rolf

Its Ruby"

That’s just the colour of my bell end

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its Mr Mystique Rolf

My names not Rolf

Its Ruby

That’s just the colour of my bell end

That's blue

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Pssssss anyone what to buy aw wheelie bin......"

Oui I heard that!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Happened to us a couple of weeks ago!

We had to pay £35for a replacement being as it was a black bin

Utter twats whoever took it!

Oh we got a shiny new one for free as ours had split (frost I think not overloading with rubbish lol) that’s a bit of a cheeky charging you

It’s £65 here. They used to knock it down to £50 if you had a crime number. I think that got scrapped because the police pointed out they didn’t need people calling about bloody bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope there wasn't any sensitive info in there like bank letters, bill payments etc?

Damn, you did burn those pictures you took of me in that sexy Nuns outfit aye..?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Sleep inside it and when the fucker tries to tow you away, leap out and smash him up with your baseball bat whilst dressed as a gorilla. "

u need to do this

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

oh this thread is hilarious cheers for the laugh ps hope you get your bin back lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"oh this thread is hilarious cheers for the laugh ps hope you get your bin back lol

Thanks Rory....forget bird watch, I'm on bin watch

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

get those binoculars ready.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've never thought about nicking a bin........

I AM going to start nicking bins.

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By *reativecouplederbyCouple
over a year ago

Derby

At our old flat, some nicked our gas meter!!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"At our old flat, some nicked our gas meter!!"

You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wheelie bins “in” my thread

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Your wheelie bins “in” my thread

Off for nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wheelie bins “in” my thread

Off for nosey

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