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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/02/21 14:01:00]

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

The blue lights are getting closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have just sent a naughty msg to a women and she tells u to fxxx off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone calls you by your whole name

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Someone calls you by your whole name "

I do this

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The long

riiiiiight...

It's like a simmering saucepan of annoyance slowly over boiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone calls you by your whole name "

This 100%

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

They aren’t annoyed they are just disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A black cat crosses your path, and drops dead

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When any woman says " I'm Fine "

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

You receive a wink on FAB and when you check it turns out to be from your auntie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You receive a wink on FAB and when you check it turns out to be from your auntie"

Or your sister!

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

when you meet someone who you used to go to school with !!!!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

You get "the look"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I get called by my full name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/02/21 14:42:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're browsing through Fab when you should be working

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

... used to be hearing my mom on the stairs, bang open the door and a slap around the face. THEN get told what I might have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The front door opens unexpectedly;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you send a nude to your SIL instead of the wife ????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fart thinking the coast is clear and it won’t smell only to be greeted by some unexpected person and an aroma from the depths of hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You 10step run up and hit the wrong hole.

Cabooooom #sorrylove

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"They aren’t annoyed they are just disappointed "

Definitely.I felt terrible being told this when I was younger!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You fart

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When Brown envelope is handed to you addressed to "the accused". Lol

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

You’ve sent a text to the wrong person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need to talk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve sent a text to the wrong person

Worse when it is talking about the person you sent it to

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

You feel the long arm of the law on your collar

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You’ve sent a text to the wrong person

Iv done this

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

".......... "

Your .................. button sticks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"..........

Your .................. button sticks "

Foreskin

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

When your boss says " can we have a chat?"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"..........

Your .................. bumstinks "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You can’t undo the zipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum/teacher shouts you by your full name

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You've just cum after sex, when the key goes in the door and the Husband or Wife is home

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

You have a hangover and there are more texts on your phone than you’ve ever had before. Your Facebook has you tagged into a video ...and your best mate has been trying to contact you all morning.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 03/02/21 16:05:08]

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You are caught with your pants round your ankles next to the photocopier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more worried when i'm not

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

When you hear,,

What Did You Say,,,,,

Its always followed by Ohh Shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your candles on your cake set off the fire alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone you don't know messages to tell you to change your status

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey there Mardy Bum...

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"You’ve sent a text to the wrong person

Worse when it is talking about the person you sent it to

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You stay at the pub to have "one for the road"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve sent a text to the wrong person

Worse when it is talking about the person you sent it to

I’ve done a few times and never good

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

You know you are in trouble when.....

"Someone calls you by your whole name "

Absolutely this.

Thankfully very few know my full name.

You know you are in trouble when.....

Things start happening in slow motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you are in trouble when sorry isn't enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never in trouble

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The Police are knocking on your door

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You know you're in trouble when the silence is deafening

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It comes off in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doctors can’t bring themselves to look at it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Your laptop screen goes black!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Your laptop screen goes black!

Or... the blue screen of death appears

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Your laptop screen goes black!

Or... the blue screen of death appears"

That’s even worse! Even IT can’t resolve that one

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

"You can’t undo the zipper

You're in trouble when you undo the zipper

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

When I get a goodnight text that just says Good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It itches the morning after

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