FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the best chat up lines you have heard

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Heard some great ones today...

Are you an elevator? Because I’d go up and down on you all day

Did you get your underwear at discount price? Because they’re 100% off at mine

Can I give you and Australian kiss?Its the same as a French kiss just down under

you remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on my coffee table tonight

Were you raised on a chicken farm because you sure can raise a cock. Love to know if anyone has a better one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard some great ones today...

Are you an elevator? Because I’d go up and down on you all day

Did you get your underwear at discount price? Because they’re 100% off at mine

Can I give you and Australian kiss?Its the same as a French kiss just down under

you remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on my coffee table tonight

Were you raised on a chicken farm because you sure can raise a cock. Love to know if anyone has a better one!"

Noted

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By *iceHungWakefieldMan
over a year ago

there is a clue somewhere

She was a proper stunner, I could barely take my eyes off the taxi meter.

( ok its a statement not a line, i know )

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Do you like chicken?

Suck my cock

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The one that I use is come here often

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

Heard this one...not sure if it was on fab thou?....'your hotter than a junkies spoon' got a good giggle out of that one...

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"Heard this one...not sure if it was on fab thou?....'your hotter than a junkies spoon' got a good giggle out of that one..."

Not heard that one before! X

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Are you wearing any knickers?

I've just shit my pants.

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"Heard this one...not sure if it was on fab thou?....'your hotter than a junkies spoon' got a good giggle out of that one...

Not heard that one before! X"

Thought it was so funny!

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By *ingSnakeMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Hi, is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"Hi, is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon"

I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got an atlas in my bedroom I could show you the world.

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By *cottish..1234Man
over a year ago

annan

i will sing my ABC's to you

A because you are Awesome

B Because you are beautiful

C cause you are confident

And i will give you this D cause you deserve it

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By *RfunMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

haha some of these are quite funny

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Does this smell of chloroform ?

(Hand them a handkerchief)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Do you like chicken?

Suck my cock"

We used to say do you like chicken ?

Suck my cock it's fowl

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

What's the difference between a lambourghini and a boner?

The difference is, I dont have a lambourghini right now.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Do you like chicken?

Suck my cock

We used to say do you like chicken ?

Suck my cock it's fowl

Do you like chewing gum?

Suck my cock. It's wrigley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason when I was in uni a few years back I thought I had the greatest chat up line and thought it was hilarious at the time... maybe not so much now haha but I used to walk up to someone on a night our or in a bar and say:

“Hey my names Darrien what’s your favourite colour”

Surprisingly worked more than I think it should have hahah

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"What's the difference between a lambourghini and a boner?

The difference is, I dont have a lambourghini right now. "

Lol x

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