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How much toast is too much toast?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm on my second slice and debating a third.

This was meant to be a pre-breakfast breakfast to keep my strength up

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Depends how hungry you are , eat till your satisfied

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I think when you reach half a loaf it’s time to step away from the toaster.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you go in a food coma

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

What bread is it.

Do you cut it in half, triangles, squares or not at all?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I av 4 toast with a banana every day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent had toast since July! Someone once recommended buttering BOTH sides! Try it. If you like toast you will love this. My .oast three thick (inch thick) slices is enough just xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A third slice is fine - so long as you put marmite on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two is perfectly acceptable, three is just a little treat to yourself, ask the mirror before a fourth.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Depends how hungry you are , eat till your satisfied "

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington


"What bread is it.

Do you cut it in half, triangles, squares or not at all?"

has to be cut in half - triangles no never lol

and never, ever cut the crust. just cover in butter

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I think when you reach half a loaf it’s time to step away from the toaster."

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havent had toast since July! Someone once recommended buttering BOTH sides! Try it. If you like toast you will love this. My .oast three thick (inch thick) slices is enough just xx"

Or as Nigella did, double butter same side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A third slice is fine - so long as you put marmite on it "

I think I you

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When you go in a food coma"

Goals are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how many slices of bacon you have cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days. "

Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days.

Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands? "

Both, I’m an Equal opportunist high fiver, I will even high five granary bread and a gluten free loaf.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"A third slice is fine - so long as you put marmite on it

I think I you"

I’ll grab a Jar of squeeze marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fijian lad in work eats a full loaf every morning, I shit you not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days.

Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands?

Both, I’m an Equal opportunist high fiver, I will even high five granary bread and a gluten free loaf. "

I would imagine sourdough creates the most sturdy hands to high five.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want toast now. I don't think there's such a thing as too much if the desire for more is there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we talk butter too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should we talk butter too?"

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on my second slice and debating a third.

This was meant to be a pre-breakfast breakfast to keep my strength up

"

I don't think there is such a thing as too much toast. What is your spread of choice though?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Stop Only once you've run out of bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop Only once you've run out of bacon. "

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What bread is it.

Do you cut it in half, triangles, squares or not at all?"

Today I'm on gluten free. It makes good robust toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had 2 bagels ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days.

Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands?

Both, I’m an Equal opportunist high fiver, I will even high five granary bread and a gluten free loaf. "

I would cut the gluten free bread into a face shape so I could slap it when it pops up - it's just an insult to toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast is like cheese chocolate and sex. You can never have enough.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Toast is like cheese chocolate and sex. You can never have enough. "

Would you like a munch on my baguette?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toast is like cheese chocolate and sex. You can never have enough.

Would you like a munch on my baguette? "

Hahaha. Why did that make me laugh so much . Great chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My analogy of the forums being like kicking out time at the pubs is correct.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Toast is like cheese chocolate and sex. You can never have enough.

Would you like a munch on my baguette?

Hahaha. Why did that make me laugh so much . Great chat up line "

I better write that down then, before i forget it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've had too much when there is no bread left in Tescos.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Blimey if you dare wave a single slice of bread where I work you nearky get burned at the stake. The no carb, keto brigade look aghast if you dare to say you had toast for breakfast. It's like saying you ate a hampster

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I usually just have two slices but have had 3 for lunch (cheese on toast!).

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I havent had toast since July! Someone once recommended buttering BOTH sides! Try it. If you like toast you will love this. My .oast three thick (inch thick) slices is enough just xx"

What kind of crazy sh*t is that!

I've got to try it, cardiac arrest be damned

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By *igDaddyGriffMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.

Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Two is perfectly acceptable, three is just a little treat to yourself, ask the mirror before a fourth."

My mirrors have been covered for the the duration of Lockdown3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is more crumbs in your bra then in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When there is more crumbs in your bra then in your mouth. "

That was me during my always hungry breastfeeding days at least ^^

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How big are the slices and how empty is your stomach.

Also depends what is on the toast.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.

Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt "

8???

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Round it up to 4 slices...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days. "

Take it where you can, baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey if you dare wave a single slice of bread where I work you nearky get burned at the stake. The no carb, keto brigade look aghast if you dare to say you had toast for breakfast. It's like saying you ate a hampster "

Not eating carbs is torture!

I would rather be fat than give up bread, pasta and potatoes - just no!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When the butter runs out surely?

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By *igDaddyGriffMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.

Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt

8??? "

I'm a growing lad, that's my excuse anyway!

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay


"Blimey if you dare wave a single slice of bread where I work you nearky get burned at the stake. The no carb, keto brigade look aghast if you dare to say you had toast for breakfast. It's like saying you ate a hampster

Not eating carbs is torture!

I would rather be fat than give up bread, pasta and potatoes - just no!"

I'm glad it's not just me

T x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.

Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt

8???

I'm a growing lad, that's my excuse anyway! "

Don't you get bored after 4 slices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stolen toast.

The very best toast there is.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

If you have to ask how much toast is too much, you don't deserve toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick or thin cut?

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Three slices is nowhere near too much.

There are very few things as magical as the transformation of bread to toast. It's the caterpillar to butterfly of the culinary world... and every topping is a different world of wonder, from plain butter, to chilli sauce sprinkled cheese on toast, to marmite, to any number of jams. It might be the best thing in the world.

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By *igDaddyGriffMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.

Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt

8???

I'm a growing lad, that's my excuse anyway!

Don't you get bored after 4 slices?"

No to be fair, 8 slices of toast is a good ratio to 1 tin of beans as long as you're using the toast as your "spoon" if you're being posh and using a knife and fork then 4 slices is adequate lol.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm on my second slice and debating a third.

This was meant to be a pre-breakfast breakfast to keep my strength up

I don't think there is such a thing as too much toast. What is your spread of choice though?"

Salted butter all the way

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