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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() Wait a while, see if he messages again. ![]() | |||
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"Update your status moaning about her, and then post eleventy billion threads asking advice. " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The protocol in such circumstances is to have a wank then delete your profile. " Right, wank's done. Do I now have to make a thread about me leaving but never actually leave? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() ![]() They're now offering money to suck my cock, seems like a great deal! | |||
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"Just delete her message then block her then leave fab then move away then come back then open a new account as a woman then don’t reply to the thousands of messages from tit blind men then breathe!!!!! T" I don't know... that sounds exhausting ![]() | |||
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"Update your status moaning about her, and then post eleventy billion threads asking advice. " Will do. Do status changes count towards the eleventy billion too? | |||
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"Berating her for not meeting seems popular ![]() Oh, good idea. I'll start a separate thread about how all women currently on Fab who aren't meeting are total time wasters ![]() | |||
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"Update your status moaning about her, and then post eleventy billion threads asking advice. Will do. Do status changes count towards the eleventy billion too?" No! They must be extra ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() ![]() ![]() You too. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some guys get all the luck. Pfffffft. . I've not even had any nasty messages this morning. No-one else has blocked me either (as far as i know). ![]() It's been a few hours, how about now? ![]() | |||
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"She's clearly rude OP - replying to your message ![]() ![]() I've tried but I can't figure out for the life of me how to delete her profile from Fab ![]() | |||
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"Report and block her. She’s obviously a him pretending to be a her pretending to not want bi guys but really bi. I’ve confused myself there. " Ah of course! Maybe I'll check if they have a FabGuys profile too ![]() | |||
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"You should say you have a realy nice fb that can come on the meet with you ![]() Of course! It's so obvious... what do I do when I inevitably can't prove that said FB is real though... | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() Block her and move on, no explanation needed | |||
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"You should say you have a realy nice fb that can come on the meet with you ![]() You should say you cannot meet cos you got ran over by a van, yes we where really told that once ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() I would have thought that the obvious was to ask if she's fancies some "cock" this afternoon ... ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() Tell her it was your girlfriend who usually deals with the messages and she'll be in touch to arrange the time and place ...... Then sent some open flange pics and an unsheathed cock in your arse one..... ( lockdown dated ) sorted. | |||
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"You should say you have a realy nice fb that can come on the meet with you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() ![]() But why is cock in inverted commas? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You know when they reply they want that vitamin D! The thirst trap has done its job, make her work for the shot of protein now ![]() I'll even bring my own shake weight ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Send her puppy pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For you, always ![]() | |||
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"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google. Guess what, she only went and replied to me ![]() We can always count on for for excellent advice as ever Granny ![]() | |||
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"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off ![]() ![]() Do I *have* to take my socks off? Surely she won't see them anyway through my extra thick HazMat suit? ![]() | |||
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"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off ![]() ![]() ![]() The HazMat suit is both for safety and kink-quotient. Wearing socks in the bedroom is just ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off ![]() ![]() ![]() On my way to my first swinging experience ( a club ) I asked my then husband if there was any rules I should follow , any dos or don't if you will . His reply was : whatever you do , don't let anyone fuck your with socks on ! ![]() | |||
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"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"tell her you like her... honesty helps in these situations " I think you're well fit ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Noooooo don’t say fit or call her hun. Women don’t like that kind of thing. Just be your self and just ask if she like to talk ect and then say oh by the way ur pretty " Be myself but only say what I think women want to hear. Got it ![]() ![]() | |||
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