FabSwingers.com forum: Preparing your penis for a picture....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gents I'm curious: how do you prepare your penis for a picture?

Do you moisturise first?

Pick complimentary pants?

Scout an appropriate location?

Lighting effects?

Do erection pics require planning?

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 1. Get an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

no shaving, waxing etc? I don't want a pube down my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh penis

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

This could be entertaining

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Well I can only speak for myself but I seem have “pretty cock days” and “ugly cock days”. I’m not sure why.... I try to take photos on “pretty cock days”

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

"Step 1. Get an erection"
step 2 take a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give him a little bit of a pep talk, try and quell any insecurities he might be feeling and then dip him in a large whiskey just to put some colour into his cheeks.

Go get um tiger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll be shocked if anything other than, grab the phone when I'm having a poo and click.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I try to keep it hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles."

Then Yankee it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give him a little bit of a pep talk, try and quell any insecurities he might be feeling and then dip him in a large whiskey just to put some colour into his cheeks.

Go get um tiger!"

Does it matter what whisky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.

Then Yankee it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles."

Ohh hot wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.

Ohh hot wax

Didn't think that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give him a little bit of a pep talk, try and quell any insecurities he might be feeling and then dip him in a large whiskey just to put some colour into his cheeks.

Go get um tiger!

Does it matter what whisky?"

Best results with bells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prepared my penis for a picture once but it wouldn't smile without its teeh in.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He's a big lad so doesn't need any motivation from me.

He turns up, throws a few shapes and goes back to the day job.

He's a professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready for my close up now Mr de Mille

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Take him out his holster, give him a polish and shoot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instruct the little general to stand at attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update Photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.

Then Yankee it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Oh and grab the sky remote....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

This thread is really making me laugh.

Love it.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assumed they just slap it about a bit, get the blood flowing

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Oh and grab the sky remote.... "

Or the lynx can or pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assumed they just slap it about a bit, get the blood flowing

Sounds like you know how it works ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s quite tasty sexy guys on this forum x it’s shame their not in Liverpool x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but if your cock's not ready at a moments notice then you really aren't doing yourself or your gender any justice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is really making me laugh.

Love it.

Mrs "

Some very good responses so far.

I will appreciate a well taken penis picture now as i know the lengths guys go through to take them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point camera at cock press button fucking easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well an appropriate location probably does need to be scouted

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Step 1

Log on here

Step 2

find a fem or Fems that rock your boat.

Step 3

View her/their pics.

Step 4, drop kaks snap pic

Thats about it really.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I just whip it out and snap it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Big Harold for advice.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well I can only speak for myself but I seem have “pretty cock days” and “ugly cock days”. I’m not sure why.... I try to take photos on “pretty cock days” "

You succeed

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's all about creating the illusion of length/girth.

That miniature Sky remote was the best purchase I ever made.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Step 1

Log on here

Step 2

find a fem or Fems that rock your boat.

Step 3

View her/their pics.

Step 4, drop kaks snap pic

Thats about it really.

You make it sound so simple and yet sexy

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

"
pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you ladies find most attractive? Or is there no such thing?!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Step 1

Log on here

Step 2

find a fem or Fems that rock your boat.

Step 3

View her/their pics.

Step 4, drop kaks snap pic

Thats about it really.

You make it sound so simple and yet sexy

"
ahh I try,,

Sometimes

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I assumed they just slap it about a bit, get the blood flowing

It’s a dying art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All about angles and lighting

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

Pint glass....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Interesting. Especially with willy Wednesday.

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By *emptressxxWoman
over a year ago

Local

"I'll be shocked if anything other than, grab the phone when I'm having a poo and click.

And the remote... So size can be judge and praised if worthy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

pint glass

Not a wine bottle iv seen one or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi.. dont forget the tape measure...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

pint glass

Yup I've had some sent where theyve got inside a pint glass to show off the 'length and girth'

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

pint glass

Not a wine bottle iv seen one or two

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or a Jameson bottle

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Looks like all the bases of the complex procedure have been covered

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

pint glass

Not a wine bottle iv seen one or two

Or the 2l bottle of

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oi.. dont forget the tape measure..."
a fat max tape measure should be the only measure allowed,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preparation preparation

Always a general tidy and trim

Baby oil polish up

Multiple pic and angles

A cared for cock is a happy cock

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)

Outfits?

Mood lighting?

Backgrounds?

Erect?

Soft?

Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

pint glass

Yup I've had some sent where theyve got inside a pint glass to show off the 'length and girth'

Would a shot glass be as sexy?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Step 1 - wake up and decide is it (a) pretty cock day or (b) ugly cock day. If (b) go back to bed and wake up the next day hoping for better

Step 2 - motivation, okay, why do I want to do this, for fabs? To show my sensitive side? To add to my catalogue of “my knob through the ages”

Step 3 - extras. Is it just going to be Master Philip of Downtrouser Abbey or is there a scenario that involves waist, legs, torso or chest

Steps 4, 5, 6 and 7, rub Master Philip like he is gonna give you a wish whilst setting 10 second timer on phone pushing button and try to arrange said angle with Master Philip standing to attention whilst sucking tummy in (rinse and repeat until you get this right)

Step 8 weep a little at how proud Master Philip looks a little like sad Ringo Starr

Step 9 - throw six filters on photo and upload.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got soft and hard pictures. Just get it out and take the picture.. been told I got a gorgeous cock quite a few times

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)

Outfits?

Mood lighting?

Backgrounds?

Erect?

Soft?

Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects"

Lack of cheese is always a good start.

Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.

All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do "

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

It takes a lot of make up and camera angles just 2 make em look plesent . Then if they won't come out their dressing room .u av 2 go 4 a pair of socks ..as a stunt double . No fun avin a cock lol

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Attach thin cotton invisible to the camera round the end and raise till it looks erect...snap a pic before the blood supply cuts off and release

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If they're a System of a Down fan I bet they....

Wake up

(Wake up)

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

(Hide the scars to fade away the...)

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

Here you go create another fable

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)

Outfits?

Mood lighting?

Backgrounds?

Erect?

Soft?

Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects

Lack of cheese is always a good start.

Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.

All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do ""

When you say part of a bigger picture do you mean like a where’s Wally style have a look for it?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

Pint glass....

Or a shot glass zoomed to make it look bigger ha ha

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Don't tell me there Dudes on here snapping the sausage with a full Cheese fest on view,

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

Pint glass....

Or a shot glass zoomed to make it look bigger ha ha "

Sounds more likely to me

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

It’s like going to the barbers for me, give it a quick skin fade, wrap it in a hot towel to get the blood flowing and then apply some product for a quality finish and stylish look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 1 - wake up and decide is it (a) pretty cock day or (b) ugly cock day. If (b) go back to bed and wake up the next day hoping for better

Step 2 - motivation, okay, why do I want to do this, for fabs? To show my sensitive side? To add to my catalogue of “my knob through the ages”

Step 3 - extras. Is it just going to be Master Philip of Downtrouser Abbey or is there a scenario that involves waist, legs, torso or chest

Step 8 weep a little at how proud Master Philip looks a little like sad Ringo Starr

Step 9 - throw six filters on photo and upload. "

Haha love this

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

*takes notes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 1 - wake up and decide is it (a) pretty cock day or (b) ugly cock day. If (b) go back to bed and wake up the next day hoping for better

Step 2 - motivation, okay, why do I want to do this, for fabs? To show my sensitive side? To add to my catalogue of “my knob through the ages”

Step 3 - extras. Is it just going to be Master Philip of Downtrouser Abbey or is there a scenario that involves waist, legs, torso or chest

Step 8 weep a little at how proud Master Philip looks a little like sad Ringo Starr

Step 9 - throw six filters on photo and upload. "

Do you have a camera set up in my room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on Ebay & you can get smaller sized Sky remotes & deodorant cans

It’s all bout the props, field of view & lighting

(Please don’t really look on eBay)

(I’d be so embarrassed if this were true)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)

Outfits?

Mood lighting?

Backgrounds?

Erect?

Soft?

Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects

Lack of cheese is always a good start.

Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.

All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do "

When you say part of a bigger picture do you mean like a where’s Wally style have a look for it?

It'd never get passed the mods

I don't want jabbing in the rye with it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)

Outfits?

Mood lighting?

Backgrounds?

Erect?

Soft?

Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects

Lack of cheese is always a good start.

Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.

All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do "

When you say part of a bigger picture do you mean like a where’s Wally style have a look for it?

It'd never get passed the mods

I don't want jabbing in the rye with it"

Hahaha

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Next time I see him will ask him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m curious to know, since this post have the women on here received any dick pics / more than usual?

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

I think taking a pic of a cock is better in the morning it would have gone to sleep by the evening poor crater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best format is:

Lights

Cameras

Action

Sadly I got no action. However, in a certain light, my cock looks like George Clooney.

Wouldn't want to be him right now which is why keep "Bernard" tucked away

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The best format is:

Lights

Cameras

Action

Sadly I got no action. However, in a certain light, my cock looks like George Clooney.

Wouldn't want to be him right now which is why keep "Bernard" tucked away

How many cameras?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record

Which one of my pics is it you wank to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record

Which one of my pics is it you wank to? "

That is a HARD question not just one

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record

Which one of my pics is it you wank to?

That is a HARD question not just one

Oooo lala

I'll take on in your hat to add an extra edge

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Easy answer. Get a fluffer in for the photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record

Which one of my pics is it you wank to?

That is a HARD question not just one

Oooo lala

I'll take on in your hat to add an extra edge

*Gasps you would

wooow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents I'm curious: how do you prepare your penis for a picture?

Do you moisturise first?

Pick complimentary pants?

Scout an appropriate location?

Lighting effects?

Do erection pics require planning?

Do tell

I always check out your pics first to ensure optimum erectile hardness

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record

Which one of my pics is it you wank to?

That is a HARD question not just one

Oooo lala

I'll take on in your hat to add an extra edge

*Gasps you would

wooow

I would, you'd wood. Sounds like a plan .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No preparation as such. Can just be having a wank and think ah fuck it lets take a picture of the thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starts with Google

... then cut and then paste.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Firstly, go to the loo and have a crap.

Thinks-I know, I'll take a pic of me pecker while I've got me keks down and me phone out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to have a shower first, maybe a shave, maybe a bit of a tug

And if I want it hard, I like to watch porn first, maybe have a play...

The only tricky part is remembering to put it away when I'm waiting for the passport pics to print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a slap and away you go...picture the scene out of Ali g...GROW BIGGIE GROW

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.

Then Yankee it

The sweet aroma of success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men don’t realise the benefits of good lighting/ angles, positioning etc and sell themselves short (no pun intended) or don’t particularly care, just cock out, take pic, upload! Iv been very pleasantly suprised on a few occasions where pics haven’t done them justice, I will always offer to take a pic (or 3) for them in these instances. I’m kind like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men don’t realise the benefits of good lighting/ angles, positioning etc and sell themselves short (no pun intended) or don’t particularly care, just cock out, take pic, upload! Iv been very pleasantly suprised on a few occasions where pics haven’t done them justice, I will always offer to take a pic (or 3) for them in these instances. I’m kind like that. "

Good comment x you are welcome to take pics of mines lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good comment x you are welcome to take pics of mines lol

When I’m next up there I may just do that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good comment x you are welcome to take pics of mines lol

When I’m next up there I may just do that xx "

Put that in writing lol xxx

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Get a bit of blood in it and pull the hood back. No one really wants to see the foreskin covering the head do they?

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

I don't see much of planning in many pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always shave and moisturise then usually lay back and take some pics with different stages of arousal .

Your welcum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

5hours at makeup 1 hour in costume ready to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grip him hard like choking a chicken. Threaten him with not seeing daylight ever again unless he rises to the occasion. Tell him his friend vag has a rubberised friend who will replace him and he will be sacked. Then watch him rise up and pose like a model for the pics

i will now get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would imagine it's much like the prep a lady would do if she was taking a photo down below!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I would imagine it's much like the prep a lady would do if she was taking a photo down below! "
I cam promise you not 1/2 as much though goes into that with us knuckle draggers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just download them off the internet. That way I can join in bbc threads.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I thought cock pics were frowned upon?

I’m confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines never been papped, he’s an enigma, a troubadour if you will, doesn’t conform to society’s convention’s, he operates outside of the mainstream, he wears a poncho and goes by the of Juan, he’s a mystery even to me.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Simple. I don’t have any picture of my penis! No prep required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My photos prepare for my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I flush the toilet... sometimes.

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE

"Gents I'm curious: how do you prepare your penis for a picture?

Do you moisturise first?

Pick complimentary pants?

Scout an appropriate location?

Lighting effects?

Do erection pics require planning?

Do tell

This is basically my process..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.

Ohh hot wax

Didn't think that

Just FYI - don't use regular candles for wax play, ladies and gentlemen

You need to get specific candles which burn at a lower temperature. Wax play on cock and balls can be great fun for those who like a bit of slap and tickle, so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.

Ohh hot wax

Didn't think that

Just FYI - don't use regular candles for wax play, ladies and gentlemen

You need to get specific candles which burn at a lower temperature. Wax play on cock and balls can be great fun for those who like a bit of slap and tickle, so to speak

It does feel rather good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following foreplay and just before sex, max blood flow!

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

I photograph nature on a macro level,so use same techniques for my cock pics ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pretty fella tells me when he's ready and just shouts action!

Most of my favourite pics just happen of their own accord - I'll just be laid in bed feeling sexy and think yeah let's do a pic, or an idea will spring to mind so to speak. I quite like doing individual, personal, kinda tributey without the cum pics

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By *icketyClitWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Only just seen this thread - priceless

Will have to see if any of this has been put into practice in Willy Wednesday

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

3 simple steps:

1. get an erection

2. Take photo from a dodgy angle

3. Upload pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine hides away as soon as it sees a camera.

Its very very shy

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

For some it involves getting comfortable with selfies in the bathroom, and checking there is enough clutter and making sure the toilet isn't too clean. Nobody wants to be put off by not having things just right.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

And making sure there's a sky remote or deodorant can at hand!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh and grab the sky remote....

Or the lynx can or pint glass

pint glass

Not a wine bottle iv seen one or two

Or the 2l bottle of

Mr sheen

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Grab a wine bottle pull it out snap, job done one take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

step 1. get an erection

step 2. make sure it’s clean

step 3. take a pic with flash on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All about angles and lighting

The angle of the dangle!

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Rosie prepares it for me

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Rosie prepares it for me

Does Rosie want to do mine as well

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

A few drops of baby oil helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find sky remote for perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t take many as it’s not what most of the women want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure I’ve finished the shit I’m having as I’m useless at multitasking

Take 300 photos from variable angles

Edit it down to 10, check which one looks biggest. Consider drawing a smiley face on it

Delete them all and decide against it

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By *ertsplayMan
over a year ago

St Albans

I take them when chatting to a lady and am told what she likes to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 1. Get an erectionstep 2 take a picture "

Just steps needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure I’ve finished the shit I’m having as I’m useless at multitasking

Take 300 photos from variable angles

Edit it down to 10, check which one looks biggest. Consider drawing a smiley face on it

Delete them all and decide against it

lolzzzz

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