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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When alone, say at home or work, maybe driving perhaps?

I talk constantly to myself and make up random lyrics to song's that makes no sense and for no reason other than to alleviate boredom.

How weird I hear you ask?

Good question.

Well...

My current favourite is to replace lyrics in songs with the word's" old scissors" in the voice of Herbert the pervert of family guy fame.

And just repeat said lyrics out of time and tune with the song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does talking to your own houseplants during lockdown count???

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask"

In English or a foreign language?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask

In English or a foreign language?"

Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.

He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"When alone, say at home or work, maybe driving perhaps?

I talk constantly to myself and make up random lyrics to song's that makes no sense and for no reason other than to alleviate boredom.

How weird I hear you ask?

Good question.

Well...

My current favourite is to replace lyrics in songs with the word's" old scissors" in the voice of Herbert the pervert of family guy fame.

And just repeat said lyrics out of time and tune with the song.

"

I was going to say we sound quite similar until your last two paragraphs . I definitely talk to myself a lot when driving, I have full on conversations in my head then hear myself speaking out loud.

Lou x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask

In English or a foreign language?

Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.

He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio. "

Aww

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I make up songs/little ditties for my wife and then serenade her with them!

One was about her smelling of cheese and biscuits and another was about pissing in her shoe.

True love if you ask me!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask

In English or a foreign language?

Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.

He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.

Aww "

Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always arguing to myself

I never win tho

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask

In English or a foreign language?

Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.

He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.

Aww

Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile "

Didn't even know cat's liked corn flakes or usually have crumpets for breakfast with a cup of earl grey whilst they read the broadsheets.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask

In English or a foreign language?

Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.

He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.

Aww

Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile

Didn't even know cat's liked corn flakes or usually have crumpets for breakfast with a cup of earl grey whilst they read the broadsheets."

He’s 25, I figure if he wants cornflakes, he can have cornflakes, bless. He grumbles a lot and the more I write the more I realise that I have become more than tragic. That I delight in a moth-eaten old bagpuss coming round for breakfast every morning.... I should probably make human friends....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask

In English or a foreign language?

Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.

He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.

Aww

Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile

Didn't even know cat's liked corn flakes or usually have crumpets for breakfast with a cup of earl grey whilst they read the broadsheets.

He’s 25, I figure if he wants cornflakes, he can have cornflakes, bless. He grumbles a lot and the more I write the more I realise that I have become more than tragic. That I delight in a moth-eaten old bagpuss coming round for breakfast every morning.... I should probably make human friends...."

Not tragic at all, feline friends are the best

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My problem is that I don't realise its random weird shit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've got to the point of just replacing every word of every song with Fuck

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"My problem is that I don't realise its random weird shit "

Snap! I'm a whole day worth of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mimic stupid sounds

Sing songs to the cat, adding her name to them

Quote what people say in song alot, if something was said like "i am only halfway" you bet I am going to sing halfway to paradise

I laugh...alot...all the time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My problem is that I don't realise its random weird shit

Snap! I'm a whole day worth of them "

I firmly believe that my behaviour is absolutely normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers ! "

That is not weird it is dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers ! "

And I bet you play that game where you hit the outside lane, floor it, and see how long you dare close your eyes.

Start with 3 seconds, intense. 5 seconds sounds doable right. Wrong, It’s astonishing how long 5 seconds can feel at 70+ with your hands on the wheel. Never managed 10...

If you’re really fucked in the head, try reach 5 seconds eyes closed no hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers !

That is not weird it is dangerous "

Get a load of this one huh??

Bet you insist on condoms

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I talk to myself out loud a lot.

Apparently, I'm a genius.

I also change lyrics to popular songs, or add my own when I don't know them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I talk to myself out loud a lot.

Apparently, I'm a genius.

I also change lyrics to popular songs, or add my own when I don't know them.

"

Try singing “everyone’s a fucking cunt” to the eastenders theme tune. It just works nicely

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont think i do anything weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers !

That is not weird it is dangerous

Get a load of this one huh??

Bet you insist on condoms

"

Holy shit...how did you guess?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers !

That is not weird it is dangerous

Get a load of this one huh??

Bet you insist on condoms

Holy shit...how did you guess?! "

My tongue was firmly in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have to have chewing gum with me.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"My problem is that I don't realise its random weird shit

Snap! I'm a whole day worth of them

I firmly believe that my behaviour is absolutely normal "

In my house it is...just not outside of it unless I'm with other adhd folk...then it absolutely normal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house is a haven where all the autism comes out. Occasionally I forget to leave it there when I venture into polite society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to sing *a lot* when I was riding my motorbike, before I got my built in speakers anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lick all the flavour off the Pringles before eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to sing *a lot* when I was riding my motorbike, before I got my built in speakers anyway "

I do that on my mountain bike when no one is around and I feel exhausted, well that and try and do funny accents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I interview myself in the shower, the shower head is the mic, all my ad lib lines are well rehearsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I amuse myself with funny things. My minds a store room of random. I have the best times

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I sing-song conversations with my children.

Like instead of just asking if they want toast for breakfast I’ll sing it, like in a musical.

I’m a terrible singer and they hate it but it tickles me no end.

I also talk to myself in my head a lot. I don’t say it out loud because you never know who’s listening.

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