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If you were sent back to the Middle Ages how would you use your current knowledge to make money ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’d sell horse and cart bumper stickers, like ‘My other horse is a Shetland pony!’ or ‘How’s my riding, call 0800 Like I give a fuck!’

Probably start regional then build up a loyal customer base from there.

What would you do ?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Join the knights Templer, pillage the Holy Land and sail my ship away from Acre in a different direction than the rest at the end, then hand up my tunic and sword and live the High life,

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'd probably be burnt for which craft based on my job now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd work at the dinosaur burger drive thru.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd work at the dinosaur burger drive thru. "

That’s the dark ages love.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd be a courtesan and charm the royals with my fellatio talents and golden hue. Oh and I'd read. That, coupled with my natural pretension will help bring about the Renaissance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would invent electricity and RULE THE WORLD!!!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Hopefully end up as the royal physician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd 'invent' toothpaste and people would marvel at my genius and worship me as a goddess.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

west London

I’d invent the birthday party and obscene wedding

Make a fortune organising everyone’s parties and celebrations, might throw in product launches and corporate events too.... oo cart racing the original F1 I could invent that too

Wow the possibilities are endless

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Can I go over the pond? Tell the native Americans that pretty soon some right bastards are going to show up in wooden whales and start ripping you off...so.... this is how you make lead shot and gunpowder

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd bury a fuck load of gold and other stuff probably worthless then.

Time travel back to today and dig it up.

All be antiques and worth a shit load.

As for making money back then.

Invent the shower and soap.

And open up a ye olde Macdonald's

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd sell insurance policies to the neighbours of King Penda of Mercia. They pay out in the case of him invading them, with a bonus pay out for any kings that he kills. I'd then vanish on my Magic Flying Carpet before I have to pay out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invent WiFi

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd do "magic" and make the lame walk and the blind see (with modern medicine I'd smuggled in via my bloomers)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I'd do "magic" and make the lame walk and the blind see (with modern medicine I'd smuggled in via my bloomers) "

They would probably burn you as a witch !!!

Are you, a witch ( imitates a cackling witch laughter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something to do with sheep and wool and monastries probably.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'd do "magic" and make the lame walk and the blind see (with modern medicine I'd smuggled in via my bloomers)

They would probably burn you as a witch !!!

Are you, a witch ( imitates a cackling witch laughter)"

*Throws voice* SHE'S A WITCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dig holes?... I got nothing.

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE

Well, T is an electrical engineer, so handy as hell.. but maybe not so much without any plastics.

K is a nurse. so she'd do just fine as a witch healer.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

towcester

I'll probably start a career as a royal jester. Start with some lame jokes then finish with some medieval balloon making finale.. I can't make shit so they will just be cock and balls or tits. The king and queen will get offended and i'll be beheaded before sundown.. worth it lol

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I'd probably be a harlot by profession & burnt as a witch for my thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make jam and ham and spam a lot for those hungry knights of the round table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make corsets

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd start a candle making business and sell them to lords and ladies and with word of mouth it wouldn't be long until there was a Yankee in Kings Arthur's Court.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be hung for witchcraft.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'd be hung for witchcraft. "

Nah, you'd burn. Come and join me, it's toasty and warm

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd set up an arcade called Merlin's and be known as the Pinball Wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be hung for witchcraft.

Nah, you'd burn. Come and join me, it's toasty and warm "

Imagine their face when you pull out an ipad and show them pictures of themselves preparing said stake, lol

Mind you finding a charging point may be a tad difficult.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'd be hung for witchcraft.

Nah, you'd burn. Come and join me, it's toasty and warm

Imagine their face when you pull out an ipad and show them pictures of themselves preparing said stake, lol

Mind you finding a charging point may be a tad difficult."

Take a portable charger (solar powered probably best)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A shoe maker

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

register companies;

- der beers

- city of london

- amazon

- facebook

Let the money roll in!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

post covid need to see if i can get in mine

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