FabSwingers.com forum: Needing help

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies what do use want from a first message? Iv tried the how are you or gone straight to being cheeky I know some are different but it’s hard to understand for a message lol may seem desperate but I’m just intrigued

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Read the profile and use that to guide you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF works

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By *ipsandbitsCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere

Definitely i check their profile and use it to guide you.

Also it's not just what you say in a message. When we get a message, we check out their profile and pics. If the whole package isn't alluring enough then we wouldn't be interested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do read profiles to but some are blank lol

Yeah maybe I need to work on my profile

What’s FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want whatever you feel is the right thing to say to portray yourself, not what I tell you to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah yeah I get that to lol I just get it I’m shit at this haha

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Read their profile, be yourself and not what you think they want to read, I don’t like to be hit with questions or what you want to do to me, dont take it personally if you get no reply or your message is deleted, there’s someone for everyone on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah yeah I get that to lol I just get it I’m shit at this haha"

I think you’d probably do ok with your pics alone!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Is every woman you meet or know outside of fab the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do read profiles to but some are blank lol

Yeah maybe I need to work on my profile

What’s FAF"

If their profile is blank why are you mailing them?

I still get messages sometimes and it intrigues me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah yeah I get that to lol I just get it I’m shit at this haha"

If you use the Reply + Quote button we know who you are replying to.

Welcome to the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read their profile, be yourself and not what you think they want to read, I don’t like to be hit with questions or what you want to do to me, dont take it personally if you get no reply or your message is deleted, there’s someone for everyone on here."

Yeah that’s true maybe I worry to much about it I guess it is a fun site rather than a dating site! Thank you though! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do read profiles to but some are blank lol"

Why are you sending a message to a blank profile ? I doubt many women or couples would reply to a blank profile, so why would a bloke send a message to a blank profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do read profiles to but some are blank lol

Yeah maybe I need to work on my profile

What’s FAF

If their profile is blank why are you mailing them?

I still get messages sometimes and it intrigues me.

Im not sure but like yours with no picture it intrigues me lol

Thank you can you tell I’m new to forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah yeah I get that to lol I just get it I’m shit at this haha

I think you’d probably do ok with your pics alone!

So Iv been told but it doesn’t seem to work lol thank you for the compliment though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do read profiles to but some are blank lol

Yeah maybe I need to work on my profile

What’s FAF

If their profile is blank why are you mailing them?

I still get messages sometimes and it intrigues me.

Im not sure but like yours with no picture it intrigues me lol

Thank you can you tell I’m new to forum "

Yeah when I ask why they mailed me they often say they found my profile mysterious and interesting.

I'm a really boring old shitbag though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the persons profile is blank then I wouldn't bother sending a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

There you have it.

A cowboy hat helps too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do read profiles to but some are blank lol

Yeah maybe I need to work on my profile

What’s FAF

If their profile is blank why are you mailing them?

I still get messages sometimes and it intrigues me.

Im not sure but like yours with no picture it intrigues me lol

Thank you can you tell I’m new to forum

Yeah when I ask why they mailed me they often say they found my profile mysterious and interesting.

I'm a really boring old shitbag though.

Oh haha so it’s common not just me haha and hmm I’m sure that’s not true

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I do read profiles to but some are blank lol

Yeah maybe I need to work on my profile

What’s FAF

If their profile is blank why are you mailing them?

I still get messages sometimes and it intrigues me.

A lot of people like a warm cheese toastie!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

^^ He knows

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

There you have it.

A cowboy hat helps too."

^^ She really knows

(A cowboy hat always helps)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the persons profile is blank then I wouldn't bother sending a message "

I know i get that now definitely my mistake thanks though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

There you have it.

A cowboy hat helps too."

Just don’t squat with your spurs on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Like others have said, I am more interested in the profile than the initial message. I have my message filters on most of the time anyway.

Give a bit of insight into what interests you outside of the fabbing world.

You have a number of verifications and some great photos, so I would say that you are doing much better than the average single male already.

When they reopen I really recommend going to clubs. It’s by far the best way to meet women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

Yeah definitely going to be on here much more so much better chatting to people and helps with my head to a bit of socialising always helps :/ thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you have had some great advice from people on this thread.

I'd like to point something out for you... you started a forum thread, which not many people feel comfortable enough to do and you were open, honest, friendly and more importantly you. My advice is to be that person in your messages because look at the replies you have had

... it works.

My next bit of insight I will share with you is this...and I am speaking from personal experience and not that on behalf of others... I am more likely to reply to a message from a familiar person, maybe only slightly familiar with via forums but I may have people watched or liked them from afar rather. I don't feel any connection instantly from those who have simply found me on a search function or who is near list.

So my advice is to get yourself seen, interact and participate on the forum or cam room chats etc as these inevitably give you insight into people and create opportunities to break the ice and get that all important chat going.

I hope this is useful

Her x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

There you have it.

A cowboy hat helps too.

Just don’t squat with your spurs on

can you imagine the damage I'd do?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire."

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha "

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like others have said, I am more interested in the profile than the initial message. I have my message filters on most of the time anyway.

Give a bit of insight into what interests you outside of the fabbing world.

You have a number of verifications and some great photos, so I would say that you are doing much better than the average single male already.

When they reopen I really recommend going to clubs. It’s by far the best way to meet women."

Thank you! I definitely will go to a club just confidence of going and on my own is not a nice feeling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone different so ever messages should be unique to that person incorporated some off they profile in to the message ask questions to things that are in the profile text

And for god sake don’t send a cock pic till asked

And if you do make shour it’s not over a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my experience just be yourself read their profile and let it be natural

interacting in the forums is a great way laugh, flirt and talk with others gives a gauge. I’ve made some great friends interacting on here and then sending a message

There you have it.

A cowboy hat helps too."

Cowboy hats definitely help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you have had some great advice from people on this thread.

... it works.

I hope this is useful

Her x"

Honestly thank you this means a lot I guess I do just need to be myself and not force it

Will definitely be using the forums much more also get to talk to people you wouldn’t find to so i am glad thank you!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter"

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some great advice on here OP, just be yourself.

Welcome to the forum

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks "

Run the new name by me first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Can you message me please I can’t message you I need help lol

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By *obby777788Man
over a year ago

Dalton

Making notes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's some great advice on here OP, just be yourself.

Welcome to the forum

Thanks

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cock. They want cock OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

I thought that too

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have trouble with this too. A lot are blank so you've got nothing to reference. However I then decided not to message anyone with a blank profile. Boring profile = boring person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

Hahah whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my experiences, sack off direct messaging. Some of these lovely women get 100s of messages a day. I’ve had a chance to get know some of them in the forums, then once you’ve (hopefully) proved you’re not just another d*ckhead you might get more luck with direct messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

Hahah whoops"

Stick with Auntie Nora she’ll show you the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From my experiences, sack off direct messaging. Some of these lovely women get 100s of messages a day. I’ve had a chance to get know some of them in the forums, then once you’ve (hopefully) proved you’re not just another d*ckhead you might get more luck with direct messages

Thank you definitely will be using this more often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

Hahah whoops

Stick with Auntie Nora she’ll show you the way

Lol!!

RIP captain Tom Moore I know this is not the site but still legend!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock. They want cock OP. "

And boobs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ladies what do use want from a first message? Iv tried the how are you or gone straight to being cheeky I know some are different but it’s hard to understand for a message lol may seem desperate but I’m just intrigued

Just be your self xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

I thought that too

Her x"

Cheeky!

I'm the biggest nun on this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!"

Please break me

hahaha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!"

Since when did you share anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

I thought that too

Her x

Cheeky!

I'm the biggest nun on this site

I look forward to seeing him on Torso Tuesday threads.... hint

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!

Since when did you share anything?

Hey I’m allowed to break my own rules! And I do from time to time

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

I thought that too

Her x

Cheeky!

I'm the biggest nun on this site

I look forward to seeing him on Torso Tuesday threads.... hint

Her x"

I apologise in advance for it being my hand stroking it in the picture

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!

Since when did you share anything?

Hey I’m allowed to break my own rules! And I do from time to time

Back off you. I'm tying the ropes as I type.

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over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!

Since when did you share anything?

Hey I’m allowed to break my own rules! And I do from time to time

Back off you. I'm tying the ropes as I type."

I’ll fight ya for him!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!

Since when did you share anything?

Hey I’m allowed to break my own rules! And I do from time to time

Back off you. I'm tying the ropes as I type.

I’ll fight ya for him!"

Remember last time this happened...... I spent the weekend in the cells.

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over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!

Since when did you share anything?

Hey I’m allowed to break my own rules! And I do from time to time

Back off you. I'm tying the ropes as I type.

I’ll fight ya for him!

Remember last time this happened...... I spent the weekend in the cells."

. Even though you’re almost half my height I still wouldn’t bloody cross ya! You scare the shit outta me!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

What can I say, this old bird still got it

I was genuinely being nice, but now I might bang him coz you said he's fresh n sexy.

I'll give him a trial run for ya

Hahaha. I’d suggest sharing him but we might break him!

Since when did you share anything?

Hey I’m allowed to break my own rules! And I do from time to time

Back off you. I'm tying the ropes as I type.

I’ll fight ya for him!

Remember last time this happened...... I spent the weekend in the cells.

. Even though you’re almost half my height I still wouldn’t bloody cross ya! You scare the shit outta me! "

Scare my fucking self

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over a year ago

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

Haha I know what have I done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Eyes On The Prize'

New username? Opinions?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

It ain't over till I've shown him the art of proper felatio.

Then he'll never be the same again.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

Haha I know what have I done

Put this way - the "hammer house of horror" (you may need to google that) come to these ladies for advice.

(Now I'm hiding behind the sofa).

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over a year ago

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

Haha I know what have I done

Put this way - the "hammer house of horror" (you may need to google that) come to these ladies for advice.

(Now I'm hiding behind the sofa).

We’re adorable. Everyone knows that

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

Hahah whoops

Stick with Auntie Nora she’ll show you the way

And her twin Cookie

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

Haha I know what have I done

Put this way - the "hammer house of horror" (you may need to google that) come to these ladies for advice.

(Now I'm hiding behind the sofa).

CG.... I wanna kick you in the minge, but I can't coz that was quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be very afraid OP

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"'Eyes On The Prize'

New username? Opinions? "

'Kraken toy'

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over a year ago

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

Haha I know what have I done

Put this way - the "hammer house of horror" (you may need to google that) come to these ladies for advice.

(Now I'm hiding behind the sofa).

We’re adorable. Everyone knows that

Come as a package do you! Lol

Ah no Iv seen the Spurs picture

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over a year ago

"You also need to remember a lot of people check the profile before responding to messages.

Aside from the age thing, I'd think purely from your profile name that you have a think for blondes. I'm not blonde therefore would feel like a "make do" rather than a wanton desire.

Got to invest in a cowboy hat then haha

Thank you!! And I know definitely regretting the username I only used it because I am blonde lol it was hard to think haha

You can change it if you’re a site supporter

Can you! Ok going to find that now lol thanks

Run the new name by me first

Get you trying to steal all the fresh sexy new ones!

Hahah whoops

Stick with Auntie Nora she’ll show you the way

And her twin Cookie

Oh yes!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You should be very afraid OP

Oh, Peach hasn't fucked anyone new in 2 years, she's finding her vagina again and some poor sod is gonna get rage release fucked within an inch of their life.... is that what you're trying to say here? Eh? Eh?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"'Eyes On The Prize'

New username? Opinions? "

Ooooo I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should be very afraid OP

Does your vag look like this now Peachy -

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hear me out.... you could always change it to Princess Peach's playthaaaang

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

Haha I know what have I done

Put this way - the "hammer house of horror" (you may need to google that) come to these ladies for advice.

(Now I'm hiding behind the sofa).

CG.... I wanna kick you in the minge, but I can't coz that was quality

Awww. Thanks (i think).

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You should be very afraid OP

Does your vag look like this now Peachy -

It's fucking rabid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hear me out.... you could always change it to Princess Peach's playthaaaang "

Nora’s bitch sounds better

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You should be very afraid OP

Does your vag look like this now Peachy -

It's fucking rabid

So long as,it doesn't look like a 'blue waffle'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gets popcorn and settles back ready to read some very interesting veris post lockdown*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*gets popcorn and settles back ready to read some very interesting veris post lockdown*"

There will only be one, that's all he'll need

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You should be very afraid OP

Does your vag look like this now Peachy -

It's fucking rabid

So long as,it doesn't look like a 'blue waffle'

I revoke the not gonna kick to best put a jockstrap on with extra padding

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can some other than Nora suggest a name please. He has nice teeth and banter.

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over a year ago

"*gets popcorn and settles back ready to read some very interesting veris post lockdown*

There will only be one, that's all he'll need

If he survives....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"*gets popcorn and settles back ready to read some very interesting veris post lockdown*

There will only be one, that's all he'll need

If he survives...."

I'll bagsy his watch now.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*gets popcorn and settles back ready to read some very interesting veris post lockdown*

There will only be one, that's all he'll need

If he survives...."

I'm making dungeon blueprints.....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You should say what you want to say. If they like it your are in with a chance of getting a response. If they don't like it or they are swamped with messages you are not in with much chance of anything. If what you want to say is "You look hot and I'd like to shag you" then give it a try and see what happens. In most cases it won't work, but if that's what you want to say, that's your message.

The biggest mistake people make writing to us is that they have nothing to say. Most women won't part their legs for somebody they can't even talk to. You have to show you can have a conversation, and YOU have to lead it. "Hi", "How are you" and "Wanna meet?" do not count as something to say and show no ability to chat, or any understanding that being able to talk is important. They are completely vacuous messages and we delete such messages immediately.

If you don't know what to say then why would you want to send them a message?

There is no "one size fits all" message. Different people want different things. That's part of compatibility. You are the one who has to catch their eye. How you do that needs to come out of you.

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over a year ago

"*gets popcorn and settles back ready to read some very interesting veris post lockdown*

There will only be one, that's all he'll need

If he survives...."

OP “if I survive” could be a good username.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You should say what you want to say. If they like it your are in with a chance of getting a response. If they don't like it or they are swamped with messages you are not in with much chance of anything. If what you want to say is "You look hot and I'd like to shag you" then give it a try and see what happens. In most cases it won't work, but if that's what you want to say, that's your message.

If you don't know what to say then why would you want to send them a message?

There is no "one size fits all" message. Different people want different things. That's part of compatibility. You are the one who has to catch their eye. How you do that needs to come out of you. "

Shhhhhh, I've snagged him

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I personally hate the cheeky, slide up to you in a bar line. So insincere and I'd cut your balls off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I personally hate the cheeky, slide up to you in a bar line. So insincere and I'd cut your balls off!

Ouch! Lol

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

Going by your pictures , going to say very hot , so don’t think you will struggling once lock down is over , some more body shots will be good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going by your pictures , going to say very hot , so don’t think you will struggling once lock down is over , some more body shots will be good x"

Thank you very much! Loving the tatts

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

"Going by your pictures , going to say very hot , so don’t think you will struggling once lock down is over , some more body shots will be good x

Thank you very much! Loving the tatts

"
thank you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

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over a year ago

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

*polishes knuckleduster*

Fancy a cuppa?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"OP - All i can say is - it was nice knowing you. Because if this lot get their hands on you - you'll never be the same again.

Haha I know what have I done

Someone might say the thread was designed on purpose.....

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over a year ago

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

*polishes knuckleduster*

Fancy a cuppa?

. Thought you’d be away dying your hair!

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over a year ago

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

Hmmm the hat one seeing as use love a cowboy hat haha

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I do read profiles to but some are blank lol

Yeah maybe I need to work on my profile

What’s FAF

If their profile is blank why are you mailing them?

I still get messages sometimes and it intrigues me.

"
maybe he's or they are into Ninjas,

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

Kiss ass.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

*polishes knuckleduster*

Fancy a cuppa?

. Thought you’d be away dying your hair!"

I'm laughing so hard coz it does need doing..... black though, I embrace my demonic side and don't pretend to be all angelic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Done

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over a year ago

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

*polishes knuckleduster*

Fancy a cuppa?

. Thought you’d be away dying your hair!

I'm laughing so hard coz it does need doing..... black though, I embrace my demonic side and don't pretend to be all angelic

I have lovely dark roots right now. It’s a very sexy look

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Done

Ooooft.

See how many beyaaatches have their eyes on it already.

Works well.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

*polishes knuckleduster*

Fancy a cuppa?

. Thought you’d be away dying your hair!

I'm laughing so hard coz it does need doing..... black though, I embrace my demonic side and don't pretend to be all angelic

I have lovely dark roots right now. It’s a very sexy look

I look like Grandpa Munster.

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over a year ago

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

*polishes knuckleduster*

Fancy a cuppa?

. Thought you’d be away dying your hair!

I'm laughing so hard coz it does need doing..... black though, I embrace my demonic side and don't pretend to be all angelic

I have lovely dark roots right now. It’s a very sexy look

I look like Grandpa Munster."

I look like waynetta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done

Ooooft.

See how many beyaaatches have their eyes on it already.

Works well."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

Really? I'm confused about the other films in the franchise. I haven't even heard of Eyes on the Prize 1-6.

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over a year ago

"OK, I'm just gonna go random song lyrics now...

1 and 1 make 2

Whoop there it is

Leave your hat on

Be my cherry pie

Pour some sugar on me

I want your kiss

I happen to think there’s nothing wrong with his username

Really? I'm confused about the other films in the franchise. I haven't even heard of Eyes on the Prize 1-6.

No I was talking about the one he had before. He’s changed it now.

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE

I know we aren't a solo female... but still!

what has been said before holds merit, we get conservatively around 10/day, and honestly, most days 10 go in the trash.

Take 5 mins to read a profile, figure out what they like, and approach the RIGHT way. it gets you SO far. We have literally seen people K fancied.. but they had a blank profile, or something that our profile states we dislike etc.. so we could've both saved some time!

It's no different than the dating world IRL.. Doesn't matter if you're mr 6 pack, or 9 inches.. if you can't string a sentence together, you're fucked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know we aren't a solo female... but still!

what has been said before holds merit, we get conservatively around 10/day, and honestly, most days 10 go in the trash.

It's no different than the dating world IRL.. Doesn't matter if you're mr 6 pack, or 9 inches.. if you can't string a sentence together, you're fucked!

Appreciate thank you!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fantastic bloody name

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over a year ago

"Fantastic bloody name "

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