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Maths... Not like i was in school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So doing maths with the middle one.

She is doing equations and asks for some help with the 50 questions.... so i thought i would share and please feel free to have a go... I would say keep it clean but the kid didnt so why should we?

Example.....

1) J had 12 D ......(Julian has 12 dicks the child says) correct answer is Jesus had 12 Diciples..

So here goes if you’re bored

10T on your F

10Y in a D

0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is M P

There are another 46 for anyone who’s bored - why didnt we get math like this?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I would prefer these to the equations we had last week

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"So doing maths with the middle one.

She is doing equations and asks for some help with the 50 questions.... so i thought i would share and please feel free to have a go... I would say keep it clean but the kid didnt so why should we?

Example.....

1) J had 12 D ......(Julian has 12 dicks the child says) correct answer is Jesus had 12 Diciples..

So here goes if you’re bored

10T on your F

10Y in a D

0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is M P

There are another 46 for anyone who’s bored - why didnt we get math like this? "

10 toes on your feet

10 years in a decade

0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is Match point

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yeah I'm bored haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would prefer these to the equations we had last week "

I know we had the horrible ones last week too...at least this was a giggle!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

10 toes on your foot

10years in a decade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I'm bored haha"

yep...here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 years in a decade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

4T to get to the S F of the F A C

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I would prefer these to the equations we had last week

I know we had the horrible ones last week too...at least this was a giggle! "

and open to interpretation

10 tongues on your foofoo

10 yards on a dildo

0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is multiple pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would prefer these to the equations we had last week

I know we had the horrible ones last week too...at least this was a giggle!

and open to interpretation

10 tongues on your foofoo

10 yards on a dildo

0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is multiple pleasure

"

10 tongues is exactly where my head went too!!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"So doing maths with the middle one.

She is doing equations and asks for some help with the 50 questions.... so i thought i would share and please feel free to have a go... I would say keep it clean but the kid didnt so why should we?

Example.....

1) J had 12 D ......(Julian has 12 dicks the child says) correct answer is Jesus had 12 Diciples..

So here goes if you’re bored

10T on your F

10Y in a D

0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is M P

There are another 46 for anyone who’s bored - why didnt we get math like this? "

It's not really maths though, it's a combination of general knowledge and spotting a familiar pattern.

Cal

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"4T to get to the S F of the F A C "

4 teams to get to the semi final of the FA Cup

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Swap you mines maths work, I'm having to rewrite questions as there are so many errors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4T to get to the S F of the F A C

4 teams to get to the semi final of the FA Cup "

OMG.... that ridiculous!!! I didnt have a clue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swap you mines maths work, I'm having to rewrite questions as there are so many errors "

That bad?

she often finds errors in teachers work, she’s even asked to be homeschooled... its currently under consideration!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4T to get to the S F of the F A C

4 teams to get to the semi final of the FA Cup

OMG.... that ridiculous!!! I didnt have a clue!

Not saying it’s right but what I first saw "

It is 100% correct!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"4T to get to the S F of the F A C

4 teams to get to the semi final of the FA Cup

OMG.... that ridiculous!!! I didnt have a clue!

Not saying it’s right but what I first saw

It is 100% correct!"

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Swap you mines maths work, I'm having to rewrite questions as there are so many errors

That bad?

she often finds errors in teachers work, she’s even asked to be homeschooled... its currently under consideration!"

Yeah he's only 7 and he's coming to tell me the question is impossible, and he's right. I'm a bit shocked at the errors and the amount of printed out worksheets from the internet they are getting to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swap you mines maths work, I'm having to rewrite questions as there are so many errors

That bad?

she often finds errors in teachers work, she’s even asked to be homeschooled... its currently under consideration!

Yeah he's only 7 and he's coming to tell me the question is impossible, and he's right. I'm a bit shocked at the errors and the amount of printed out worksheets from the internet they are getting to be honest. "

I can honestly say i feel your pain, i have spoken to School and they really are not interested. They have after all this time only just stated sticking to the school time tables, otherwise teachers were just uploading work randomly...resulting in one stressed out child.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The first P N is 2

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Those are not maths questions.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The first P N is 2"

The first prime number is 2

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Got it, got it. I got the first one

10 tits on your fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those are not maths questions. "
m

I agree...however we’re set by her maths teacher for maths....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got it, got it. I got the first one

10 tits on your fanny "

Tongues please

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