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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am being eaten alive grrrr x

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"I am being eaten alive grrrr x"
and your problem is!!!

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

ive got some good cream for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They sting I will take anything you give me lol. Never usually get bitten grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My left leg seems to be in favour at the moment.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"They sting I will take anything you give me lol. Never usually get bitten grrrr"
oops must have read that wrong

avon skin so soft bath oil,it has to be the green one,works wonders mossies hate it

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Now, a lesser man than I might say "Crabs?", but I think that would be uncalled for, and unjustified.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Calamine, or Aloe Vera Gel

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Erm, I mean the live seafood platter you ordered. What did you think I meant?

(Bollocks, they'd nip, not bite!)

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

anybody wanna bite me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avon skin so soft dry skin replenishing oil works too as long as you put it on. Nipped out to get washing in and ended up with nearly 10 mozzy bites!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Andy) attract them.for fun........

Get some piriton or equivalent and then get some hydrocortisone cream 1%........will take all the itching away......

I used to scratch my leg in my sleep so much that there would be blood in the bed and my legs were a right mess......

Don't have that problem any more!!

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

Take a vitamin B complex tab every day or tuck into Marmite and toast for breccy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now have five huge bites just under my bum-cheeks that itch like crazy...and i had marmite for breakfast...owwww ruuude!! Bang goes my visit to la chambre this weekend till theyve gone...aint nobody got time for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook it with a cigarette...;-)

Works for mosquito bites too...B-)

Hover the lit end about a quarter inch above the outer limit of the bite, just long enough to feel the heat on your skin... Slowly spiral in to the centre of the bite. Take lit end

away and blow on skin to cool down... Repeat a couple of times which will effectively "cook" the poison.

Its a trick I was taught in Italy... And it seems to work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do wot they do in turkey, cut a lemon in half and rub said bite...works a treat and cheap .if no lemon..vinager.

it neutralizes the stings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, I mean the live seafood platter you ordered. What did you think I meant?

(Bollocks, they'd nip, not bite!)"

Are you wearing kevs pants ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cook it with a cigarette...;-)

Works for mosquito bites too...B-)

Hover the lit end about a quarter inch above the outer limit of the bite, just long enough to feel the heat on your skin... Slowly spiral in to the centre of the bite. Take lit end

away and blow on skin to cool down... Repeat a couple of times which will effectively "cook" the poison.

Its a trick I was taught in Italy... And it seems to work..."

Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cook it with a cigarette...;-)

Works for mosquito bites too...B-)

Hover the lit end about a quarter inch above the outer limit of the bite, just long enough to feel the heat on your skin... Slowly spiral in to the centre of the bite. Take lit end

away and blow on skin to cool down... Repeat a couple of times which will effectively "cook" the poison.

Its a trick I was taught in Italy... And it seems to work...

Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls. "

He can do them as he is a very good furtler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

He can do them as he is a very good furtler "

Packs 200 B&H and heads north for emergency house call...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

He can do them as he is a very good furtler

Packs 200 B&H and heads north for emergency house call... "

200? I've heard her bum is big but ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

He can do them as he is a very good furtler

Packs 200 B&H and heads north for emergency house call...

200? I've heard her bum is big but .... "

lmao

need the 1000 airport pack for mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

He can do them as he is a very good furtler

Packs 200 B&H and heads north for emergency house call...

200? I've heard her bum is big but .... "

Was offerin a whole summer of service....;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

He can do them as he is a very good furtler

Packs 200 B&H and heads north for emergency house call...

200? I've heard her bum is big but ....

Was offerin a whole summer of service....;-);-)"

Eurotongue,the furtling bum healer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

He can do them as he is a very good furtler

Packs 200 B&H and heads north for emergency house call...

200? I've heard her bum is big but ....

Was offerin a whole summer of service....;-);-)

Eurotongue,the furtling bum healer "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Not so good if you have bites on yer bum .... you'll have to do house calls.

He can do them as he is a very good furtler

Packs 200 B&H and heads north for emergency house call...

200? I've heard her bum is big but ....

Was offerin a whole summer of service....;-);-)

Eurotongue,the furtling bum healer "

Ya bum will Need healin when Ive furtled ya....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being eaten alive grrrr x"

With sauce on?

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