FabSwingers.com forum: My Sausage!!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

No not that you perverts

As some of you know , I'm a butcher and im about to order in a batch of ingredients.

So what flavour Sausage would you want me to make for you if you were here ??

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Cumberland or pork and Apple please.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

stilton and cider

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Pussyjuice flavour please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Beef

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

pork & stilton please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cumberland or pork and Apple please. "

Pork & Apple ooh not made them in years

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"stilton and cider"

That's interesting and different yay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Beef"

We do them . I'll whip a few up for ya Swingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lincolnshire or peppered

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pork and stilton

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Vegetarian ones please with lots of onion in.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lincolnshire or peppered "

We do Beef & Pepper ones

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Throw a bit of man yoghurt in

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Pussyjuice flavour please

Good reason for filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very fond of pork, black pudding and apple and chorizo and morcilla particularly if it is the sausage meat that goes in a light fluffy flaky pastry to make a Chorizo & Morcilla Sausage Roll.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Pussyjuice flavour please

Good reason for filters

Filtered pussyjuice, I like your thinking

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Chicken satay ones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"pork and stilton"

I do them

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Custard Cream please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Vegetarian ones please with lots of onion in. "

Bit tricky in a butchers shop but I'm sure they are lovely

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Lincolnshire please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Custard Cream please

Haha trust you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m very fond of pork, black pudding and apple and chorizo and morcilla particularly if it is the sausage meat that goes in a light fluffy flaky pastry to make a Chorizo & Morcilla Sausage Roll."

They sound lovely Doc

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lincolnshire please"

Oh yes cant beat a classic Lincolnshire yum

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

Contrary to popular belief I don’t eat sausages

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

Pork and apple is great for breakfasts.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Haggis

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pork and apple is great for breakfasts. "

Absofuckinlutely

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"No not that you perverts

As some of you know , I'm a butcher and im about to order in a batch of ingredients.

So what flavour Sausage would you want me to make for you if you were here ??

Merguez

I'd give anything for a decent merguez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild boar one

once you fry it you will understand.

And like my grandparents use to make with lots of marjoram and paprika.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Am I boring if I just say a nice salty porky plain one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wild boar one

once you fry it you will understand.

And like my grandparents use to make with lots of marjoram and paprika. "

Try it *

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No not that you perverts

As some of you know , I'm a butcher and im about to order in a batch of ingredients.

So what flavour Sausage would you want me to make for you if you were here ??

Merguez

I'd give anything for a decent merguez "

Ok I have to admit I dont know this one

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Pork and apple are a fave as well as a good old Cumberland ring and Lincolnshire

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wild boar one

once you fry it you will understand.

And like my grandparents use to make with lots of marjoram and paprika. "

I used to make them in our old shop . Them and Venison were very popular

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Am I boring if I just say a nice salty porky plain one. "

Not at all dude . Classic and Yum

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pork and apple are a fave as well as a good old Cumberland ring and Lincolnshire"

You could almost walk here and get em

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Pork and apple are a fave as well as a good old Cumberland ring and Lincolnshire

You could almost walk here and get em

I know!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Haggis"

Sadly we dont make those but I have tried them and liked em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wild boar one

once you fry it you will understand.

And like my grandparents use to make with lots of marjoram and paprika.

I used to make them in our old shop . Them and Venison were very popular

I like these too. Anything strongly flavoured. And chipolatas

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wild boar one

once you fry it you will understand.

And like my grandparents use to make with lots of marjoram and paprika.

I used to make them in our old shop . Them and Venison were very popular

I like these too. Anything strongly flavoured. And chipolatas

I have my own Chipolata anyway

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Vegetarian ones please with lots of onion in.

Bit tricky in a butchers shop but I'm sure they are lovely

Ha ha you never said they had to be meat flavour.

Vegetarian sausage please...pronto for the Goddess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wild boar one

once you fry it you will understand.

And like my grandparents use to make with lots of marjoram and paprika.

I used to make them in our old shop . Them and Venison were very popular

I like these too. Anything strongly flavoured. And chipolatas

I have my own Chipolata anyway

Haha how handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork and caramelised red onion please.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Toulouse! Garlicky though so not great for a snog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork and caramelised red onion please. "

That just sounds like an M & S add, I can hear it now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Vegetarian ones please with lots of onion in.

Bit tricky in a butchers shop but I'm sure they are lovely

Ha ha you never said they had to be meat flavour.

Vegetarian sausage please...pronto for the Goddess.

Well how could I refuse

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pork and caramelised red onion please. "

Yes Yes Yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Toulouse! Garlicky though so not great for a snog! "

Now theres one I havent made in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork and caramelised red onion please. "

I'll have these too please Grumpy.

Damnit, I'm hungry now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pork and caramelised red onion please.

I'll have these too please Grumpy.

Damnit, I'm hungry now

Oh Boobs... Erm.. I mean yes of course you can

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chilli

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Chilli

We do them . Very popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork and caramelised red onion please.

That just sounds like an M & S add, I can hear it now "

Haha. Can’t beat their posh dogs though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork and caramelised red onion please.

I'll have these too please Grumpy.

Damnit, I'm hungry now

Oh Boobs... Erm.. I mean yes of course you can

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pork and caramelised red onion please.

That just sounds like an M & S add, I can hear it now

Haha. Can’t beat their posh dogs though!"

Probably out of my price range

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Vegetarian ones please with lots of onion in.

Bit tricky in a butchers shop but I'm sure they are lovely

Ha ha you never said they had to be meat flavour.

Vegetarian sausage please...pronto for the Goddess.

Well how could I refuse

The Goddess loves a nice sausage.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Vegetarian ones please with lots of onion in.

Bit tricky in a butchers shop but I'm sure they are lovely

Ha ha you never said they had to be meat flavour.

Vegetarian sausage please...pronto for the Goddess.

Well how could I refuse

The Goddess loves a nice sausage."

Oh does she know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

*Raises hand*

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A veggie one that tastes like meat? Richmond are best I've found so far x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Garlic and Chilli please Fucknugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

*Raises hand*"

Raises another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage and tomato please.. if thats possible

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

*Raises hand*

Raises another "

Oooooh..... two volunteers.... two hands.... shall we cut out the middle man and just send the ingredients after?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

*Raises hand*"

Now they would be best sellers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Garlic and Chilli please Fucknugget

I best get doing them then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

*Raises hand*

Raises another "

Ooh I'm gonna make a fortune

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sausage and tomato please.. if thats possible

It certainly is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork and marmite!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pork and marmite!"

Oh God No

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A big juicy beef one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A big juicy beef one

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork and marmite!"

I was going to say that! My ex recently sent me a pic of a board outside a butchers in Bellingen advertising pork, cheese and vegemite sausages.

I want to try them.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

*Raises hand*

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Ooh I'm gonna make a fortune

You can thank me later Grumpy, or just pay me the royalties

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can you make me the ones from League of Gentlemen? I’m sure the recipe is handed round.

Oh and the Goddess likes her sausage to be a good size.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I like a nice tomato sausage please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pussyjuice flavour please

I may struggle to get the necessary ingredients sadly

I feel your pain

Any volunteers

*Raises hand*

Raises another

Ooh I'm gonna make a fortune

You can thank me later Grumpy, or just pay me the royalties

Haha good man

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can you make me the ones from League of Gentlemen? I’m sure the recipe is handed round.

Oh and the Goddess likes her sausage to be a good size. "

Damn

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like a nice tomato sausage please

Absolutely, sorted

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I like a nice tomato sausage please

Absolutely, sorted

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great your a star

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Beef, onion and cheese I saw on a recipe page somewhere ages ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Beef, onion and cheese I saw on a recipe page somewhere ages ago"

You not here yet then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black pudding and chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very fond of pork, black pudding and apple and chorizo and morcilla particularly if it is the sausage meat that goes in a light fluffy flaky pastry to make a Chorizo & Morcilla Sausage Roll.

They sound lovely Doc

I know a couple of people who make them. I’ve got some frozen in the freezer for when I feel like a treat.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Black pudding and chilli

Cant say I've made them but I'll give it a go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m very fond of pork, black pudding and apple and chorizo and morcilla particularly if it is the sausage meat that goes in a light fluffy flaky pastry to make a Chorizo & Morcilla Sausage Roll.

They sound lovely Doc

I know a couple of people who make them. I’ve got some frozen in the freezer for when I feel like a treat."

What times dinner

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I dont eat sausages

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I dont eat sausages

Always one

. I forgive you

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Pork and black pudding is lovely.

Would love to try pork and haggis too!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I dont eat sausages

Always one

. I forgive you

Thats kind of you... I make up for it in other ways

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Beef, onion and cheese I saw on a recipe page somewhere ages ago

You not here yet then ??

Haha, one does not travel for sausage, sausage travels to me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Black pudding and chilli

Cant say I've made them but I'll give it a go

Ooooh do!

And bring your sausage

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Black pudding and chilli

Cant say I've made them but I'll give it a go

Ooooh do!

And bring your sausage

Oh Always

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Beef, onion and cheese I saw on a recipe page somewhere ages ago

You not here yet then ??

Haha, one does not travel for sausage, sausage travels to me

One does does one ?? Noted

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I dont eat sausages

Always one

. I forgive you

Thats kind of you... I make up for it in other ways

I have no doubts

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can you make me the ones from League of Gentlemen? I’m sure the recipe is handed round.

Oh and the Goddess likes her sausage to be a good size.

Damn

A chunky sausage perhaps ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can you make me the ones from League of Gentlemen? I’m sure the recipe is handed round.

Oh and the Goddess likes her sausage to be a good size.

Damn

A chunky sausage perhaps ?

More realistic yes

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