FabSwingers.com forum: Mud wrestling team...

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

competitors wanted...we could tour the clubs...what d'ya reckon?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can I be manager?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

apparently MY names on the list, better shave my head i know what dirty fighters you gals can be! Im up for a wallow in the hollow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call me up for the Sumo team

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Can I be manager?"
you can be in charge of first aid!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"call me up for the Sumo team "
i.l wrastle you sassy! oil up yer bazookers girl x

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Can I be manager? you can be in charge of first aid!"

Woohoo I'm on the team

Now where did I put my ralgex and baby oil mix?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"call me up for the Sumo team "
thats another thread, just us ladies nekkid wrestling in cool loverly mud

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Can I be manager? you can be in charge of first aid!

Woohoo I'm on the team

Now where did I put my ralgex and baby oil mix?

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dont be getting that fiery jack ointment anywhere near my lady parts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the gentleman in the suit who walks round the ring holding up the rounds number cards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Chief Oiler-Upper? Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the gentleman in the suit who walks round the ring holding up the rounds number cards...

Never had you down as a mincer?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Can I be the gentleman in the suit who walks round the ring holding up the rounds number cards...

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dont be silly furtles,thats my job in a bikini,unless you want to wear a mankini

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

mushy can ring the bell for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the gentleman in the suit who walks round the ring holding up the rounds number cards...

dont be silly furtles,thats my job in a bikini,unless you want to wear a mankini

Oooh... Now if someone could let me know where to get a mankini and matching heels...

And Wishy... I can mince at the drop of a producers handbag... When it serves...

;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"mushy can ring the bell for round 2"

How will i know when it's time, my eyes popped out in Round 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you promise to be gentle, I will join!! After all mud is good for the skin!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you promise to be gentle, I will join!! After all mud is good for the skin!!

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leaves ya skin lovely....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you promise to be gentle, I will join!! After all mud is good for the skin!!

Ding Ding Dong, Round Two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who am I wrestling first then ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So who am I wrestling first then ?

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me

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Ready with the ralgex

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

seconds out round three!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i will be team rutland

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"seconds out round three!"

You could have at least given me a warning.

When do i get my P45?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i will be team rutland"
team dirtygirl..that means we will have to wrestle each other Diamonds

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i will be team rutland"

Aren't you saving yerself for the team rutting?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is it a fight to the death? what do we win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who am I wrestling first then ?

Come get me then!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well im not really so i will give you a quick sqalshing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do we get our rub downs from

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So who am I wrestling first then ?

Come get me then!!!

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i cant run, im full of ravioli n beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign up?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Where do I sign up?"
ladies only but you can be one of the rub them over with a cloth

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Where do I sign up?"
mud wrestlings for the girls. worm eating for the boys

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Who do we get our rub downs from

I need a new roll.

Just waiting on my P45 and ahem, a reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who am I wrestling first then ?

Come get me then!!!

i cant run, im full of ravioli n beer

I will give you a helping hand and just trip over your foot so that I fall down!! Easier for you??

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So who am I wrestling first then ?

Come get me then!!!

i cant run, im full of ravioli n beer

I will give you a helping hand and just trip over your foot so that I fall down!! Easier for you??

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ok..deal...now can we roll around nekkid in the mud

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

cant you add oil to the mud

pleeeaaseee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who do we get our rub downs from

I need a new roll.

Just waiting on my P45 and ahem, a reference. "

Mushy you have a role!! Bell ringer !

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

queensferry rules only ladies please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Who do we get our rub downs from

I need a new roll.

Just waiting on my P45 and ahem, a reference.

Mushy you have a role!! Bell ringer !

Seconds out. No rejects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who am I wrestling first then ?

Come get me then!!!

i cant run, im full of ravioli n beer

I will give you a helping hand and just trip over your foot so that I fall down!! Easier for you??

ok..deal...now can we roll around nekkid in the mud

Oh yes please! Bring it on!!!

Show me your moves ! Do we need fancy wrestling names?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"queensferry rules only ladies please"

Lol.

The most important Queensferry rule is DON'T go near Rhyl.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"queensferry rules only ladies please"
im not boxing il break a nail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"queensferry rules only ladies pleaseim not boxing il break a nail!

Oh no I am not breaking any of nails either!!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I didnt know we was using tool kits too! its all getting a bit biblical for my liking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt know we was using tool kits too! its all getting a bit biblical for my liking!"

So we can use our toys ( that's my tool kit) ??

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I didnt know we was using tool kits too! its all getting a bit biblical for my liking!

So we can use our toys ( that's my tool kit) ??

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battery powered only please, cant be too careful with all that wet mud around!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If yer going all biblical, can i be up for some begatting? Ta.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Super glue for the hang nail

Now, where's my ralgex?

Baby oil anyone

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"So who am I wrestling first then ?

Come get me then!!!

i cant run, im full of ravioli n beer

I will give you a helping hand and just trip over your foot so that I fall down!! Easier for you??

ok..deal...now can we roll around nekkid in the mud

my name's rip yer head off rita!

Oh yes please! Bring it on!!!

Show me your moves ! Do we need fancy wrestling names?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

oops slight technical there! Rip your head off rita-its got a certain ring to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a good name, a bit threatening though

Juicy Lucy for me I think !!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

il stick to my username

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"That's a good name, a bit threatening though

Juicy Lucy for me I think !!

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how about how about 'LeglockLuce'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late comer here! Been for a shower so u dirty girls need to get me sorted quickly please x

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Late comer here! Been for a shower so u dirty girls need to get me sorted quickly please x

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silly girl getting a shower before mud wrestling starts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a good name, a bit threatening though

Juicy Lucy for me I think !!

how about how about 'LeglockLuce'?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I know but I wasn't aware that it was on! And it's always best to be clean isn't it as u never know who's head will end up between ur legs!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Helps the baby oil

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I know I know but I wasn't aware that it was on! And it's always best to be clean isn't it as u never know who's head will end up between ur legs!

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stinking rita dont give a damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I know but I wasn't aware that it was on! And it's always best to be clean isn't it as u never know who's head will end up between ur legs!

stinking rita dont give a damn!"

Ewewewew, blergh and vomit a bit, someone knock her out wil ya!?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

have you seen those david attenborough documentaries where he is round the mud hole watching the hippos.......thats what i would look like

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"have you seen those david attenborough documentaries where he is round the mud hole watching the hippos.......thats what i would look like

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oh belt up n get nekkid in the mud

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"have you seen those david attenborough documentaries where he is round the mud hole watching the hippos.......thats what i would look like

oh belt up n get nekkid in the mud

yes Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

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its not THE big bertha is it?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?"

No, it's the BB Bertha. Silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?"

Donno but at 6ft 2 I am betting she has a good chance at winning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?"

Errr I have a prob! Its a he in a frock not a she.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?

Errr I have a prob! Its a he in a frock not a she.

That's OK, just claim (s)he's a Bulgarian shot putter taking time off from the Limpics. Or other East European country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?

Errr I have a prob! Its a he in a frock not a she.

Its not a frock its a kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?

Errr I have a prob! Its a he in a frock not a she.

Its not a frock its a kilt

I thought you was on tv!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?

Errr I have a prob! Its a he in a frock not a she.

Its not a frock its a kilt

Come On Scotland!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?

Errr I have a prob! Its a he in a frock not a she.

Its not a frock its a kilt

I thought you was on tv!

No never been a tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Im ready to compete after a bit of avid recruitment I have a contender. Bertha is the biz in the mud or jelly so how is up first?

its not THE big bertha is it?

Errr I have a prob! Its a he in a frock not a she.

Its not a frock its a kilt

I thought you was on tv!

No never been a tv

ON tv not A tv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who won??

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Anyone need a spray of ralgex?

Baby oil anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a laugh watching some of the above mud wrestle but I am not sure who would win.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will put a butt plug in first cause i dont want any squelchy bits up my nether regions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will put a butt plug in first cause i dont want any squelchy bits up my nether regions"

And where are you putting this butt plug mrs?? In whom??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I will put a butt plug in first cause i dont want any squelchy bits up my nether regions

And where are you putting this butt plug mrs?? In whom??

Depends who tries to half nelson me lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Oiling up diamond for her first bout right after oiling cinnamons back with suncream

Note to self, no ralgex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room for an oss in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oiling up diamond for her first bout right after oiling cinnamons back with suncream

Note to self, no ralgex"

I have to sit in the stands and watch oiling process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me me me me

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Oiling up diamond for her first bout right after oiling cinnamons back with suncream

Note to self, no ralgex

I have to sit in the stands and watch oiling process.

It's quite technical, not everyone can manage it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oiling up diamond for her first bout right after oiling cinnamons back with suncream

Note to self, no ralgex"

I bought some nice new dry body oil yesterday you can use that if you like and i will even share it with the other competitiors

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Oiling up diamond

I bought some nice new dry body oil yesterday you can use that if you like and i will even share it with the other competitiors"

Not sure you really understand the concept of mud wrestling yet?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oiling up diamond

I bought some nice new dry body oil yesterday you can use that if you like and i will even share it with the other competitiors

Not sure you really understand the concept of mud wrestling yet?

it oils you, not sure why its called dry really guess its just not as oily as others lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stopping well out of this I remember the jelly wrestling at the beach party. Saying you are up for it a month before this years party isn't cleaver.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Oiling up diamond

I bought some nice new dry body oil yesterday you can use that if you like and i will even share it with the other competitiors

Not sure you really understand the concept of mud wrestling yet?

it oils you, not sure why its called dry really guess its just not as oily as others lol"

And there lies your problem, you need the oily oil to stop your competitor getting a good hold of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back!!!!! When's my turn??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nobody wants me I will be happy to act as physio, coach, etc. basically anything that gives me a ring side seat

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Best talk to team manager about a position

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