FabSwingers.com forum: Flat earthers?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do we have any here?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

They're all around the globe

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fat Eartha used to work in our chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes very much so, I have the maps to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're all around the globe"

Damn it! Too slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat Eartha used to work in our chippy "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"They're all around the globe

Damn it! Too slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

It's a disk on the back of four elephants standing on a giant turtle, ridiculous to think otherwise

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Theres a massive net all around the edge to catch everything that falls off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What happens if we dig down to end? Do we fall in to space?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we dig down to end? Do we fall in to space?"

No, we go to the upside down

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"What happens if we dig down to end? Do we fall in to space?"
could strike oil and become filthy rich

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

My favourite flat earther story was B.O.B the rapper (look him up old people) was determined to prove the earth was flat so was funding a space flight out of his own money to take pictures and blow everyone’s mind

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41399164

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Earth is flat, how thick is it and where are the corners?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a disk on the back of four elephants standing on a giant turtle, ridiculous to think otherwise"

Of course it is. Called Great A’Tuin

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"It's a disk on the back of four elephants standing on a giant turtle, ridiculous to think otherwise

Of course it is. Called Great A’Tuin"

Really?? ... it'll never sell as a storyline in any books

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"My favourite flat earther story was B.O.B the rapper (look him up old people) was determined to prove the earth was flat so was funding a space flight out of his own money to take pictures and blow everyone’s mind

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41399164"

Was that the guy who built his own rocket, went up in it (didn't get that high) and ended up crashing and doin his back in or something like that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a disk on the back of four elephants standing on a giant turtle, ridiculous to think otherwise"

The great Great A'Tuin x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41399164

Was that the guy who built his own rocket, went up in it (didn't get that high) and ended up crashing and doin his back in or something like that ? "

No that guy didn’t survive. The guy mentioned above is a musician.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Yes the world is flat. But only for a particular value of flat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The earth is flat and did I tell you the one about the aliens?!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

On your own son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I’d like to know is, if the world is flat, where does all the sea water go when it reaches the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not going there i might fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly no there aren't any flatearthers anymore. They all tragically jumped off the Humber Bridge when, on a day trip there, they saw that because its so huge and long (steady Fabbers) it actually curves around the Earth. It's two towers aren't actually parallel and are further apart at the top than the bottom as that is how they had to build it simply to compensate because of the

curvature.

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

I've never understood where flat earthers think the sun goes at night seeing as you can video call people in Australia when it's night here and they are clearly in daylight.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"I've never understood where flat earthers think the sun goes at night seeing as you can video call people in Australia when it's night here and they are clearly in daylight."

Australia is on the flip side. The sun goes over the top of our side, then underneath the bottom making it light in Australia when it's dark here and vice versa.

The more interesting question is why don't Australians fall off, being upside down? I'm glad you asked that

It's because the soil down there is high in minerals, which gives all the people and animals a special kind of natural magnetism that sticks them to the ground...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've never understood where flat earthers think the sun goes at night seeing as you can video call people in Australia when it's night here and they are clearly in daylight."

Some argue that Australia is a myth

Tangent, I know someone whose relatives in (European country I won't specify) called his family on 1 January 2000 (Australia Eastern Daylight Time). It was still 1999 in Europe. They wanted to see if the apocalypse had come, because we all know the apocalypse goes by time zone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I’d like to know is, if the world is flat, where does all the sea water go when it reaches the end? "

I heard they think it’s like a dome shaped disk so the water stays in.

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

How do they account for seasons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not flat round here, hills n tings

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Not flat round here, hills n tings

Well flat is relative. Like, pizza is flat, but it's still got pepperoni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us flat earthers are all over the globe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I’d like to know is, if the world is flat, where does all the sea water go when it reaches the end? "

We are part of a giant swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have any here?"

They're all in the virus forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have any here?

They're all in the virus forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never understood where flat earthers think the sun goes at night seeing as you can video call people in Australia when it's night here and they are clearly in daylight."

Its a giant spot light the goverments of the world control. It goes off when they aint topped up their leccie card

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