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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " Yes! Luckily my vibrator doesn’t get the hump | |||
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"I believe the term among men is "post-nut clarity" And yes it happens. Usually, I'll close the 35 porn tabs, 15 sex toy shops and have a long hard look in the mirror and wonder where I went wrong in life... Or is that too specific? " . That proper made me laugh | |||
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"I believe the term among men is "post-nut clarity" And yes it happens. Usually, I'll close the 35 porn tabs, 15 sex toy shops and have a long hard look in the mirror and wonder where I went wrong in life... Or is that too specific? . That proper made me laugh " Glad my existential crisis made you laugh. Always knew you had a mean streak | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " Not so much the rice pudding. Also wondering where the odd number of boobs comes from tbh... some sort of mastectomy fetish, or just a fan of Total Recall? | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " Nooo More orgasms please. | |||
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"Nope. Afterwards I'm more like Oliver Twist " You go and pick their pockets? | |||
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"Nope. Afterwards I'm more like Oliver Twist You go and pick their pockets? " Obvs | |||
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"I believe the term among men is "post-nut clarity" And yes it happens. Usually, I'll close the 35 porn tabs, 15 sex toy shops and have a long hard look in the mirror and wonder where I went wrong in life... Or is that too specific? " I must be a man | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. " Yup! Suddenly the lesbian anal fisting orgy doesn't look so sexy anymore, does it? | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. " | |||
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"Haha can relate I look in the mirror with shame & tell myself 'mate you need jesus' lol " But do you knock another one out anyway? | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. Yup! Suddenly the lesbian anal fisting orgy doesn't look so sexy anymore, does it? " Ha! That's really mild compared to tabs I've had opened. You have much to learn young padawan. | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. Yup! Suddenly the lesbian anal fisting orgy doesn't look so sexy anymore, does it? Ha! That's really mild compared to tabs I've had opened. You have much to learn young padawan. " I was just trying not to get banned from the forums | |||
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"Isn't this why so many talk themselves into a meet (when no covid), have a wank to celebrate then think "ah I can't be arsed now!"? " Hahaha or have a wank to calm the nerves | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " I like watching the IT crowd too | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. Yup! Suddenly the lesbian anal fisting orgy doesn't look so sexy anymore, does it? Ha! That's really mild compared to tabs I've had opened. You have much to learn young padawan. " I think we’ll need more details! | |||
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"Haha can relate I look in the mirror with shame & tell myself 'mate you need jesus' lol But do you knock another one out anyway? " Haha 5mins break and 'ding dong' round 2 lol | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? Nooo More orgasms please." Me too - just need to get my breath back and have a drink of water and a quick cuddle and I start wondering when he’s going to start again or if I should lead | |||
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