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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " Yes! Luckily my vibrator doesn’t get the hump ![]() | |||
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"I believe the term among men is "post-nut clarity" And yes it happens. Usually, I'll close the 35 porn tabs, 15 sex toy shops and have a long hard look in the mirror and wonder where I went wrong in life... Or is that too specific? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I believe the term among men is "post-nut clarity" And yes it happens. Usually, I'll close the 35 porn tabs, 15 sex toy shops and have a long hard look in the mirror and wonder where I went wrong in life... Or is that too specific? ![]() ![]() ![]() Glad my existential crisis made you laugh. Always knew you had a mean streak ![]() | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " Not so much the rice pudding. Also wondering where the odd number of boobs comes from tbh... some sort of mastectomy fetish, or just a fan of Total Recall? | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " Nooo ![]() | |||
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"Nope. Afterwards I'm more like Oliver Twist ![]() You go and pick their pockets? ![]() | |||
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"Nope. Afterwards I'm more like Oliver Twist ![]() ![]() Obvs ![]() | |||
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"I believe the term among men is "post-nut clarity" And yes it happens. Usually, I'll close the 35 porn tabs, 15 sex toy shops and have a long hard look in the mirror and wonder where I went wrong in life... Or is that too specific? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. ![]() Yup! Suddenly the lesbian anal fisting orgy doesn't look so sexy anymore, does it? ![]() | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Haha can relate ![]() ![]() But do you knock another one out anyway? ![]() | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. ![]() ![]() Ha! That's really mild compared to tabs I've had opened. You have much to learn young padawan. ![]() | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. ![]() ![]() ![]() I was just trying not to get banned from the forums ![]() | |||
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"Isn't this why so many talk themselves into a meet (when no covid), have a wank to celebrate then think "ah I can't be arsed now!"? " Hahaha or have a wank to calm the nerves | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? " I like watching the IT crowd too ![]() | |||
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"Yeeeep. It tends to be once I've come a few times after masturbating and feel a sense of shame at how far the porn hole I've gone and the pure depravity I've been fantasizing about. ![]() ![]() ![]() I think we’ll need more details! | |||
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"Haha can relate ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha 5mins break and 'ding dong' round 2 lol ![]() | |||
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"Pre orgasm full horn: i’ll have 35 penises, in all holes, 7 boobies, 4 vagines, all the sex toys, tie me up, cover me in rice pudding. *3 mins of fast and furious bean flicking* Post orgasm: sex? Did you mean actual touching and actual sex??? Errrrr you disgusting animal!!! I’d rather watch moss grow. Anyone else like this? Nooo ![]() Me too - just need to get my breath back and have a drink of water and a quick cuddle and I start wondering when he’s going to start again or if I should lead ![]() ![]() | |||
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