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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Idea from the clown thread

Whats yours and if you know, why?

This is a Phobia list, but mine isn't on it

http://www.phobialist.com/reverse.html#C

But according to a couple of other sites, my phobia is called Bovinophobia

Yep, I am shit scared of cows, bulls not a problem, but cows

If I go fishing, i can't go anywhere that a cow might come near me, i have been known to leave my fishing kit behind and run across a lock when fishing on a canal and a cow came close in a field behind me, Shaz thought it very amusing

Why am I frightened of cows, no idea

Grrr even the word makes me shudder!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the normal

spiders and not to keen of wabbies either

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

sex is my phobia,,,,, i'm afraid i'll never get enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dont like heights ...

or even looking at them on telly. have a fear of falling over....

ooooooo shudders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dont like heights ...

or even looking at them on telly. have a fear of falling over....

ooooooo shudders "

I'm fine with heights...

...as long as I'm not going to land on a cow!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im terrified of these flying cows U are talking about!!!! ,

Its not the flying or the cows, but have U ever been shit on by a bird???? OMG flying cows!!! .

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Should I have paid more attention to this thread??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have true arachnophobia

I cannot even look at a picture of one, if I come across one I have trouble breathing etc etc

Even toy ones send me into a total panic

Have to say the fear that there will be plastic ones etc at the Halloween do unerves me totally...............

And no, can't even bring myself to type the bloody word lol xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Think i am developing a phobia this morning lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im terrified of these flying cows U are talking about!!!! ,

Its not the flying or the cows, but have U ever been shit on by a bird???? OMG flying cows!!! .

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Should I have paid more attention to this thread?? "

haha

talk about flying cows, read this

http://www.ufodigest.com/news/1009/cow-abducted.php

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birdie birdie flying high

Birdie birdie flying high

Drops his luggage from the sky

Angry farmer wipes his eye

Bloody good job my cows can’t fly !!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs liddy has the usual spider fear

mr liddy is terrified of hieghts cant even walk across a bridge with out breaking into a cold sweat

he also suffers from Mottephobia which is a fear of moths god knows why but the frighten the sh*t out of him he has to leg it out of the room if one flies in and starts panicking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh thats a point, I don't like bee's, not sure it a phobia though as just wouldn't have one on me

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh thats a point, I don't like bee's, not sure it a phobia though as just wouldn't have one on me

Tony"
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"I have true arachnophobia

I cannot even look at a picture of one, if I come across one I have trouble breathing etc etc

Even toy ones send me into a total panic

Have to say the fear that there will be plastic ones etc at the Halloween do unerves me totally...............

And no, can't even bring myself to type the bloody word lol xx"

Oh hell...will have to rethink part of my costume....don't want to be making you feel uncomfortable....(I'll give my furry friend to my cats as a toy )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh thats a point, I don't like bee's, not sure it a phobia though as just wouldn't have one on me

Tony

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Is that a vibrator you have there?

And your eyes have gone

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

thought id give em a rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am scared of jelly.....

have shocking nightmares of wobbly jelly chasing me down the street..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am scared of jelly.....

have shocking nightmares of wobbly jelly chasing me down the street.. "

Ohh so what if the woman you are meeting has implants?

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am scared of jelly.....

have shocking nightmares of wobbly jelly chasing me down the street..

Ohh so what if the woman you are meeting has implants?

Tony"

I am a brave wee soldier ...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am scared of jelly.....

have shocking nightmares of wobbly jelly chasing me down the street..

Ohh so what if the woman you are meeting has implants?

Tony

I am a brave wee soldier ........... "

It kind of reminded me of the "belly's going to get you" advert

Only a giant pair of tits chasing you down the street!

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe"

First step, a stick for walkers, only one step away from the stick for old people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe"

Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

First step, a stick for walkers, only one step away from the stick for old people. "

its a step closer to having the stick across ya arse!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

First step, a stick for walkers, only one step away from the stick for old people.

its a step closer to having the stick across ya arse!!!!!!!"

Oops!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx"

they dont even taste nice then

I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx

they dont even taste nice then

I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe"

I just like having me boobs played with lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx

they dont even taste nice then

I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe

I just like having me boobs played with lol xx"

oh gawd, I'm done.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx

they dont even taste nice then

I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe

I just like having me boobs played with lol xx"

its a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx

they dont even taste nice then

I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe

I just like having me boobs played with lol xx

its a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx;)"

My goodness, stop it, I need time out from here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...

....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.

I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared

Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe

Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx

they dont even taste nice then

I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe

I just like having me boobs played with lol xx

its a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx;)"

coooooool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks"

Your dog had its own walking stick?

It is a bizarre phobia though! no idea why or how I got it and a look on the net, lots have it

On my plate as a nice jucy steak though, yum! not frightened then

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks

Your dog had its own walking stick?

It is a bizarre phobia though! no idea why or how I got it and a look on the net, lots have it

On my plate as a nice jucy steak though, yum! not frightened then

Tony"

Clever pooch he was, lol

And it gives a new meaning to tackling your fears head on - just EAT it...hehehe

I wish i liked cow - it always smells so good, not a veggie or anything - but just dont like cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump "

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?. "

Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.

Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time "

Ur fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.

Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time

Ur fault "

Now you've taken to talking to yourself too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.

Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time

Ur fault

Now you've taken to talking to yourself too. "

Lol was aimed at u you U YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earwigs - hate them hate them hate them !

Many years ago when I was about 7 or 8 my cousin and I were throwing sticks into a tree to knock conkers down. After a while I felt somthing scratching around in my ear. Oh how I screamed ! My mother said no she couldn't see anything but I knew something was in there. It was my Grandad who after a couple of minutes poked around sort of underneath my ear and out popped an earwig !

I hindsight I was just unfortunate because earwigs will live anywhere that's dark and damp, not just ears lol, but it must have fallen onto my hair and crept inside

Oh Christ they still send shudders through my body yet everytime I see one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.

Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time

Ur fault

Now you've taken to talking to yourself too.

Lol was aimed at u you U YOU "

ah, with you quoting yourself it appeared you also blamed yourself.

what have I done?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have true arachnophobia

I cannot even look at a picture of one, if I come across one I have trouble breathing etc etc

Even toy ones send me into a total panic

Have to say the fear that there will be plastic ones etc at the Halloween do unerves me totally...............

And no, can't even bring myself to type the bloody word lol xx

Oh hell...will have to rethink part of my costume....don't want to be making you feel uncomfortable....(I'll give my furry friend to my cats as a toy )"

Oh Honey I'm sorry !!! So long as I don't see it ???? but then again, don't want to have to stay away from you lol xx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.

Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time

Ur fault

Now you've taken to talking to yourself too.

Lol was aimed at u you U YOU

ah, with you quoting yourself it appeared you also blamed yourself.

what have I done?. "

Not a thing just u being u

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

mice and rats if i see one or the other im off cant even watch them on tv.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump

You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.

Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time

Ur fault

Now you've taken to talking to yourself too.

Lol was aimed at u you U YOU

ah, with you quoting yourself it appeared you also blamed yourself.

what have I done?.

Not a thing just u being u "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of any phobia I have as such, some things I am not keen on but I wouldn't say I had a phobia of anything really.

Maybe sprouts.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Already given it to the cats...I think it would have really freaked you....and we can't be having that xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Already given it to the cats...I think it would have really freaked you....and we can't be having that xxx"

Then I owe you a great big hug xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks

Your dog had its own walking stick?

It is a bizarre phobia though! no idea why or how I got it and a look on the net, lots have it

On my plate as a nice jucy steak though, yum! not frightened then

Tony

Clever pooch he was, lol

And it gives a new meaning to tackling your fears head on - just EAT it...hehehe

I wish i liked cow - it always smells so good, not a veggie or anything - but just dont like cow "

I would love to see them that suffer from arachnophobia eat a great hairy spider

Shaz is terrified of storms, think i should get her to stand on the roof and bite a piece out the next bolt of lightning

Cow is nice to eat, but Minted, slow roasted Lamb with a dash of wine mmmm

Tony

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"Already given it to the cats...I think it would have really freaked you....and we can't be having that xxx

Then I owe you a great big hug xxx xxx"

And I'll collect

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"thought id give em a rest "

Well, I have to say, I think I am undecided as to which pic I like best.... will have to check out your profile to do more research!!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought id give em a rest

Well, I have to say, I think I am undecided as to which pic I like best.... will have to check out your profile to do more research!!!

xxx"

Both avatars are nice, but the eyes are 1 of a kind... or should I say 2 of a kind

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

flattery may get you everywhere!!!

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