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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Walking in to town this morning I suddenly came across a random orange chicken walking along the pavement.

I asked it what it was doing, it looked at me out of one beady eye and then continued about it's business.

I didn't attempt to grapple with it as it was a big bugger and looked like it would take no messing.

Has anyone else had a Dr Doolittle moment recently?

Or do I need to adjust my medication?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This image will be stuck in my head all day!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking in to town this morning I suddenly came across a random orange chicken walking along the pavement.

I asked it what it was doing, it looked at me out of one beady eye and then continued about it's business.

I didn't attempt to grapple with it as it was a big bugger and looked like it would take no messing.

Has anyone else had a Dr Doolittle moment recently?

Or do I need to adjust my medication?

"

Was it trying to cross the road?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"

This image will be stuck in my head all day!

Jo.Xx "

Mine too! Really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a pheasant on the high street a few Christmases ago. Us onlookers looked more confused than it did. It was strutting about like it owned the place. Perhaps it did. SE London is a colourful place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I encountered a peacock at a bus stop once. That was surprising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like a Buff Medway

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Walking in to town this morning I suddenly came across a random orange chicken walking along the pavement.

I asked it what it was doing, it looked at me out of one beady eye and then continued about it's business.

I didn't attempt to grapple with it as it was a big bugger and looked like it would take no messing.

Has anyone else had a Dr Doolittle moment recently?

Or do I need to adjust my medication?

Was it trying to cross the road? "

Ha, I see what you did there.

It actually had good road sense and was keeping to the pavement.

It was definitely on a mission.

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By *uietly torturedCouple
over a year ago

walkden

Similar thing happened to me, chicken escaped from my parents neighbours garden and I happened to see it crossing the road, thought I was seeing things

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By *abBlack420Man
over a year ago

coventry

Lol how big was this cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking in to town this morning I suddenly came across a random orange chicken walking along the pavement.

I asked it what it was doing, it looked at me out of one beady eye and then continued about it's business.

I didn't attempt to grapple with it as it was a big bugger and looked like it would take no messing.

Has anyone else had a Dr Doolittle moment recently?

Or do I need to adjust my medication?

"

Not quite doctor doolittlw moments but, I have seen someone walking an emu on a lead, and recently we walked past a cafe in our town and someone was chilling having a brew with a baby llama on a lead next to them...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"There was a pheasant on the high street a few Christmases ago. Us onlookers looked more confused than it did. It was strutting about like it owned the place. Perhaps it did. SE London is a colourful place. "

Love it

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I encountered a peacock at a bus stop once. That was surprising."

I bet! They're noisey buggers

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