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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman
over a year ago

morecambe

lets list them?

Mine is do you come here often lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lets list them?

Mine is do you come here often lol"

Lol

Nice shoes, fancy a fuck? Lol

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By *onnieSoak79Man
over a year ago

Gillingham

"lets list them?

Mine is do you come here often lol

Lol

Nice shoes, fancy a fuck? Lol"

Did the landing hurt? I mean you fell from heaven, you’re an Angel right? Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spied a hot milf I was after whilst she was shopping.

She was buying fish and I blurted out " buying fish then"

Ffs. Fail.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

When abroad only.....

Do you have any Irish in you???

Well do you want some

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

You’ve got a nice cock I’ve had that one a few times on here haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello how are you.

What you up to.

Hi.

9inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been chatted up lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection."

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By *ony2269Man
over a year ago

Radcliffe

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I message you again?

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

"You don't sweat much for a big lass"!

And before the telling off, I like big lasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ex bomb squad and believe me when I tell you...... you're dynamite

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"Is your hair that colour all over" said to my redheaded friend.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes?

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks

How is Covid/fab/xxxx treating you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may not be a plumber, but Id bang your pipes

I may not be a plasterer but id fill your holes

I may not be an astrophysicist but id show you the stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you into demolition coz I'd love to smash your back door in

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

I got asked if my arse was available on Just Eat.

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By *hesweetcheeksMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

“ let me stick my cock in your hole”

The charmer

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I got asked if my arse was available on Just Eat."

Haha

Brave whoever uses that

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks

"I got asked if my arse was available on Just Eat."

He must be a poet - that’s awfully funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if my arse was available on Just Eat."

I hope you told him that a lady such as yourself would be on deliveroo only!

Just-eat! Pffftttt

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Are you an engineer cos you make my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were your clothes 50% off because they would be 100% off at my place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell your pussy?

Oh, must be your feet then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they arranged the alphabet incorrectly because they should have put I and U together...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have mirrors in your knickers coz I can see myself in them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two ton Polar Bear. Guaranteed to break the ice.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you have mirrors in your knickers coz I can see myself in them x"

I don't think they'd fit me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I smell your pussy?

Oh, must be your feet then.... "

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

While at a football end of season party a women came up to me selling raffle tickets.

She said there a pound a strip I replied with I would pay a million pounds to watch you strip. The funny thing is it worked I went home with her I wasn’t expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have mirrors in your knickers coz I can see myself in them x

I don't think they'd fit me.

Sure it would be a lot of fun finding out

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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago

Halifax

May I say what a smashing blouse you have on

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“Do you fancy being the mother of my children..”

It’s quite hot if you’re horny and have your wine goggles on. Not so sexy if you’re stone cold sober.

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By *cot.border.bullMan
over a year ago

Borders

"I got asked if my arse was available on Just Eat."

And is it?... just asking for a mate

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By *ony2269Man
over a year ago

Radcliffe

"May I say what a smashing blouse you have on"

That just made me laugh out loud. Rik Mayall at his finest!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you have mirrors in your knickers coz I can see myself in them x

I don't think they'd fit me.

Sure it would be a lot of fun finding out "

So long as you try on my Y-fronts.

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Overheard someone trying to use this one:

"Your father is a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hello, I'm Tina Titz and you can't have my autograph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and get yer coat luv. You've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

want to share a pint...

of my spunk

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

you must be a camera because every time I look at you I smile

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