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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When your first thought of seeing a vegetable up a women’s vagina on fab is ‘I wonder if it’s organic ?’ Have you become too desensitised ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes"

Close thread

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Yes

Close thread "

Best way ... ask a direct question get a direct answer ...

We could of course analyse to the nth degree why you're worried about organic and why you'd reject non-organic ... but then we get into the preferences argument and danger lies there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this would be about the condition of our hands working outdoors at this time of year.

I’ve never gotten through so much cream as this January.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually wonder if they use it for cooking after

I think I've been desensitised as well. All the cocks and vaginas just blur into one these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your first thought of seeing a vegetable up a women’s vagina on fab is ‘I wonder if it’s organic ?’ Have you become too desensitised ?"

Haha what made you start this thread

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I usually wonder if they use it for cooking after

I think I've been desensitised as well. All the cocks and vaginas just blur into one these days..."

The blurring is from the speed of thrusting

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

What vegetable was it?

Did it still have the price stick on?

Did you say to yourself “you don’t get many of them to the lb”

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Is it weird that I'm mainly concerned about the impact of possible residual soil bacteria on the normal flora of the vagina?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes

Close thread

Best way ... ask a direct question get a direct answer ...

We could of course analyse to the nth degree why you're worried about organic and why you'd reject non-organic ... but then we get into the preferences argument and danger lies there"

Because pesticides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your first thought of seeing a vegetable up a women’s vagina on fab is ‘I wonder if it’s organic ?’ Have you become too desensitised ?

Haha what made you start this thread "

guilty conscience?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Is it weird that I'm mainly concerned about the impact of possible residual soil bacteria on the normal flora of the vagina?! "

Ew ... vaginal slug problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren’t all vaginas organic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if she washed it before makeing dinner with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What vegetable was it?

Did it still have the price stick on?

Did you say to yourself “you don’t get many of them to the lb”"

If I say the vegetable it will narrow it down and could embarrass the lady in question, but I googled whether it was vegetable or fruit cause I wasn’t sure, it’s a vegetable which raised an eyebrow. They’re not sold by the pound but I did scream ‘DON’T PANIC ITS ORGANIC!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aren’t all vaginas organic ?"

No, that’s orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me I bought parsnips for tea and haven't cooked them! I'll find another use for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When your first thought of seeing a vegetable up a women’s vagina on fab is ‘I wonder if it’s organic ?’ Have you become too desensitised ?

Haha what made you start this thread "

I’ve no idea, it’s been on the back burner for a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What vegetable was it?

Did it still have the price stick on?

Did you say to yourself “you don’t get many of them to the lb”

If I say the vegetable it will narrow it down and could embarrass the lady in question, but I googled whether it was vegetable or fruit cause I wasn’t sure, it’s a vegetable which raised an eyebrow. They’re not sold by the pound but I did scream ‘DON’T PANIC ITS ORGANIC!’"

Brussel sprouts?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Reminds me I bought parsnips for tea and haven't cooked them! I'll find another use for them "

Watch your vagina PH levels Alder! Get some live yogurt in, just in case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this would be about the condition of our hands working outdoors at this time of year.

I’ve never gotten through so much cream as this January."

It’s been a harsh time for us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually wonder if they use it for cooking after

I think I've been desensitised as well. All the cocks and vaginas just blur into one these days...

The blurring is from the speed of thrusting"

But if they hit 88mph could they travel back in time?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Reminds me I bought parsnips for tea and haven't cooked them! I'll find another use for them

Watch your vagina PH levels Alder! Get some live yogurt in, just in case "

Benecol .. then you can control your vaginal cholesterol levels too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it weird that I'm mainly concerned about the impact of possible residual soil bacteria on the normal flora of the vagina?! "

I was thinking about the PH levels

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm so glad your shed is back in action.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I usually wonder if they use it for cooking after

I think I've been desensitised as well. All the cocks and vaginas just blur into one these days...

The blurring is from the speed of thrusting

But if they hit 88mph could they travel back in time?"

Only if you apply 1.2 Gigawatts of power

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reminds me I bought parsnips for tea and haven't cooked them! I'll find another use for them "

Butter my parsnips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so glad your shed is back in action."

This one was from the summer house, much more up market.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

This is where my brain goes....

https://youtu.be/X-znmttm_vQ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What vegetable was it?

Did it still have the price stick on?

Did you say to yourself “you don’t get many of them to the lb”

If I say the vegetable it will narrow it down and could embarrass the lady in question, but I googled whether it was vegetable or fruit cause I wasn’t sure, it’s a vegetable which raised an eyebrow. They’re not sold by the pound but I did scream ‘DON’T PANIC ITS ORGANIC!’

Brussel sprouts?"

It wasn’t, I definitely know that’s a veg, they’re more like love beads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if she washed it before makeing dinner with it "

I dunno who has a salad this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your first thought of seeing a vegetable up a women’s vagina on fab is ‘I wonder if it’s organic ?’ Have you become too desensitised ?"

Especially if this is at the local farmers market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me I bought parsnips for tea and haven't cooked them! I'll find another use for them

Watch your vagina PH levels Alder! Get some live yogurt in, just in case "

Used as lube

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

I recall a sub being fisted by his Domme in a club and thinking can’t she gag him I want to enjoy a pint and chat to my mates..... that’s desensitised

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m getting too invested in wondering if it was a tomato. I’m off to watch Countryfile and get some perspective.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is it weird that I'm mainly concerned about the impact of possible residual soil bacteria on the normal flora of the vagina?!

I was thinking about the PH levels "

That's nothing a good firm squirt of live yoghurt won't fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your first thought of seeing a vegetable up a women’s vagina on fab is ‘I wonder if it’s organic ?’ Have you become too desensitised ?

Especially if this is at the local farmers market "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recall a sub being fisted by his Domme in a club and thinking can’t she gag him I want to enjoy a pint and chat to my mates..... that’s desensitised "

Ha yeah this!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I thought this would be about the condition of our hands working outdoors at this time of year.

I’ve never gotten through so much cream as this January."

Cream has any number of connotations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this would be about the condition of our hands working outdoors at this time of year.

I’ve never gotten through so much cream as this January."

You need a pair of cotton or bamboo gloves to wear in bed at night after liberal lotion application. You'd look lovely in them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised. "

I have loads of home grown parsnips and leeks if you can’t keep up with demand. Move over, Lovehoney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this would be about the condition of our hands working outdoors at this time of year.

I’ve never gotten through so much cream as this January.

You need a pair of cotton or bamboo gloves to wear in bed at night after liberal lotion application. You'd look lovely in them too."

*Grunts*

As if a man like me would do such a thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised.

I have loads of home grown parsnips and leeks if you can’t keep up with demand. Move over, Lovehoney "

We could start a cooperative

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Good on u bro see mans always thinking ahead .got a business brain as well as a dirty mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this would be about the condition of our hands working outdoors at this time of year.

I’ve never gotten through so much cream as this January.

You need a pair of cotton or bamboo gloves to wear in bed at night after liberal lotion application. You'd look lovely in them too.

*Grunts*

As if a man like me would do such a thing..."

My calluses are softening up nicely. You're missing out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised.

I have loads of home grown parsnips and leeks if you can’t keep up with demand. Move over, Lovehoney

We could start a cooperative "

I definitely see an opening

I’ll get my coat...

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised.

I have loads of home grown parsnips and leeks if you can’t keep up with demand. Move over, Lovehoney

We could start a cooperative

I definitely see an opening

I’ll get my coat..."

Call ur shop ..cook it and fuck it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised. "

I’ll get the power hose out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised.

I’ll get the power hose out. "

Start with the artichokes and work your way up to the celeriac.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Organic is allways best! X

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised.

I have loads of home grown parsnips and leeks if you can’t keep up with demand. Move over, Lovehoney

We could start a cooperative

I definitely see an opening

I’ll get my coat..."

Is that where she put the veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have a variety of root vegetables available if anyone up thread requires? All organic, so I can't guarantee an absence of slugs. Thorough scrubbing before insertion is advised.

I have loads of home grown parsnips and leeks if you can’t keep up with demand. Move over, Lovehoney

We could start a cooperative

I definitely see an opening

I’ll get my coat...

Is that where she put the veg "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want to know what kind of girl she was? Waitrose or Lidl...

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