FabSwingers.com forum: Showdown at the TV coral

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, there has been a certain level of slagging off between JennieTV and Sophie.720 recently. It has reached a point where there is only one way to resolve things .... FIGHT!

So, in the pink corner, Jennie, legs of a gazelle, heart of a lioness, breath of a walrus. In the other pink corner, Sophie, Grace of a butterfly, voice of an angel, hands like shovels.

Suggestions as to how we can sort this out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PS. I am not saying Slopie is thick, its just when she saw a sign saying 'wet floor' she thought it was an instruction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie MMA match

Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lingerie MMA match

Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom "

Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me laugh...

No laughing matter. Deadly serious. She's soooo getting it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lingerie MMA match

Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom

Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight! "

Ha ha I seen but think we have different idears on switch games

Mmmm how to explain without loseing my incinse

On one takes top roll other takes botton when the top cums they switch rolls every time loser is the first to tap with a sore behind lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lingerie MMA match

Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom

Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight!

Ha ha I seen but think we have different idears on switch games

Mmmm how to explain without loseing my incinse

On one takes top roll other takes botton when the top cums they switch rolls every time loser is the first to tap with a sore behind lol "

Sounds unhygienic!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I suggest a fabbathon ..who get the most fabs in a certain amount of time is the winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lingerie MMA match

Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom

Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight!

Ha ha I seen but think we have different idears on switch games

Mmmm how to explain without loseing my incinse

On one takes top roll other takes botton when the top cums they switch rolls every time loser is the first to tap with a sore behind lol

Sounds unhygienic!

Ha ha lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest a fabbathon ..who get the most fabs in a certain amount of time is the winner

Does that include paid for fabs?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Or a butt plugathon ...work out your own rules

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

Jennie ..... I’m in your corner, happy to hold the towel ... and help you with the mouthwash xxxxx

Go for it lady xxxxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I suggest a fabbathon ..who get the most fabs in a certain amount of time is the winner

Does that include paid for fabs?"
especially paid for ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or a butt plugathon ...work out your own rules

That might work ... hers would keep falling out. There ain't a button plug in the World that would touch the sides of her canyon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie ..... I’m in your corner, happy to hold the towel ... and help you with the mouthwash xxxxx

Go for it lady xxxxx"

Yay team J!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both

I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is hilarious

She's hiding!

Must be scared...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon

"
only with maltesers

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip poker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon

How will we tell the difference between the Maltesers and her haemorrhoids?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Benandjerryathon ... similar to the malteserthon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Benandjerryathon ... similar to the malteserthon

"
only with spoons

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon

How will we tell the difference between the Maltesers and her haemorrhoids? "
heamorroids count double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too"

I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon

How will we tell the difference between the Maltesers and her haemorrhoids? "
hit them with the spoons from the benandjerryathon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both

I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!"

Aww man! In that case.....

I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is hilarious

She's hiding!

Must be scared..."

Oh dearie me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too

I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad!"

That makes it even funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too

I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad!"

That made me snort!

I think it means you are the winner by default.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are attacking a woman who is down, she already got her ass whooped last night....literally

Come on Sophie, come out swinging haha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Ahhhhhh back to your underhanded tricks once again then Trevor, if you had made me aware that you tactics are as loose as your sphincter and at least let me know there was a showdown, I could have been here at the start to show you how it's done.

Then again, you don't seem to learn no matter how often you're shown as can be seen with your slapstick make up skills

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too

I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad!"

Omg you bet

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Ahhhhhh back to your underhanded tricks once again then Trevor, if you had made me aware that you tactics are as loose as your sphincter and at least let me know there was a showdown, I could have been here at the start to show you how it's done.

Then again, you don't seem to learn no matter how often you're shown as can be seen with your slapstick make up skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are attacking a woman who is down, she already got her ass whooped last night....literally

Come on Sophie, come out swinging haha"

'Course! Where's the fun in a fair fight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner."

Only if we can wear gloves!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! "

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner.

Only if we can wear gloves!"

Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner.

Only if we can wear gloves!

Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc

Yes.

They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x

Sweetie.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!"

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

OK fists up!

No you dirty biatch I didn't mean that!

My love x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner.

Only if we can wear gloves!

Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc

Yes.

They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x

Sweetie."

I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see.

Think of it as looking after the little people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner.

Only if we can wear gloves!

Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc

Yes.

They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x

Sweetie.

I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see.

Think of it as looking after the little people

How (uncharacteristically) generous.

Honey.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

OK fists up!

No you dirty biatch I didn't mean that!

My love x"

You wouldn’t know if I had put my fists up anyway, your cavernous butthole would never notice as its usually used as the winter cover for the number 7 bus to slutsville

Love you dahling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

Girl fight!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

Girl fight!

You betcha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

Girl fight!

Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

Oh its like that is it?

I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

Oh its like that is it?

I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!"

They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

Girl fight!

Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate

Ooooh.

15 love to you.

That was a good one x

Sugartits.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

Girl fight!

Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate

Ooooh.

15 love to you.

That was a good one x

Sugartits."

Sugartits would imply i am sweet and delicious yet yours are made with an old pair of socks filled with rice.....amateur

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

Girl fight!

Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate

Ooooh.

15 love to you.

That was a good one x

Sugartits.

Sugartits would imply i am sweet and delicious yet yours are made with an old pair of socks filled with rice.....amateur

Tights actually.

Your mum's

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered!

Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you

Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!

That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight

Girl fight!

Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate

Ooooh.

15 love to you.

That was a good one x

Sugartits.

Sugartits would imply i am sweet and delicious yet yours are made with an old pair of socks filled with rice.....amateur

Tights actually.

Your mum's"

At least there is some part of you that has a chance of snelling good then as she had bunions and ingrowing toenails....that tangy cheese smell is a great improvement on your usual aroma

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That last reply was low.

Even lower than your flaps!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"That last reply was low.

Even lower than your flaps!"

It's so nice you think I have flaps but alas I never transitioned so still have my penis, yours on the other hand often get mistaken for a coal sack, you could at least wash once in a while.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner.

Only if we can wear gloves!

Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc

Yes.

They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x

Sweetie.

I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see.

Think of it as looking after the little people

How (uncharacteristically) generous.

Honey."

Since when has throwing me been looking after the little people? That's actively launching them through the air, comfy gloves or not!

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That last reply was low.

Even lower than your flaps!

It's so nice you think I have flaps but alas I never transitioned so still have my penis, yours on the other hand often get mistaken for a coal sack, you could at least wash once in a while."

Ah that explains the huge hands.

And the beard.

Darling x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Hey Jeremy....someone on here has started a thread all about you, its called 'are hairy guys attractive

I knew you weren't paying attention when I told you about razor blades and waxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jeremy....someone on here has started a thread all about you, its called 'are hairy guys attractive

I knew you weren't paying attention when I told you about razor blades and waxing

Waxing?

Like when you wax your moustache?

Simon.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Fight Fight Fight just like the school play ground gather round one and all maybe could sell tickets for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest a round of peach shot putt.

You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner.

Only if we can wear gloves!

Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc

Yes.

They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x

Sweetie.

I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see.

Think of it as looking after the little people

How (uncharacteristically) generous.

Honey.

Since when has throwing me been looking after the little people? That's actively launching them through the air, comfy gloves or not!

I'm in

Watch where you are stepping peachy there's a .... oh too late. Sorry princess, Soaps had an accident!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"That last reply was low.

Even lower than your flaps!

It's so nice you think I have flaps but alas I never transitioned so still have my penis, yours on the other hand often get mistaken for a coal sack, you could at least wash once in a while.

Ah that explains the huge hands.

And the beard.

Darling x"

Well yes, I need my large hands to pick up all the faux pa's you leave in your wake.

As for the beard, I grew it to try and put you off what with me being your fab crush......yes I remember your confession

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fight Fight Fight just like the school play ground gather round one and all maybe could sell tickets for it

The special school playground if its got her in it!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hey Jeremy....someone on here has started a thread all about you, its called 'are hairy guys attractive

I knew you weren't paying attention when I told you about razor blades and waxing

Waxing?

Like when you wax your moustache?

Simon."

Yes just like that.

(Hint, when signing out, dont use your real name Simon, did you miss that lesson at tranny school while you were bending for your friend the janitor?)

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Fight Fight Fight just like the school play ground gather round one and all maybe could sell tickets for it

The special school playground if its got her in it!"

Well the beautiful ones of us had to have a special playground to stop us from catching the uglies from the likes of you...how I did love being on of the it girls at tranny school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

Oh its like that is it?

I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!

They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born."

Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters?

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over a year ago

Load of old bollocks

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

Oh its like that is it?

I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!

They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.

Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters?

Not really unless Jeremy really is into keeping it in the family

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Load of old bollocks"

Get out of my inbox!

Only one of us likes men with uninspiring humour so go knock on Jeremy's back door if you can find her knocker

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

Oh its like that is it?

I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!

They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.

Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters?

Quite possibly.

I got the looks, the charm and the brains. She got the .... squint.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Where did she go? Surely its not possible to fall into her own arsehole and of she has we may never see her again.....men go in and never come out again

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars?

A bit like that (I wanna be over enthusiastic flag dropper/race starter) but instead of cars, you both have to run as fast as thine legs doth carry you... in the highest heels known to womanmankind, upon said race you have to collect items to make a trannyist gift basket such as

*lipstick

*Stockings

*assorted butt plugs

*boobs

*douche

*priscilla Queen of the desert dvd

Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Load of old bollocks"

Thank you for that hilarious interlude. Lucky I am wearing a corset .... my sides just split.

Sophie, your dad's here!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

Oh its like that is it?

I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!

They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.

Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters?

Quite possibly.

I got the looks, the charm and the brains. She got the .... squint."

It stuck with me ever since our school did that experiment of bringing up one of the uglies to the upper levels with is beautiful ones.....your stink caused my permanant squint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars?

*lipstick

*Stockings

*assorted butt plugs

*boobs

*douche

*priscilla Queen of the desert dvd

Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite "

She wouldn't know what half those things are!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars?

*lipstick

*Stockings

*assorted butt plugs

*boobs

*douche

*priscilla Queen of the desert dvd

Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite "

I would win by default, her douche is the size of the hoover dams sluice gate and its not possible to carry such a bug thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave.

Oh. She's missed it.

What a c*nt!

I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you.

Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it

Oh its like that is it?

I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!

They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.

Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters?

Quite possibly.

I got the looks, the charm and the brains. She got the .... squint.

It stuck with me ever since our school did that experiment of bringing up one of the uglies to the upper levels with is beautiful ones.....your stink caused my permanant squint

Have to admit though, it was nice of them to bring you up from the uglies. Shane the experiment failed, but 10/10 for effort.

Babes

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars?

*lipstick

*Stockings

*assorted butt plugs

*boobs

*douche

*priscilla Queen of the desert dvd

Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite

She wouldn't know what half those things are!"

(Reaches over to grab Ivys boob)

I know intimately what they all are

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

In all seriousness though Jennie, aren't you glad it told you to call yourself that as A-MANda really wasn't a good choice

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

They got the talk but can they walk the walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars?

*lipstick

*Stockings

*assorted butt plugs

*boobs

*douche

*priscilla Queen of the desert dvd

Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite

She wouldn't know what half those things are!

(Reaches over to grab Ivys boob)

I know intimately what they all are

Now now, there is enough boob to go round....until jennie reaches for me, those paws are bigger than my bra

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

She's done it again....sat on the loo and forgot to hold her cheeks together and ecased the whole loo up her cavernous butthole again..

The firemen from last time are still in therapy at the things they had to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted "

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment "

Its like catching fish in a barrel or in Jennies case, men in her butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soz.

Needed some fresh air.

Besides had to give the old harpy time to catch up.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Soz.

Needed some fresh air.

Besides had to give the old harpy time to catch up."

Its no wonder your mum never says she loves you if you keep running away and call her a harpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment "

You can wipe that thought away!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!"

At least its something that can be wiped, your arse needs steamcleaning from all the dried on cum dribbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!"

We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!

At least its something that can be wiped, your arse needs steamcleaning from all the dried on cum dribbles

Your fixation with my arse as endearing as it is, is becoming a little creepy.

You poor love sick fool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!

We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha "

Good girl image?!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!

At least its something that can be wiped, your arse needs steamcleaning from all the dried on cum dribbles

Your fixation with my arse as endearing as it is, is becoming a little creepy.

You poor love sick fool."

Ita not a fixation, the memory of seeing it returns to me each night as the sun goes down and all you can see is blackness and sorrow.

The tales of men lost at sea have nothing on the nightmares endured by those who have been there never to return again.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both

I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!

Aww man! In that case.....

I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup. "

Get them to do it with marmite!!

It'll make interesting photos later!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!

We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha

Good girl image?!"

I think she is looking at someone else's pics and not her own....scutty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!

We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha

Good girl image?!"

Ok maybe I am down playing it for my own self esteem ha ha

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort

God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted

I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over

Think that’s 30-0 at the moment

You can wipe that thought away!

We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha

Good girl image?!

I think she is looking at someone else's pics and not her own....scutty bitch

Shhh don’t tell everyone ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both

I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!

Aww man! In that case.....

I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup.

Get them to do it with marmite!!

It'll make interesting photos later!!!

Marmite? She's yeasty enough as it is!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! "

I could have sworn you would have cooked them by now.....First steps of a serial killer and all that

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both

I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!

Aww man! In that case.....

I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup.

Get them to do it with marmite!!

It'll make interesting photos later!!!

Marmite? She's yeasty enough as it is!"

Thats what I get for a roll in the hay with your sister, she covered me in it and tells me its a family curse, you all have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!!

I could have sworn you would have cooked them by now.....First steps of a serial killer and all that

I hate to think of animals suffering. The ferrets too!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I've had a eureka moment!!!!

I worked out who your doppelganger is at last Jennie....

Gillian McKieth, perfect likeness and just as flaky

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! "
better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse

She'd know about that too x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse

Kitchen, arse, same thing for some people with the things they like to eat eh Jennie

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My belly hurts

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"My belly hurts

A lot like the people who see Jennie in real life then when she is mistaken for a clown.

Someone please help her with her make up I beg you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My belly hurts

Think yourself lucky you ain't Soapy... imagine if a belly that size started hurting!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse

She'd know about that too x"

To be fair she did start off with hamsters and slowly worked up to more extreme methods....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"My belly hurts

Think yourself lucky you ain't Soapy... imagine if a belly that size started hurting! "

Something you remember well eh when yours bloated past this size.....I swear most would have vomited at swallowing that much sperm in a day.

You should enter eating competitions

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again..

Where do I collect my prize and who is it

Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???

You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse

She'd know about that too x

To be fair she did start off with hamsters and slowly worked up to more extreme methods.... "

Oh my god you should rename yourself Fred West as you are killing it bigtime

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh my god. I love you guys

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too...."

Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Damn I dip out for 10 minutes only to find someone other than Slopie posted something. A welcome break from the droning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out

Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out

Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me"

*spits tea out laughing**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out

Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me

*spits tea out laughing**"

Whenever her mouth is empty for long enough to get the words out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too...."

I am quite partial to your pair

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out

Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me"

My mum loves everyone, they wrote that down as one of her symptoms of her mental health issues so youre nothing special, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. She even loves the Go Compare man so she might have thought you were the same person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not"

The right one is especially pleasing

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing"

I personally favour the left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

I personally favour the left.

Sharesies?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing"

You always have liked right tits anyway, your choice in men is terrible

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

I personally favour the left.

Sharesies? "

Please don't show the rest of us you two snowballing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

You always have liked right tits anyway, your choice in men is terrible

Must be ..

I am talking to you.

Mate

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!"

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

I personally favour the left.

Sharesies? "

Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

You always have liked right tits anyway, your choice in men is terrible

Must be ..

I am talking to you.

Mate "

I so wish I could post the screenshot of you declaring your love for me in that thread before........mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720?"

Says the 50 odd year old windbag

I know I'm supposed to respect my elders and all that but when you look as you do I cant help myself but laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720?

Says the 50 odd year old windbag

I know I'm supposed to respect my elders and all that but when you look as you do I cant help myself but laugh

Envy is a vicious emotion

Babes

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720?

Says the 50 odd year old windbag

I know I'm supposed to respect my elders and all that but when you look as you do I cant help myself but laugh

Envy is a vicious emotion

Babes "

It is, I have nothing but admiration for the way you deal with it but I am going to have to insist that you stop following me, it feels very creepy when I need to go to the toilet and you stand there staring at me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How about a game of Slaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a game of Slaps?

You know what .... anything just to shut that old witch up

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

Oi you... They're ain't nothing wrong with a good old teabagging!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"How about a game of Slaps?

You know what .... anything just to shut that old witch up"

Bring that fucker on....wooden spoons on arse cheeks.

I double dare you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

Oi you... They're ain't nothing wrong with a good old teabagging!!

When its you and Jeremy, old being the operative word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread!

Winner is the last post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread!

Winner is the last post? "

Seems like a fair way to settle it

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair

Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!

Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you

Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged

Oi you... They're ain't nothing wrong with a good old teabagging!!

When its you and Jeremy, old being the operative word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread!

Winner is the last post?

Seems like a fair way to settle it

Oh my god .... a voice of reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread!

Winner is the last post?

Seems like a fair way to settle it

Oh my god .... a voice of reason! "

You're nearly there

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread!

Winner is the last post?

Seems like a fair way to settle it

Oh my god .... a voice of reason!

You're nearly there "

I post rematch clause.....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread!

Winner is the last post?

Seems like a fair way to settle it

Oh my god .... a voice of reason!

You're nearly there

I post rematch clause.....

And as someone who is valid (you're not) I refute your attempt at your rematch clause

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread!

Winner is the last post?

Seems like a fair way to settle it

Oh my god .... a voice of reason!

You're nearly there "

Jennie has been there for a long time....the rest home for the delusional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have been sniffing round ne since I joined you trollop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"You have been sniffing round ne since I joined you trollop!"

Its hard to avoid....you spray everywhere and stink as bad as a skunk gorging itself on a vomit plant....and about as attractive too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )

Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )

Might work. Her arse is a much wider target though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )

Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos

True story x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )

Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos

And yet your aircraft hanger of a vagina swallowed it like I would a grape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )

Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos

And yet your aircraft hanger of a vagina swallowed it like I would a grape

It only felt like that for your lil worm darling

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

As ever, this one is mine again bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )

Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos

And yet your aircraft hanger of a vagina swallowed it like I would a grape

Vagina?

As in .....

One of those things that looks like it wants to lick you back?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

I personally favour the left.

Sharesies?

Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove... "

She definitely wouldn't disapprove

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Did I win?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I definitely won....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Actually..... Jennie won because she was the last of the two competitors to post.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And now I'm in trouble with Sophie

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

I personally favour the left.

Sharesies?

Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove... "

So have I won overall then

Jennie......kiss my ass

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

So, as we all knew all along, the best TV at the Coral is meeeeeeee

Sophie.720 is the worthy winner and takes her crown to rapturous applause from the crowd.

I am the Queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god. I love you guys

Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee

I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....

I am quite partial to your pair

She does have rather an attractive pair does she not

The right one is especially pleasing

I personally favour the left.

Sharesies?

Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove... "

Er hello .... do I win now?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

No not yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am Queen

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Queen mother more like what with the wrinkles and the old lady dress sense.....and the aroma of lady piss.

Therefor I am Queen and my ruling as your leader is that this thread has ended and any more is punishable by posting a very naked, full frontal nude, zero make up pic on your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I disagree

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I dont care if you do

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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over a year ago

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