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By *xxsomon OP   Man
over a year ago

rugeley

How should you measure a penis?

I see a lot with 8 inches who start measuring at the bottom of the balls

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Sky remotes and lynx cans seem to be a popular measurement.

Others seem to have a faulty tape measure. Some get confused between inches and centimetres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a shot glass next to mine for comparison

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

From the base of the spine or with a Xmas cracker toy tape measure apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora’s penis measuring service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s penis measuring service "

Measures while you wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick a random number between 4 and 8, double this, then subtract half the first number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait. "

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum "

I’ve seen your van going round, the one with the giant Stanley measuring tape on the roof and the cock and balls on the bonnet. Says ‘NO COCK TO BIG OR SMALL’ down the side.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum "

Will you be making notes

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

I’ve seen your van going round, the one with the giant Stanley measuring tape on the roof and the cock and balls on the bonnet. Says ‘NO COCK TO BIG OR SMALL’ down the side. "

Is there a free quote service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

I’ve seen your van going round, the one with the giant Stanley measuring tape on the roof and the cock and balls on the bonnet. Says ‘NO COCK TO BIG OR SMALL’ down the side. "

Hahahaha. That’s the one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

Will you be making notes "

Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

Will you be making notes

Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?"

And what will the response be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

Will you be making notes

Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?

And what will the response be "

Well I don’t know yet do I!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Sky remotes and lynx cans seem to be a popular measurement.

Others seem to have a faulty tape measure. Some get confused between inches and centimetres.

"

Measure in centimetres but record as inches - I’m sure that’s what many do as triples the length

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Position a ruler or measuring tape at the base of the erect penis, where it attaches to the body.

Press into the pubic bone as far as you can, until you contact the bone. This is especially important if there's a lot of belly fat.

Measure from the base to the end of the tip.

The average erect penis is a little over 5 inches (13 centimeters) long

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I put a shot glass next to mine for comparison "

Is there tequila rose in said shot glass - asking for a friend

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

Will you be making notes

Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?

And what will the response be

Well I don’t know yet do I! "

Hmmm good point. Will have to fix that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How should you measure a penis?

I see a lot with 8 inches who start measuring at the bottom of the balls"

Lol that’s made me laugh 3rd world issues I see

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

5" sounds more impressive when you measure from the tip to the floor!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house


"Position a ruler or measuring tape at the base of the erect penis, where it attaches to the body.

Press into the pubic bone as far as you can, until you contact the bone. This is especially important if there's a lot of belly fat.

Measure from the base to the end of the tip.

The average erect penis is a little over 5 inches (13 centimeters) long"

Finally, something that I am above average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use one of those pasta measuring devices with round holes in to measure the girth.

1 portion

2 portions

3 portions

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"From the base of the spine or with a Xmas cracker toy tape measure apparently "

If I measured like this this would put me close to 10 inches but you are correct if it decides to grow anymore

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

Will you be making notes

Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?

And what will the response be

Well I don’t know yet do I!

Hmmm good point. Will have to fix that "

Get a room lol.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The badge on their car is usually a good measuring tool.

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By *tIckXXXMan
over a year ago

Basildon


"Sky remotes and lynx cans seem to be a popular measurement.

Others seem to have a faulty tape measure. Some get confused between inches and centimetres.

"

I prefer to use millimetres. At least then I can get into double figures

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Nora’s penis measuring service

Measures while you wait.

Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum

Will you be making notes

Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?

And what will the response be

Well I don’t know yet do I!

Hmmm good point. Will have to fix that

Get a room lol. "

Haha! Yes some privacy whilst measuring would be good

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By *xxsomon OP   Man
over a year ago

rugeley


"Sky remotes and lynx cans seem to be a popular measurement.

Others seem to have a faulty tape measure. Some get confused between inches and centimetres.

"

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put a shot glass next to mine for comparison

Is there tequila rose in said shot glass - asking for a friend "

Yes that can be arranged for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don’t measure it at all, be happy with what you have because you can’t change it!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pick a random number between 4 and 8, double this, then subtract half the first number. "

That actually worked.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I put a shot glass next to mine for comparison

Is there tequila rose in said shot glass - asking for a friend

Yes that can be arranged for a friend "

Oh I will let my friend know

I do think you will get a better measurement with TR in the shot glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I will let my friend know

I do think you will get a better measurement with TR in the shot glass "

Hopefully your friend will give more than a measurement after a few Tequila Roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s penis measuring service "

Can I enlist your services please!?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"How should you measure a penis?

I see a lot with 8 inches who start measuring at the bottom of the balls"

You insert it into the MSV (metric standard vagina) kept in the chatelet de Paris and measure how much fluid is displaced.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Oh I will let my friend know

I do think you will get a better measurement with TR in the shot glass

Hopefully your friend will give more than a measurement after a few Tequila Roses "

Well don’t tell her I suggested this but if you happen to drip a few drops of Tequila Rose on you I don’t think she will be able to resist cleaning it up for you

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