FabSwingers.com forum: Status swap 4

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.

Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I think I'm in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm in again

Welcome back ma'am

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Any more victims?

Er... players?

I shall do some matching in a mo

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By *rioney_24Woman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

I'm in

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

One more and I want Jennie!!!!!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I think I'm in again

Welcome back ma'am "

Why thank you sunshine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.

Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

Do you ever sleep

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By *ich12369Man
over a year ago

Dewsbury

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.

Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

Do you ever sleep

I slept between 9 and 11.30 this morning!

You in?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

I love you Mummy

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

I love you Mummy

I love you too petal.. Did you do your chores and feed the hamsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

And my toes have become the object of one fabbers devotion

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.

Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

Do you ever sleep

I slept between 9 and 11.30 this morning!

You in?

It was gone 12 Liar but yes fuck it I'm in .

You best not be be horrible you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

I love you Mummy

I love you too petal.. Did you do your chores and feed the hamsters? "

Well I did my forfeit list, I'm drinking wine and I'll clean bertie the hamster tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One more and I want Jennie!!!!! "

Please God, nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

And my toes have become the object of one fabbers devotion"

Hahah got to live up to it now

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, I'm in for one last round

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

I love you Mummy

I love you too mummy xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"One more and I want Jennie!!!!!

Please God, nooooooo"

Thought titties mother fucker.....your ass is mine, literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

3 minutes to go and mine is up.

So yeah.. Go on then. 1 more round.

This game is excellent.

So many nice people on this thread.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.

I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.

So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!

I love you Mummy

I love you too mummy xx"

Love you too sweet cheeks

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm in again. Such fun!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Done

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Go on then.

I'm up for another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!"

I told you your ass is mine, enjoy giving birth

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!

I told you your ass is mine, enjoy giving birth

Good luck picking a dom master!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Done! "

And I offer you up my helicopter video for a carrot stick replacement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!

I told you your ass is mine, enjoy giving birth

Good luck picking a dom master!"

Easy peasy...Midnightfetish if she wants to play domme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all .... don't forget to lift your filters for the hour too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!

I told you your ass is mine, enjoy giving birth

Good luck picking a dom master!

Easy peasy...Midnightfetish if she wants to play domme

The important word is MASTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yh go on then ..

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Done!

And I offer you up my helicopter video for a carrot stick replacement

Oh my days just checked out your video! That's amazing

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Foolhardy check your inbox.. Sorry you got me

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By *rioney_24Woman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

100 messages later..m

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By *evil-on-my-shoulderMan
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.

Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never again

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"100 messages later..m"

Only 100???

Your slacking off here.

Its "wierd single men hour"

You should be hitting the 350-400 mark by now

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By *rioney_24Woman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

I'm still reading the many messages...thanks

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Done.... No comment!

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By *rioney_24Woman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

"100 messages later..m

Only 100???

Your slacking off here.

Its "wierd single men hour"

You should be hitting the 350-400 mark by now "

Have I failed?

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

I'm nowhere near imaginative enough for this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foolhardy check your inbox.. Sorry you got me

I feel like you may be more sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ok.... more matches coming up.

And Jetson. It's on

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Done.... No comment!

Oh wow! Now if I had known you were into that before...

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By *nholy TrinityCouple (MM)
over a year ago

leeds/york

Oh go on then, we’re in (have a feeling we’re going to regret this

). Do your worst!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never again

Aww go on Doriss

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm nowhere near imaginative enough for this game"

But are you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never again

Aww go on Doriss

Do it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Has everyone got a match?

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Done.... No comment!

Oh wow! Now if I had known you were into that before...

Quite surprisingly were back to the first time... Cos I had no idea I was into THIS either till posh got hold of me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has everyone got a match?"

Yeah

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"100 messages later..m

Only 100???

Your slacking off here.

Its "wierd single men hour"

You should be hitting the 350-400 mark by now

Have I failed?"

Oh yes... Very much.

Either that or all the wierd hour men are currently ripping off someone else's tights....

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By *rioney_24Woman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

"100 messages later..m

Only 100???

Your slacking off here.

Its "wierd single men hour"

You should be hitting the 350-400 mark by now

Have I failed?

Oh yes... Very much.

Either that or all the wierd hour men are currently ripping off someone else's tights.... "

Damn!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Ok.... more matches coming up.

And Jetson. It's on

Lets have you posh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never again

Aww go on Doriss

Do it

Do it"

Tonight’s was bad but F&B did one for me once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These status’s are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never again

Aww go on Doriss

Do it

Tonight’s was bad but F&B did one for me once

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never again

Aww go on Doriss

Do it

Tonight’s was bad but F&B did one for me once

Do tell"

I think there was something about Lidl’s and melon involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person I got didn't play

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"The person I got didn't play

I'll give you one

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Done.... No comment!

Oh wow! Now if I had known you were into that before...

Quite surprisingly were back to the first time... Cos I had no idea I was into THIS either till posh got hold of me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine didn’t generate the avalanche...

Or maybe it’s just me haha

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

New status on lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok.... more matches coming up.

And Jetson. It's on

Lets have you posh!! "

Oh you know I'm up for it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done.... No comment!

Oh wow! Now if I had known you were into that before...

Quite surprisingly were back to the first time... Cos I had no idea I was into THIS either till posh got hold of me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Status Up! lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The person I got didn't play

Gave you a new match....

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine didn’t generate the avalanche...

Or maybe it’s just me haha"

Its cos you still have your filters on!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine didn’t generate the avalanche...

Or maybe it’s just me haha"

Have you opened all filters?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine didn’t generate the avalanche...

Or maybe it’s just me haha

Have you opened all filters?

Good point

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh my days

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By *nholy TrinityCouple (MM)
over a year ago

leeds/york

Hankysteamtrain drop your filters, a status update is coming your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine didn’t generate the avalanche...

Or maybe it’s just me haha

Its cos you still have your filters on!"

Opens the floodgates... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated mine. Wonderfully random

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh good god Freya... WTAF!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!"

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

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By *evil-on-my-shoulderMan
over a year ago

I couldn’t do mine

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

Oh my inbox isnt laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Judging by the reaction, I'd say it's some of my best work on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

Oh my inbox isnt laughing

My inbox hasn’t been this full since ... well... ever

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I couldn’t do mine

Hang on....

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

Oh my inbox isnt laughing

My inbox hasn’t been this full since ... well... ever "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

Oh my inbox isnt laughing

I am though sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

Oh my inbox isnt laughing

My inbox hasn’t been this full since ... well... ever

I tip my cap x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ok....

Anyone waiting for a match or couldn't send their match a message, let me know.

And please drop your filters so everyone can play people!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Judging by the reaction, I'd say it's some of my best work on here

So far I have 8 takers

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!"

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Updated mine. Wonderfully random

Have you had many dream experts interpreting it?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

Oh my inbox isnt laughing

I am though sorry

I know you want them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hankysteamtrain drop your filters, a status update is coming your way

Try changing your filters, so I can actually message you mate.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

that's hilarious though sorry

Oh my inbox isnt laughing

I am though sorry

I know you want them! "

The biggest dicks ?? Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Updated mine. Wonderfully random

Have you had many dream experts interpreting it?

Not yet, I'm scared to even Google what that could mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Judging by the reaction, I'd say it's some of my best work on here

So far I have 8 takers

Awww bless them. Hope you apologise for getting their hopes up

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I can't take it anymore! Status cleared. Thanks for a proper hoot.. Brilliant game!

You're all funny as fuck you freaky fabbers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't take it anymore! Status cleared. Thanks for a proper hoot.. Brilliant game!

You're all funny as fuck you freaky fabbers xxx

Ditto

My fingers are on fire

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!

I told you your ass is mine, enjoy giving birth

Good luck picking a dom master!

Easy peasy...Midnightfetish if she wants to play domme

The important word is MASTER

Are you going to make me get dicked? Fine!!!! Bring it on as I can blank my memory

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets....... "

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back.... "

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry?? "

Dammit

That would have been a good suggestion

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Just to make sure everyone is aware, I won't be making any more matches tonight!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??

Dammit

That would have been a good suggestion

She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....

For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Just to make sure everyone is aware, I won't be making any more matches tonight!"

Help me Posh....im about to get spooned and not the good kind of spooning

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Just to make sure everyone is aware, I won't be making any more matches tonight!

Help me Posh....im about to get spooned and not the good kind of spooning

what kind of spooning???

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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oooo now I want to be spooned

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Fucking ouch!!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Pics to come lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just to make sure everyone is aware, I won't be making any more matches tonight!

Help me Posh....im about to get spooned and not the good kind of spooning

Ooooh..... you'll love it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??

Dammit

That would have been a good suggestion

She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....

For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets... "

Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??

Dammit

That would have been a good suggestion

She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....

For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...

Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else"

But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa"

OUCH

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Hehe they weren't the cuddly type

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Hehe they weren't the cuddly type

Very picky aren't you.

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By *979Man
over a year ago

Doddington

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Hehe they weren't the cuddly type

Very picky aren't you.

Hehe

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa"

Fabbed but jeez! That was not the spooning I was meaning

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa

Fabbed but jeez! That was not the spooning I was meaning

Pretty severe that like inn'it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??

Dammit

That would have been a good suggestion

She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....

For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...

Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else

But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time!

Picky. Just picky. There's a plague on you know. Can't be nipping out for new ferrets willy nilly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa"

Bloody hell Sophie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be fun. I'm in

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??

Dammit

That would have been a good suggestion

She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....

For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...

Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else

But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time!

Picky. Just picky. There's a plague on you know. Can't be nipping out for new ferrets willy nilly

Fine... But I'm not using them a 3rd time, it's new ferrets or I'm taking a toddler strop!

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By *kishaWoman
over a year ago

Fun world

Haway then, I’m in

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa

Bloody hell Sophie!

How big was this spoon????

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not making matches any more tonight guys. Sorry to those who have joined.... but feel free to.match yourselves and carry on obviously!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it

Oh lordy Freya!

And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!

I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!

You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???

I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed

Like you needed to be made to do it...

Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....

Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......

Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?

I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...

Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....

Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit

Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??

Dammit

That would have been a good suggestion

She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....

For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...

Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else

But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time!

Picky. Just picky. There's a plague on you know. Can't be nipping out for new ferrets willy nilly

Fine... But I'm not using them a 3rd time, it's new ferrets or I'm taking a toddler strop! "

Ok fine. New ferrets for the 3rd go. Jeez. We shall take the old ones to a big farm where they can run around and play for years and years

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"oooo now I want to be spooned

You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??

Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa

Bloody hell Sophie!

How big was this spoon????

The spooning and spatula carried on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m in

I think you may be a tad late mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

I think you may be a tad late mate

Slightly... haha

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