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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is open for business

Pop on in, pull up a chair, relax and chat to friends and have some fun

First drinks on Ash

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a large red for me please, maybe with a whisky chaser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Of course you can Ash, coming right up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bottle of Desparodos here please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a large red for me please, maybe with a whisky chaser."

That’s easy, now where’s the drinks kept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Desparodos here please

They bottle them now

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

This could be an expensive night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

This could be an expensive night!

Where are the drinks kept

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening, this is the first time in a bar for a while. Could I get two Gin and Dubonnet please and one for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening, this is the first time in a bar for a while. Could I get two Gin and Dubonnet please and one for yourself. "

That sounds interesting, I’ll try one myself thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

Hot pink Gin

..do I microwave it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

jägerbombs at this time! so its going to be one of those nights?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

jägerbombs at this time! so its going to be one of those nights?!

I don’t like the bomb bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint if Guinness please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint if Guinness please "

Coming right up Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

Hot pink Gin

..do I microwave it...

Ummm use a kettle!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Are there any nibbles?...I'm getting quite peckish?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

jägerbombs at this time! so its going to be one of those nights?!

It's never too early for jeager bomb.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Cheers Ash.

A double vodka, a slice and a little bit of ice please Doriss.

I felt quite emotional placing the order it's been that long since being out

Still..here we are anyone for pool? A game or 2 always cheers me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

Hot pink Gin

..do I microwave it...

Ummm use a kettle!

I can’t find anything in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers Ash.

A double vodka, a slice and a little bit of ice please Doriss.

I felt quite emotional placing the order it's been that long since being out

Still..here we are anyone for pool? A game or 2 always cheers me up

I cant play pool but I like throwing darts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

Hot pink Gin

..do I microwave it...

Ummm use a kettle!

I can’t find anything in here

Look with your eyes not your mouth as my mum used to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheers Ash.

A double vodka, a slice and a little bit of ice please Doriss.

I felt quite emotional placing the order it's been that long since being out

Still..here we are anyone for pool? A game or 2 always cheers me up

Good evening madam, would you like a hair cut to go with your drink

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Cup of tea and sweets please. I’m easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are there any nibbles?...I'm getting quite peckish?....

Can I please have the keys to the safe, I mean nibbles cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea and sweets please. I’m easily pleased.

This isn’t a cafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a negroni and a glass of fizz please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and please!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Cheers Ash.

A double vodka, a slice and a little bit of ice please Doriss.

I felt quite emotional placing the order it's been that long since being out

Still..here we are anyone for pool? A game or 2 always cheers me up

I cant play pool but I like throwing darts!"

We can teach each other.

But I can't be held responsible where the darts will land after a few vodkas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The sausage fest chippenfabs will be along shortly to strut their sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Laphroaig if you please, no ice

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Cheers Ash.

A double vodka, a slice and a little bit of ice please Doriss.

I felt quite emotional placing the order it's been that long since being out

Still..here we are anyone for pool? A game or 2 always cheers me up

Good evening madam, would you like a hair cut to go with your drink

I'm hoping the others will have their beer goggles on and won't even notice the nest on my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a negroni and a glass of fizz please?"

Is that fizzy water or fizzy orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rum and please! "

Coming right up and thank you for my lovely status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a negroni and a glass of fizz please?

Is that fizzy water or fizzy orange

Fizzy wine I am told

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Cheers Ash.

A double vodka, a slice and a little bit of ice please Doriss.

I felt quite emotional placing the order it's been that long since being out

Still..here we are anyone for pool? A game or 2 always cheers me up

Good evening madam, would you like a hair cut to go with your drink

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double Laphroaig if you please, no ice

Coming up, I’ve no idea what it is but I’ll find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm honoured....A bar named after me!

Can I have a double brandy and cola please Doris.

Quite right he's a proper lightweight! Make it a single.

Good evening Lorna, I’ve given him water

..what can I get you

Good plan.

I will have a double hot pink gin and 2 jaeger bombs please.

Hot pink Gin

..do I microwave it...

Ummm use a kettle!

I can’t find anything in here

Look with your eyes not your mouth as my mum used to say.

My Mum just tells me to shut my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double Laphroaig if you please, no ice

Coming up, I’ve no idea what it is but I’ll find it

Thank you, a rather fine single malt.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm off to power my nose...I've left my money on the pool table and my coat on the seat

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Don't tell Doriss...I'm really off to check my hair

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thanks ash I’ll have a pint please ...... evening everyone

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Thanks ash I’ll have a pint please ...... evening everyone "

Evening Slappy...quick have what you want no one's watching.

You want a bottle to go with that pint

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm off to power my nose...I've left my money on the pool table and my coat on the seat

I wouldn't mind a game of pool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a frozen Daiquiri right now. Cheers to all

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can I just get a whiskey with one ice cube please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone must be at the pub

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Doriss. Hello everyone..

May I have a Macallan please. Make that a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a frozen Daiquiri right now. Cheers to all

Sorry for the wait, it took ages to freeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just get a whiskey with one ice cube please "

Why one?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Hot water bottle and a cup of Horlicks please, have you seen my teddy by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Doriss. Hello everyone..

May I have a Macallan please. Make that a double

Yes, whatever that is

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening Doriss. Hello everyone..

May I have a Macallan please. Make that a double

Yes, whatever that is

Whisky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do cocktails?

I need a sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm immediately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Doriss

May I have a diet cola with 3 ice cubes please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Doriss. Hello everyone..

May I have a Macallan please. Make that a double

Yes, whatever that is

Whisky x"

Would you like ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do cocktails?

I need a sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm immediately! "

Here’s a double sandy crack

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Can I just get a whiskey with one ice cube please

Why one?"

Keeps it cold but doesn’t dilute it too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Doriss

May I have a diet cola with 3 ice cubes please?

Good evening Hope

..here you go

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening Doriss. Hello everyone..

May I have a Macallan please. Make that a double

Yes, whatever that is

Whisky x

Would you like ice

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do cocktails?

I need a sex on the beach and a screaming orgasm immediately!

Here’s a double sandy crack

My least favorite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Doriss

May I have a diet cola with 3 ice cubes please?

Good evening Hope

..here you go

Thank you Doriss

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Is the bar still open?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Hope it's still open I have run out of gin

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Is the Duke box on? Can I request some smooth dub and a classic margarita.

I brought my guitar too if anyone fancies a jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like the bar is shut ah well

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Is the Duke box on? Can I request some smooth dub and a classic margarita.

I brought my guitar too if anyone fancies a jam. "

Hey Freya! Not seen you for ages! You start jammin’ I’ll get the drinks. Looks like our host has gone to bed

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can I join?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can I join?"

Sure! Can you sing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems like the bar is shut ah well

What can I get you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the bar still open?"

Good evening DC

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Is the Duke box on? Can I request some smooth dub and a classic margarita.

I brought my guitar too if anyone fancies a jam.

Hey Freya! Not seen you for ages! You start jammin’ I’ll get the drinks. Looks like our host has gone to bed "

Hey lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the Duke box on? Can I request some smooth dub and a classic margarita.

I brought my guitar too if anyone fancies a jam. "

That sounds lovely

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll have cocoa please Doriss with cream on top x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Is the bar still open?

Good evening DC

Hey!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Birra morretti and a jack and on the side please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a frozen Daiquiri right now. Cheers to all

Sorry for the wait, it took ages to freeze

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Tha pub is hot then. No worries and thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have cocoa please Doriss with cream on top x "

I refuse to put cream on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birra morretti and a jack and on the side please "

I’ll go find Jack

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll have cocoa please Doriss with cream on top x

I refuse to put cream on it

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have cocoa please Doriss with cream on top x

I refuse to put cream on it

Why?

It’s late and you won’t sleep well

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll have cocoa please Doriss with cream on top x

I refuse to put cream on it

Why?

It’s late and you won’t sleep well

Oh ok mum

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over a year ago

"I’ll have cocoa please Doriss with cream on top x

I refuse to put cream on it

Why?

It’s late and you won’t sleep well

Oh ok mum

Go to sleep

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