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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh I’m in!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in as long as you promise Sophie can't do mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha this is a new one for me... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to lose. I think.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

In

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good luck everyone! I've started to send matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First matches are live haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

done here - I should've known TR would be good at this

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Ffs I’m Regretting this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so up for this x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes please I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jesus christ.... I have an avalanche of cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus christ.... I have an avalanche of cock "

'avalanche of cock' may already be the phrase of the night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus christ.... I have an avalanche of cock "

Haha such a cruel choice

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Count me in....how bad can it be

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh dear God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear God "

bloody hell!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in....how bad can it be "

They picked what I didn't like from my profile

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Go on then....I'm in

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Go on

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

Midnight we’re in do your worst ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear God

bloody hell!!! "

I'm counting down the minutes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds disasterous...count me in!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Count me in....how bad can it be

They picked what I didn't like from my profile "

You should see the profile someone wrote for me before, I had to keep it up for 24 hours and how the police weren't informed I dont know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Count me in....how bad can it be

They picked what I didn't like from my profile

You should see the profile someone wrote for me before, I had to keep it up for 24 hours and how the police weren't informed I dont know "

I wish I'd kept the one you wrote for me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My creation just prompted some abuse apparently

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Lower your filters everyone and that means you couples too.....I cant send you your status otherwise

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Count me in....how bad can it be

They picked what I didn't like from my profile

You should see the profile someone wrote for me before, I had to keep it up for 24 hours and how the police weren't informed I dont know

I wish I'd kept the one you wrote for me..... "

You silly sod....that was a masterpiece too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My creation just prompted some abuse apparently "

got my tin hat on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Midnight we’re in do your worst ??"

Oh, its on!! i have sent you your match tonight!!

Revenge for me fir last time.. What was "i wanna be fisted to the elbow "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Count me in....how bad can it be

They picked what I didn't like from my profile

You should see the profile someone wrote for me before, I had to keep it up for 24 hours and how the police weren't informed I dont know

I wish I'd kept the one you wrote for me.....

You silly sod....that was a masterpiece too!"

You'll have to do me a new one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh dear God "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in as long as you promise Sophie can't do mine "

Omg posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in as long as you promise Sophie can't do mine

Omg posh "

It must be nearly over now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear God

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Are you in grumpy?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mines up ! Love reading every ones in the thread x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm in as long as you promise Sophie can't do mine

Omg posh "

Well my couple are blocking my sex so I want whoever this was

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear God

Are you in grumpy? "

He's definitely in. Give him someone evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then im in

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd


"I'm in as long as you promise Sophie can't do mine

Omg posh

Well my couple are blocking my sex so I want whoever this was "

Didn’t realise filters where on, their off now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There are some proper proud soap dodgers out there in fabland people!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Yeah go in then I’m in!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh dear God

Are you in grumpy?

He's definitely in. Give him someone evil "

I didnt say I was in .

But yeah ok

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear God

Are you in grumpy?

He's definitely in. Give him someone evil

I didnt say I was in .

But yeah ok "

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

My match stank...or stink, im not sure but I'm not risking it

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

This looks like fun, can we join in please?

Last time we did a status swap we lost half of our friend list, let’s sort the wheat from chaff

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"This looks like fun, can we join in please?

Last time we did a status swap we lost half of our friend list, let’s sort the wheat from chaff "

That's lucky, I got loads of male requests from mine

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My match stank...or stink, im not sure but I'm not risking it "

But you have to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This looks like fun, can we join in please?

Last time we did a status swap we lost half of our friend list, let’s sort the wheat from chaff "

You can if you message me, so i can send your match (am too old for you lol, gimme a few mins to get me zimmer )

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"My match stank...or stink, im not sure but I'm not risking it

But you have to!"

Its done but im not getting any closer than I have to....2m might not be enough lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My match stank...or stink, im not sure but I'm not risking it

But you have to!

Its done but im not getting any closer than I have to....2m might not be enough lol "

Er..... didya see mine?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. How bad could it be! Lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"My match stank...or stink, im not sure but I'm not risking it

But you have to!

Its done but im not getting any closer than I have to....2m might not be enough lol

Er..... didya see mine?!"

I didn't think you'd had one yet

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I wondered what happened to my updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, what could possibly go wrong

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I wondered what happened to my updates "

I’m not in

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"There are some proper proud soap dodgers out there in fabland people!"

Oh my days, love that they are proud of it haha!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My match stank...or stink, im not sure but I'm not risking it

But you have to!

Its done but im not getting any closer than I have to....2m might not be enough lol

Er..... didya see mine?!

I didn't think you'd had one yet "

You utter git!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"This looks like fun, can we join in please?

Last time we did a status swap we lost half of our friend list, let’s sort the wheat from chaff

You can if you message me, so i can send your match (am too old for you lol, gimme a few mins to get me zimmer ) "

That’s the first time we have encountered anyone to old for our filters we’ve dropped them for the purposes of this thread (cue cock pics and FAF messages)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wondered what happened to my updates

I’m not in "

Quick! RUNNN!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I am not sure how creative I am...but willing to get involved

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To anyone asking "how bad can it be?"

Unwashed cock. A filthy cocknado, if you will

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Great I’m in for this

Who’s my match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My match stank...or stink, im not sure but I'm not risking it

But you have to!

Its done but im not getting any closer than I have to....2m might not be enough lol "

Haha yours is tame compared to what he gave me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This looks like fun, can we join in please?

Last time we did a status swap we lost half of our friend list, let’s sort the wheat from chaff

You can if you message me, so i can send your match (am too old for you lol, gimme a few mins to get me zimmer )

That’s the first time we have encountered anyone to old for our filters we’ve dropped them for the purposes of this thread (cue cock pics and FAF messages)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuckin wonderful

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Well turning filters off has caused my inbox no end of chaos

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuckin wonderful "

Well put up the new status they gave you then!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well turning filters off has caused my inbox no end of chaos "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updated.. god help me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuckin wonderful "

You're welcome sock lover!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuckin wonderful

Well put up the new status they gave you then! "

I have

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuckin wonderful

Well put up the new status they gave you then!

I have "

Your status writer knows you well then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Status updated.. god help me "

Bahahaha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game "

Fisting is another game altogther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, oooooooohhh this sounds fun...in please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuckin wonderful

Well put up the new status they gave you then!

I have

Your status writer knows you well then "

Pppffftttt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg carnage across fab xx

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I'm creasing at some of these haha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"There are some proper proud soap dodgers out there in fabland people!"

Ewwww

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

Fisting is another game altogther "

Fisting is blissful, I adore it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There are some proper proud soap dodgers out there in fabland people!

Ewwww"

Wanna swap inboxes?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm creasing at some of these haha"

You can be in if you commented , I had to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm creasing at some of these haha"

Are you in

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

Fisting is another game altogther

Fisting is blissful, I adore it "

Fisting..

Fkn autocarrot strikes again....

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"I'm creasing at some of these haha

Are you in "

Go on then, I may regret this haha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm creasing at some of these haha"

Say you're in now missy! You can't come in and comment yet not join in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"There are some proper proud soap dodgers out there in fabland people!

Ewwww

Wanna swap inboxes? "

No thanks

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I'm creasing at some of these haha

Say you're in now missy! You can't come in and comment yet not join in "

Here here

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Well we have sent ours and are awaiting one by return.

Having a good chuckle at all of yours while we wait

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

I’m in it for a biscuit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

Fisting is another game altogther

Fisting is blissful, I adore it

Fisting..

Fkn autocarrot strikes again.... "

Oh how I wish I were writing your new status

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is it 8.15 yet

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

Fisting is another game altogther

Fisting is blissful, I adore it

Fisting..

Fkn autocarrot strikes again.... "

Yeah yeah

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

Fisting is another game altogther

Fisting is blissful, I adore it

Fisting..

Fkn autocarrot strikes again....

Oh how I wish I were writing your new status "

Even though your not I've got a bad feeling that could cause me all kinds of problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 minutes in and I don't wanna play anymore

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

i someone wants my wanking rsi injury, go for it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Did anyone else set an alarm on their phone?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"10 minutes in and I don't wanna play anymore "

Why, are you getting sore

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

Fisting is another game altogther

Fisting is blissful, I adore it

Fisting..

Fkn autocarrot strikes again....

Oh how I wish I were writing your new status

Even though your not I've got a bad feeling that could cause me all kinds of problems "

Well it will now! You're welcome....

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"10 minutes in and I don't wanna play anymore "

Yours is brilliant. Your inbox must be going mental by now

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By *tever69UKMan
over a year ago

Bury - Manchester

I'll give it a go... lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i someone wants my wanking rsi injury, go for it! "

Are you in mrs slow cum??

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"i someone wants my wanking rsi injury, go for it! "

To be honest that not a bad way to develop an RSI

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Go on then.

I'll risk it.

Be gentle, this is my fist forum game

Fisting is another game altogther

Fisting is blissful, I adore it

Fisting..

Fkn autocarrot strikes again....

Oh how I wish I were writing your new status

Even though your not I've got a bad feeling that could cause me all kinds of problems

Well it will now! You're welcome.... "

#shivers in nervous anticipation#

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 minutes to go

anybody else tempted to go in for round 2?!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

And mine is up....

I see that both me and my swapping partner are thinking about food

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Midnight...

Does anyone want to play with me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 minutes in and I don't wanna play anymore

Why, are you getting sore "

So sore.. help me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the first hour is up.. . Post again if you want a new match

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Posted....thank you to my swap for mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posted....thank you to my swap for mine "

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Yes please.

This looks so much fun.

2nd time lucky for a match....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 minutes in and I don't wanna play anymore

Yours is brilliant. Your inbox must be going mental by now "

Ive got enough cocks to make a farm

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think the first hour is up.. . Post again if you want a new match "

Im only 30odd minutes in but always ready for the next one to give me a good seeing to

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"10 minutes in and I don't wanna play anymore "

Whole hour sorry!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"10 minutes to go

anybody else tempted to go in for round 2?!"

No !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 minutes to go

anybody else tempted to go in for round 2?!

No !! "

Lol xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm game for another to go up in 8 minutes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 left. Got some messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2 mins left for me.. If anyone needs a pretty cock. Let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the first hour is up.. . Post again if you want a new match "

why not! hopefully I won't end up getting shouted at again

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I think the first hour is up.. . Post again if you want a new match "

I'll join in this round

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"2 mins left for me.. If anyone needs a pretty cock. Let me know "

I've already got one apparently thankyou

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"2 mins left for me.. If anyone needs a pretty cock. Let me know "

Haha to be fair think mine has attracted as many cocks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 mins left for me.. If anyone needs a pretty cock. Let me know "

You can have my giant dildo dressed up in a pretty sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never played.

Jo.Xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ha ha lots of messages about my wee and what the cause might be!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the first hour is up.. . Post again if you want a new match

why not! hopefully I won't end up getting shouted at again "

So so sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have never played.

Jo.Xx "

Run away..... save yourself

(Actually it's rather hilarious, stay)

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"2 mins left for me.. If anyone needs a pretty cock. Let me know

You can have my giant dildo dressed up in a pretty sock"

Or my stripey swinger

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm game for another to go up in 8 minutes....."

Are you mental

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I have never played.

Jo.Xx "

Oh god I have the perfect one for you two.....Midnight make them mine and it will be a baptism of fire

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’m done!!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I hate this game already

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Fun game ! I play again? X

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I hate this game already "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I hate this game already "

That's much better than what I would have done....

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I have never played.

Jo.Xx "

I’m looking forward to seeing what get put up on yours jo cx

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"I hate this game already

"

Only 56 minutes to go.

Yayyyyyy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm game for another to go up in 8 minutes.....

Are you mental "

Yep!

Midnight! Gimme.....

Once I've deleted my inbox please.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"I hate this game already

That's much better than what I would have done.... "

I think I would have preffered yours to be honest.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Ha ha lots of messages about my wee and what the cause might be!! x"

Oh my days just saw your status

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli and I have decided to swap. And we'll probably play this game too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I hate this game already

That's much better than what I would have done....

I think I would have preffered yours to be honest. "

Next swap maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meli and I have decided to swap. And we'll probably play this game too. "

So you are in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in "

You need to drop filters so I can send you your match x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

one poor bloke is very concerned as he asked if I'm on medication i said yes metformin for diabetes and statins for cholesterol! He says it could be key tones and I should seek help ! Best enlighten him! X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet "

Have you read the statuses this thread has provided? Are you sure you want those messages?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet

Have you read the statuses this thread has provided? Are you sure you want those messages?"

Shhussh don't frighten the new meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet

Have you read the statuses this thread has provided? Are you sure you want those messages?"

How bad can they be?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet

Have you read the statuses this thread has provided? Are you sure you want those messages?

How bad can they be? "

Er..... you saw mine, right?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Im patiently sitting waiting to see my latest handiwork as a status....I'm rather pleased with myself for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on ... I am in for a second round

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


" one poor bloke is very concerned as he asked if I'm on medication i said yes metformin for diabetes and statins for cholesterol! He says it could be key tones and I should seek help ! Best enlighten him! X"

Nooooo, keep him guessing. Yours is hilarious. Wotsit Wee!!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet

Have you read the statuses this thread has provided? Are you sure you want those messages?

Shhussh don't frighten the new meat "

Let me.give him one......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd one up...

You have no idea what an elephant memory I have.. I shall remember this.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet

Have you read the statuses this thread has provided? Are you sure you want those messages?

Shhussh don't frighten the new meat

Let me.give him one...... "

Bring it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Round two is up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bit late but I'm in. Got no messages on the last statuses I had so I'm throwing down the gauntlet

Have you read the statuses this thread has provided? Are you sure you want those messages?

Shhussh don't frighten the new meat

Let me.give him one...... "

Go on then and he can give me one x

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"I hate this game already

That's much better than what I would have done....

I think I would have preffered yours to be honest.

Next swap maybe?"

Lets hope so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

round 2 is live here!

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By *nmgCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on then....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Meli and I have decided to swap. And we'll probably play this game too.

So you are in?? "

Yep, that's his "witty" way of saying he is.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ours is up and we have already had an offer

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"I'm creasing at some of these haha

Say you're in now missy! You can't come in and comment yet not join in "

I'm just waiting on my status to put up

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Got an hour to avoid being covid fined for hosting a gathering now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ages since I've done one of these, in.

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