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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)

What are you doing nice for yourself today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought myself a trifle so I may just inhale that

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I had mushroom soup and bread rolls earlier...does that count?

I also avoided buying any bad things in Sainsburys and completed my exercise for the day.

I'd say I'm winning

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My kids are with their dad. I’ve lit a scented candle, put fresh bedding on my bed and later on I’m going to have a soak in the tub and watch a cheesy film.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've purchased some alcoholic beverages and may or may not get a little tiddly later , and maybe start a fresh thread later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)

What are you doing nice for yourself today?

I'm just clocking out of work PP and I'll be with you in 10 minutes, no cuts this time I promise...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Need to try and cut my fringe later. It can not possibly turn out as bad as it did the last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

finished building bedroom furniture, had blinds put up in the whole house, and now sat watching sky sports to see if my team can hang on for a (rare!) win.

glad i'm not the only one waiting for the masked singer, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking a huge baked pototo, sent sophie to get wine, to then whoop her butt at cards later and subject her to many forfeits

Suggestions welcome on the forfeit thread, little masochist likes everything!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m about to cook diner then hot soak in the tub with a glass of vino collapso..... followed by masked singer and the voice ,

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I shaved my legs and slapped on the old fake tan moisturiser, it's a novelty having sun kissed legs again

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Good plans everyone

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I'm defluffed and decided to go with a silky nightie instead of jammies.

Oil time.

Ps, shower cap is still on my head in case that first bit gave you an unnecessary boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to bedtime.

Been a bit horny most of the day, you know the feeling; clit keeps randomly swelling up. Little flutter inside me.

I’m going to give my vibrator another try. See if I can get there yet.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)

What are you doing nice for yourself today?

I want to sit and stroke your soft legs Peach!

But I will help D get chilled and massage his sexy back!

Jo.Xx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Like La Luna I have a scented candle on and I’m watching Top Hat - Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers are dancing cheek to cheek and it’s delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went for a nice walk this morning, registered my new website domain and got things set up for starting the website design course next weekend. Tonight I’m making my speciality spaghetti dish and then having cocktails

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?

I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Sorry, couldn't resist.

I'm defluffed and decided to go with a silky nightie instead of jammies.

Oil time.

Ps, shower cap is still on my head in case that first bit gave you an unnecessary boner. "

Nah first bit was a total turn off...it's limper than that biscuit band....

.....whoa...did you say shower cap? *pe-doing*

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?

I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for. "

Yes it was me!

Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Sorry, couldn't resist.

I'm defluffed and decided to go with a silky nightie instead of jammies.

Oil time.

Ps, shower cap is still on my head in case that first bit gave you an unnecessary boner.

Nah first bit was a total turn off...it's limper than that biscuit band....

.....whoa...did you say shower cap? *pe-doing*

I need to pluck me chin

And toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying not to shop as I sort my mess off bookmarks out in to categories

Instead off all in the one list

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Sorry, couldn't resist.

I'm defluffed and decided to go with a silky nightie instead of jammies.

Oil time.

Ps, shower cap is still on my head in case that first bit gave you an unnecessary boner.

Nah first bit was a total turn off...it's limper than that biscuit band....

.....whoa...did you say shower cap? *pe-doing*

I need to pluck me chin

And toes "

Stop it!! You know I have trouble controlling myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?

I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.

Yes it was me!

Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence

What’s this spray please?

I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?

I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.

Yes it was me!

Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence

What’s this spray please?

I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too.

Ah. Just noticed you named it already.

As you were

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?

I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.

Yes it was me!

Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence

What’s this spray please?

I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too.

Ah. Just noticed you named it already.

As you were

If you can find it, it's amazing Rachael! Makes you all smooth and shiny in a glowing, good way. I hope your vibrator time results in you getting there tonight, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?

I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.

Yes it was me!

Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence

What’s this spray please?

I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too.

Ah. Just noticed you named it already.

As you were

If you can find it, it's amazing Rachael! Makes you all smooth and shiny in a glowing, good way. I hope your vibrator time results in you getting there tonight, x"

I’ll have a look on Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought myself a chocolate cake from Aldi after a week of being good. Not sure if I should eat the whole thing or save some

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I went for a long walk earlier in the rainy snow, very invigorating. Tonight we are playing Monopoly while drinking gin (not the kids) and eating Tyrells crisps. I shall have a bath later to

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I need a wildlife expert immediately.

I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.

However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.

I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.

It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.

Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?

Help

Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

I spent today doing allll my house work iv neglected the whole week. Feel pretty good about that. I think iv earned this puff and a whiskey drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wildlife expert immediately.

I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.

However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.

I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.

It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.

Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?

Help

Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "

You need a Gatling gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have purchased some pop to have with a few vodkas later. I am hoping to find some murderous on the TV and relax. I was hoping for a virtual date kind of thing but maybe next week

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I need a wildlife expert immediately.

I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.

However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.

I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.

It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.

Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?

Help

Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "

Isn't there a song you're supposed to sing while waving your hand around with the ladybird on it and if it flies off it's good luck or something

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I need a wildlife expert immediately.

I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.

However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.

I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.

It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.

Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?

Help

Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "

Throw it out unless you can tell it is a good ladybug, some aren’t

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I need a wildlife expert immediately.

I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.

However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.

I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.

It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.

Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?

Help

Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "

If it's a black one you have to kill it.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Update:

Upon inspection, it looked like a good bug. By that time though I had already convinced myself it was my friend who took her own life giving me 'a sign'

So then I had the guilts for telling it to fuck off.

I lost the bug for a couple of minutes and felt a tickle this time on my back.

So, I removed it, opened the window and told it if it was my friend to go let the others know, and popped it outside quickly shutting the window behind it.

Now.... if it comes back.... I'm calling a fucking priest

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Update:

Upon inspection, it looked like a good bug. By that time though I had already convinced myself it was my friend who took her own life giving me 'a sign'

So then I had the guilts for telling it to fuck off.

I lost the bug for a couple of minutes and felt a tickle this time on my back.

So, I removed it, opened the window and told it if it was my friend to go let the others know, and popped it outside quickly shutting the window behind it.

Now.... if it comes back.... I'm calling a fucking priest "

I've got a flat full of ladybirds at the min, PP,I think they must hibernate indoors.

I've been catching them and tossing them out of the window, but then I felt mean as it's darn cold out there!

The cat tried to eat one the other day but spat it our pretty darn quick, looking horrified.

Ladybirds smell horrible if you've ever squashed one (accidentally). I'm guessing from the cat's face they taste horrible too!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Decided to skip dinner and go straight to dessert, cookie dough ice cream, mini snowball bites, chocolate and lemonade and will roll myself into bed later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decided to skip dinner and go straight to dessert, cookie dough ice cream, mini snowball bites, chocolate and lemonade and will roll myself into bed later "

you absolute tinker .....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)

What are you doing nice for yourself today?

I'm gonna have a wank whilst re reading this post about you stroking your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will shortly make myself a chicken and soy stir fry before wasting the rest of the evening between fab and the TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The curry I made earlier is so spicy it's like food terrorism

I'm not going there - so I'm currently batch cooking bits and pieces for the week having a Kisstory party in the kitchen with wine obvs

I'm considering a bath, hair mask and de fuzzing now - but it feels like hard work

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Got pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on the floor in front of a log fire with two collie pups lay across my legs

Life doesn't get better than this

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Sitting on the floor in front of a log fire with two collie pups lay across my legs

Life doesn't get better than this"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)

What are you doing nice for yourself today?

Me and my mini me did charcoal peel off facemasks while the masked singer was on

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made

Recipe, now! I mean... please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made

Oooh now that sounds yummy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made

Recipe, now! I mean... please

Remind me tomorrow when I’m sensible

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made

Oooh now that sounds yummy

So good you can basically add anything and every bite is different

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By *lanor the FairWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I did some yoga and slapped some fake tan on

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By *lla_eastWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"My kids are with their dad. I’ve lit a scented candle, put fresh bedding on my bed and later on I’m going to have a soak in the tub and watch a cheesy film."

This is the ultimate!!

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over a year ago

"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made

Recipe, now! I mean... please

Remind me tomorrow when I’m sensible

If I have to wait until you're sensible, I'll be here forever

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made

Recipe, now! I mean... please

Remind me tomorrow when I’m sensible

If I have to wait until you're sensible, I'll be here forever

Good to know

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