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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone ever met hand had fun in the toilets or is it a no go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can be pretty grim places so it’s a no from me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I haven't and wouldn't, no.

Transports me straight back to earn George Michael got arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever met hand had fun in the toilets or is it a no go"

Are you looking to give Michaelwood? Or maybe try some Woolley Edging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't and wouldn't, no.

Transports me straight back to earn George Michael got arrested "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I haven't and wouldn't, no.

Transports me straight back to earn George Michael got arrested

Let's go outside *puts on police officer uniform*

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Gross. No thanks!

Plus the coffee and fuel afterwards is gonna cost a fortune!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Gross. No thanks!

Plus the coffee and fuel afterwards is gonna cost a fortune! "

And you know you're getting caught coz I've never ever ever been in a service station toilet and not seen a cleaner in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck no

Why would anyone do that?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck no

Why would anyone do that?"

Blue balls innit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's bad enough needing to use some of those loos for their intended purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope and hell to the no!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope and hell to the no!"

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope and hell to the no!

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment. "

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Has anyone ever met hand had fun in the toilets or is it a no go"

I couldn't think of anything more vile..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope and hell to the no!

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.

I'm not gonna kink shame but..."

I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope and hell to the no!

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment. "

I have just eaten, please!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope and hell to the no!

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope and hell to the no!

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle

It's even funnier when you can almost feel the shame escaping from behind their door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope and hell to the no!

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle

It's even funnier when you can almost feel the shame escaping from behind their door "

P'raps thats part of OP's kink

Little bit of shame and humiliation, mixed in with offensive odour

I could work with that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nope and hell to the no!

You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle

It's even funnier when you can almost feel the shame escaping from behind their door

P'raps thats part of OP's kink

Little bit of shame and humiliation, mixed in with offensive odour

I could work with that"

My mind has gone to the car park now. That's the best place for a toot.

Been in a rammed car holding a fart in for fucking hours.

Pity the fool who thinks they're safe letting it go in the toilets. They're always rammed! So you hold it all the way to the loo, realise the bogs are packed and now you have to try to let go of your wee whilst retaining your trump, with agony guts! That's magic stuff if you manage it.

Just do it in the car park and hope the wind is blowing in your favour!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no

Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant

Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only want to suck cock

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no

Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant

Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying"

And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no

Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant

Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying

And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted

That geezer up there ^^

He only wants to suck cock

If you're careful, you might be able to escape the pissy loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me there always rank

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no

Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant

Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying

And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted

That geezer up there ^^

He only wants to suck cock

If you're careful, you might be able to escape the pissy loo roll"

Geezers don't get to suck my cock so he better look elsewhere

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Only want to suck cock"

Be careful where you kneel, pissy knees will give the game away

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no

Jeez I did apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no

Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant

Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying

And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted

That geezer up there ^^

He only wants to suck cock

If you're careful, you might be able to escape the pissy loo roll

Geezers don't get to suck my cock so he better look elsewhere

Cant say Im really into the geezer type either

Too much attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever met hand had fun in the toilets or is it a no go"

No I haven't as it's not something I would choose to do.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spent new year in the ladies at a motorway service station, but it's nothing like what you bunch of perverts are thinking..

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

A busy service station on the motorway from Turin to Milan. I flew to Turin, met my Italian girlfriend and we were driving to the Italian lakes.

We were desperate to fuck so she pulled me into the very busy ladies loo, we were stopped on the way in and she explained to the attendant that she needed me to help pull on her new and very tight jeans that she had in a bag. We got away with it and fucked in the cubicle. It was a while ago now, I ha e driven by that station a few times and it makes me smile.

I miss her!

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By *ystery_man78Man
over a year ago

Hornchurch

I'm on motorways most of the week, would love to find a decent spot for some fun, lots of laybys no takers though...

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Service station hotel would be far more fun!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Not for me! I don't think it would be so sexy

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By *ystery_man78Man
over a year ago

Hornchurch

Think a layby or carpark ads a bit more excitement to it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They stink

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Cant afford to stop in one. Drive past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only want to suck cock

Be careful where you kneel, pissy knees will give the game away

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

After paying over a fiver for a soggy sandwich or dodgy Ginster I've generally lost the urge for sexy time in the bogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After paying over a fiver for a soggy sandwich or dodgy Ginster I've generally lost the urge for sexy time in the bogs

But before a pasty you are raring to go?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"After paying over a fiver for a soggy sandwich or dodgy Ginster I've generally lost the urge for sexy time in the bogs

But before a pasty you are raring to go?"

Hell yes, hand driers give me the horn

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Taking a shower together is a different story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All male toilets, are used for sexual things ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a new year in service station toilets. Started in the gents, which was minging so after a few hours moved to the

ladies which was better, but still a bog at the end of the day....No it wasn't for that kind of meeting.

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By *ystery_man78Man
over a year ago

Hornchurch

Most I've managed is a cheeky wank when the urge takes me.

Saying that drove home the other week about 8 at night, so horny I got my cock out while driving and just carried on, thought I might get noticed and beckoned over.... No such luck.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No but I do like a cheeky mcds or burger king in one.

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