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The Jeremy Kyle show...

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.

So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.

So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.

So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.

"
god help you , lol he will make mince meat out of you ,,

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

remember to tell the social u wont be able to sign on at the same time as normal due to other commitments !

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Practise trying to beat the lie detector,

Get a new tattoo and leggings, put your teeth back in afterwards

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nip out and buy a his and her jogging suit and knock a few teeth out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to get her name tattooed on you and make sure you send abusive messages through Facebook too lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nip out and buy a his and her jogging suit and knock a few teeth out first"
yes have to have the right look or will not fit in ,

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"You need to get her name tattooed on you and make sure you send abusive messages through Facebook too lol x"

the tatto has to be hand done in indian ink, and possibly miss spelt,

and walk with an arrogant slouch as if you are so stoned you cant be bothered about anything,and when you seak keep it in monosylabic tones. with lots of shouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.

So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.

"

Just misread that opening line!

I know many want him dead - but didn't realise you could overrule a capital sentence off the back of a birthday wish?

Unless you're the queen!

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset


" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.

So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.

god help you , lol he will make mince meat out of you ,, "

I'm not going now then Jo,

I don't like lasagne.

Lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Cottaging pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.

So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.

"

make sure you get some tattoos and put on your best tracksuit top and cheap jeans topped off with some gold.dont forget to say you love living on a council estate and your staffies would never hurt anyone.

think that covers it

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By *opaz29Man
over a year ago

Fife

Never seem to get attractive people on Jeremy Kyle, Ugly people seem to have more problems than the rest of us

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By *utty tartWoman
over a year ago

the house of sin

baseball cap , u need a cap on hair shaved so u look "rock hard" make sure u kno ur the dad to all 7 kids or prepare for loads of priks whilst they do dna tests

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

16 year old boy with 3 kids, oh dearie me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh don't forget to practice that 'windey-neck' thing

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Oh don't forget to practice that 'windey-neck' thing "

what?

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

well i hope you flop him one the condesending bastard ughh i cant believe we ive that slme ball air time has anyone seen his american version my god im surprised no one shot him out there yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"baseball cap , u need a cap on hair shaved so u look "rock hard" make sure u kno ur the dad to all 7 kids or prepare for loads of priks whilst they do dna tests "

And wear the cap back to front !!

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset


"well i hope you flop him one the condesending bastard ughh i cant believe we ive that slme ball air time has anyone seen his american version my god im surprised no one shot him out there yet"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bath for a week, best trackies & trainers .... and use most foul language going .... Hate the programme. Being back Kilroy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to giggle....some moan about it yet must watch it to know what peeps wear.....love the forums

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