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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

Whilst Sam is wondering the best way to do a home haircut, I am wondering if anyone has attempted to cut their beloved dogs hair?

What have you been doing with your pooches during lockdown?

It isn't cheap getting a dog groomed. Maybe now you can save yourself some money and just do it yourself

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

I got my dog cut when barbers were closed last time, wish I'd asked them to do me at the same time !

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I did mine for 12 years, make sure they are a high quality grade of clippers and don't take any risks, use a child's pair of rounded blade scissors to trim tricky spots

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

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over a year ago

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

Go into dog groomers on all fours

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

Go into dog groomers on all fours

Well..it wouldn't be the first time I'd been on all fours

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

I’m so laughing here

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

I’m so laughing here

Me too...made my morning

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I did mine for 12 years, make sure they are a high quality grade of clippers and don't take any risks, use a child's pair of rounded blade scissors to trim tricky spots"

During the first lockdown my daughter did her Shih Tzu. She did ok mind but the clippers weren't for dog grooming and it ruined them.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Really ...My hairdressers are shut

Are you awake yet this morning

...you started a dog grooming thread

I know but I'm desperate for a hair cut...if a dog can get one...I want one

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

Are you sure

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

I can't take anymore...I'm crying here

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I did mine for 12 years, make sure they are a high quality grade of clippers and don't take any risks, use a child's pair of rounded blade scissors to trim tricky spots

During the first lockdown my daughter did her Shih Tzu. She did ok mind but the clippers weren't for dog grooming and it ruined them. "

That reminds me, Before the first lockdown I went to the zoo, they only had one small dog on show

It was a shit-zhu

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

I can't take anymore...I'm crying here

Do you want any "pointers" on not crying

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I did mine for 12 years, make sure they are a high quality grade of clippers and don't take any risks, use a child's pair of rounded blade scissors to trim tricky spots

During the first lockdown my daughter did her Shih Tzu. She did ok mind but the clippers weren't for dog grooming and it ruined them.

That reminds me, Before the first lockdown I went to the zoo, they only had one small dog on show

It was a shit-zhu"

Sam you're killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbor has a mobile groomer, does em in the back garden for social distancing (and you don't have to hoover up afterwards)

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

I can't take anymore...I'm crying here

Do you want any "pointers" on not crying

Yes..lead the way

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My neighbor has a mobile groomer, does em in the back garden for social distancing (and you don't have to hoover up afterwards)"

That's a bonus

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

I can't take anymore...I'm crying here

Do you want any "pointers" on not crying

Yes..lead the way

Follow me young lady

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

I can't take anymore...I'm crying here

Do you want any "pointers" on not crying

Yes..lead the way

Follow me young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

I can't take anymore...I'm crying here

Do you want any "pointers" on not crying

Yes..lead the way

Follow me young lady

Please you two get a room, sorry groom

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm not a dog groomer but I can offer you doggy style if it helps

Does that require gel

A special gel

As long as you're not ruff

I hope Sam’s not barking up the wrong tree

Anything is paw-sible

I can't take anymore...I'm crying here

Do you want any "pointers" on not crying

Yes..lead the way

Follow me young lady

Please you two get a room, sorry groom

Never mind room, I've booked a grooming parlour for us

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My neighbor has a mobile groomer, does em in the back garden for social distancing (and you don't have to hoover up afterwards)

That's a bonus

And the birds swoop up the hair for their nests

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

For anyone wanting to groom their own dog. Please please please make sure you get any knots out first. If you bath the dog with knots in, as the hair dries the knots will tighten especially under the armpits, and can create sores. Like, really fucking painful sores.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"For anyone wanting to groom their own dog. Please please please make sure you get any knots out first. If you bath the dog with knots in, as the hair dries the knots will tighten especially under the armpits, and can create sores. Like, really fucking painful sores."

I need to add 2 areas where matts seems to gather just in case you don't check.

Inner thighs and under ears too. Knots love these areas. Feel with your fingers and look with your eyes before you go in with the brush.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I need to add 2 areas where matts seems to gather just in case you don't check.

Inner thighs and under ears too. Knots love these areas. Feel with your fingers and look with your eyes before you go in with the brush. "

That is great advice P

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

One of my tenants is a dog groomer she is still working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like most people who do what I do as a profession we have a 2nd job/line of income for when we are not on duty and mine is dog grooming. It's still only long haired breeds we are allowed to do in lockdown for welfare reasons but people keep asking for their other dogs to.

At on the plus side at least my 6 dogs look good in lockdown lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Like most people who do what I do as a profession we have a 2nd job/line of income for when we are not on duty and mine is dog grooming. It's still only long haired breeds we are allowed to do in lockdown for welfare reasons but people keep asking for their other dogs to.

At on the plus side at least my 6 dogs look good in lockdown lol"

Oh right just long haired breeds

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

At on the plus side at least my 6 dogs look good in lockdown lol"

6 dogs wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have you know my puppies aren’t hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having long haired chihuahuas, we often trim ours, round the ears and their legs, and groom often to avoid them getting tats.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I need to add 2 areas where matts seems to gather just in case you don't check.

Inner thighs and under ears too. Knots love these areas. Feel with your fingers and look with your eyes before you go in with the brush. "

Damn straight! 2 long haired German Shepherds.... forever grooming!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I need to add 2 areas where matts seems to gather just in case you don't check.

Inner thighs and under ears too. Knots love these areas. Feel with your fingers and look with your eyes before you go in with the brush.

Damn straight! 2 long haired German Shepherds.... forever grooming! "

Cor, I bet you get bags full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t spell this morning

...dog groomers are still open I believe

Dog groomers are closed other than to welfare cases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I groom my own dogs, I always have. There are various guides online but it isn’t easy thing to do (though depends on style etc).

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yes I groom my own dogs, I always have. There are various guides online but it isn’t easy thing to do (though depends on style etc)."

I could probably manage it if skin head was a dog style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst Sam is wondering the best way to do a home haircut, I am wondering if anyone has attempted to cut their beloved dogs hair?

What have you been doing with your pooches during lockdown?

It isn't cheap getting a dog groomed. Maybe now you can save yourself some money and just do it yourself

I used to just borrow the horse clippers and use them.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I have and it took sooo long. I know I don't have a great deal of stuff to do these days but the poor dog had to sit in shifts.

I could have made another dog from all the trimmings

I don't want to so it again myself unless I really have to, and besides, I really don't like cutting claws

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Yes I groom my own dogs, I always have. There are various guides online but it isn’t easy thing to do (though depends on style etc).

I could probably manage it if skin head was a dog style

Then you'd have to knit a doggy onesie to stop it shivering to death

On a serious note, just do it with scissors, sure it might not look amazing but it's better than it getting matted and it'll grow back.

Worst bit is the nails if the dog doesn't like it

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