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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

How clumsy are you...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Very. Extremely. And I believe it's quite well documented....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very! And more so when I'm on my period! Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Very. Extremely. And I believe it's quite well documented.... "

She wins ^ .

Thread over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really. I am in tune with my fidgety body. If I go clumsy it means I'm unwell or seriously overtired.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Very clumsy worst ever wiping my bum and finger slipped through loo paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How clumsy are you..."

Bloody clumsy. Going through the menopause I swear has caused it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How clumsy are you..."

When I was a teen I was in A&E every other week.

My best was trying to run through a patio door that was closed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It very much depends on my emotional state, generally not at all, but if I’m anxious then it starts to happen, I get more hesitant and lose my confidence and things I wouldn’t usually think about become a problem.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Me..I'm not to bad but I swear I've passed the umsy gene onto mt kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My clumsiness is genetic - my whole family are like it

I have flat feet just to make it worse

Fresh air is likely to trip me over at any time!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Very, I’ve broken my one arm 3 times, broken my ankle tripping over a carpet thread, damaged my rotator cuff from falling when painting, damaged my sciatic nerve doing a keep fit dvd.

I’ve also partially burnt my mums kitchen down when I was younger and I was only making myself toast.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My clumsiness is genetic - my whole family are like it

I have flat feet just to make it worse

Fresh air is likely to trip me over at any time!"

I swear I once saw someone trip over a daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if I'm struggling mentally. Normally I'm grace personified. Except for when I fall down the stairs. I seem to do that more than is necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My clumsiness is genetic - my whole family are like it

I have flat feet just to make it worse

Fresh air is likely to trip me over at any time!

I swear I once saw someone trip over a daisy "

it was probably me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve worked with clumsy people, one time I made a brew for a workmate and left it on a stepladder, he went to grab the brew kicked the bottom of the ladder, the brew went flying landed in a tin of paint he tripped then fell into the people’s we were working for bikes, this was in their garage. My other workmate was sipping his coffee and casually said ‘Well, that couldn’t have gone any worse!’

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm only clumsy occasionally, I do quite a lot of things like tiny embroidery which I think maintains hand, eye coordination.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My clumsiness is genetic - my whole family are like it

I have flat feet just to make it worse

Fresh air is likely to trip me over at any time!

I swear I once saw someone trip over a daisy

it was probably me "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve worked with clumsy people, one time I made a brew for a workmate and left it on a stepladder, he went to grab the brew kicked the bottom of the ladder, the brew went flying landed in a tin of paint he tripped then fell into the people’s we were working for bikes, this was in their garage. My other workmate was sipping his coffee and casually said ‘Well, that couldn’t have gone any worse!’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite clumsy, and it seems the harder I try not to be, the worse it gets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very, I’ve broken my one arm 3 times, broken my ankle tripping over a carpet thread, damaged my rotator cuff from falling when painting, damaged my sciatic nerve doing a keep fit dvd.

I’ve also partially burnt my mums kitchen down when I was younger and I was only making myself toast.

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Omg and you're still alive!

You need bubble wrap immediately

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Very, I’ve broken my one arm 3 times, broken my ankle tripping over a carpet thread, damaged my rotator cuff from falling when painting, damaged my sciatic nerve doing a keep fit dvd.

I’ve also partially burnt my mums kitchen down when I was younger and I was only making myself toast.

Omg and you're still alive!

You need bubble wrap immediately "

I’ve gotten better as I get older - thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad was clumsy, he once tested whether a blade of an electric plainer was sharp by putting his thumb on it when it was still going, he forgot to turn it off.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I'm very clumsy...some people I know automatically grab my arm when walking down stairs or on uneven ground because they know I'm liable to fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very mines is walking in to door frames

I see the door I know how wide it is still manage to walk shoulder first in to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very.. Once set fire to my waist length hair twirling in the kitchen next to the chip pan

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Mrs is rather clumsy. She can trip over her own feet. But it keeps us entertained.

Mr isn't clumsy at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terribly clumsy though not had anything haphazard for a while

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Very clumsy, trip over my own size 3 feet

Fi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too clumsy..

Reversing my car in to my house....

Was having a bad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really clumsy although have the odd day where the clumsiness builds up and it all seems to happen fall over knock something over lol

Tend to trip going up the stairs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Not clumsy for the most part, only if a penis is involved and alcohol and then it can go tits up.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Not clumsy for the most part, only if a penis is involved and alcohol and then it can go tits up. "

Sounds ideal

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I wouldn’t say I’m clumsy at all but we all have our moments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not clumsy for the most part, only if a penis is involved and alcohol and then it can go tits up. "

That how women "Fall" pregnant, I reckon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clumsy... I am always getting words my muddled up

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Working on my motorbike I can be well more heavy handed and knacker bolts and shearing them. I went to change the oil in the engine and as I went to put the sump plug back in I over tightened it and needed the sump threads redoing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason I did sociology in college, I was the only lad in the class, after a lesson finished we walked outside, I was trying to light a cigarette tripped and fell down a grass bank into a bush at the bottom, the group of women laughed like penguins as I lay there trying to play it cool by continuing to carry on trying to light the cigarette.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a couple of others have said, I am only clumsy if I am mentally exhausted or unwell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be quite clumsy but my daughter when she was young was just so clumsy. She could fall over the pattern in a carpet

Her x

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Paul here and very very clumsy. I've got to floor the loft this weekend so could turn into laurel and Hardy

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