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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone else got an item’s in their cutlery draw they dunno how it got there, for example I’ve got one massive fork that has no bearing with the others, that has the words ‘Live, love, laugh’ written on the handle, I never bought that and a garlic crusher, I can’t stand garlic so I would never by that ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just found a Rubiks Cube in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*drawer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*drawer

"

Draw, this is ones you keep pencils in.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I've got one of those egg colour changing thingys that go in the same pan when boiling eggs to tell you when they are ready.

I don't boil eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*drawer

Draw, this is ones you keep pencils in. "

I've got little spiky corn on the cob holder thingies. I have no idea where they came from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got one of those egg colour changing thingys that go in the same pan when boiling eggs to tell you when they are ready.

I don't boil eggs "

Probably the same guy who put the giant fork and garlic crusher in my draw(er).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*drawer

Draw, this is ones you keep pencils in.

I've got little spiky corn on the cob holder thingies. I have no idea where they came from. "

Thank you for humouring me.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

My forks have turned into knives and bred - I must have 40 knives, and only 6 forks!

C

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have hundreds of chop sticks and I don't know how to use them

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I have 200 calpol medicine syringes in mine. Just in case I can’t find one at 3am (it’s always 3am) when one of my bambino’s gets poorly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's official ...

I have lost the plot

I laughed far too hard at this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's official ...

I have lost the plot

I laughed far too hard at this thread

"

I can’t tell if these threads are really entertaining or it’s cause I haven’t been out for 10 months!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've got a bottle opener which blasts out "we wish you a merry Christmas" when you open a bottle. Not good when my son tries to have a sneaky drink !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cutlery draw is tidy. Forks knives and spoons all separate and tea spoons in the other compartment. Kebab skewers (like wtf!) And my latte spoons in the long compartment

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I have hundreds of chop sticks and I don't know how to use them "

Sharpen the ends and spear the food

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A red rubber bottle stopper for a wine bottle.

Never gets a lot of use as we rarely leave one half full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's official ...

I have lost the plot

I laughed far too hard at this thread

I can’t tell if these threads are really entertaining or it’s cause I haven’t been out for 10 months! "

I cried with laughter about your massive fork

I need to get out before your next thread on your sock drawer pushes me over the edge

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A red rubber bottle stopper for a wine bottle.

"

Could you use it as a butt plug ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Its like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife. .."

Sounds like an Alanna Morisette lyric

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Am I the only one who doesn't do from left to right knifes, forks, spoons ?

I go forks, spoons, knifes

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised."

I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

nice to know you're cutlery drawer is tidy

mines in chaos and when i look down i'm like a 70s porn star!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wine bottle stop, never used it because who leaves wine in a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised."

Yes! All sorts in there. It's like a new adventure when I clean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife. .."

Great tune

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I'm an anti horder. Night before bin day, I go round looking for things to chuck. So I'd never have "odd things" in a draw. I'm 48 and only just brought my first bread bin.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.

I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens. "

That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got string in there. Why?

I'm not flying a kite any time soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*drawer

"

Love that you wrote this.

used to talk with a woman from Yorkshire who insisted it was a Draw.

But then she also pronounced Bus as Buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?"

I want one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?"

is it for coating a potatoe evey with oil?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"A red rubber bottle stopper for a wine bottle.

Could you use it as a butt plug ?"

It would look quite good actually as it has a red heart on top of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a wine bottle stop, never used it because who leaves wine in a bottle "

That's like recipes using left over wine ... wtf is left over wine! Feel a right wally asking for it at the off licence!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.

I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.

That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version. "

I've never seen anything like it, needs fully emptying but it's as if it would be sacred to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked, I actually looked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I looked, I actually looked.

"

This is good commitment to the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?"

Maybe it feels nice to brush a potato, if I were a potato I would love to be brushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.

I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.

That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version. "

Oh the man drawer if you take something out of that thing then you will never be able to shut the drawer again. Or better still... you will never reopen it without having to squeeze your fingers in to try and move something out of the way first.

Her x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.

I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.

That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version.

Oh the man drawer if you take something out of that thing then you will never be able to shut the drawer again. Or better still... you will never reopen it without having to squeeze your fingers in to try and move something out of the way first.

Her x"

Lmao that's exactly how mine opens !! Lol x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You could use the long fork to steal food from unsuspecting victims?

I've got a metal straw. Wtf.

Mrs kf x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Nothing weird in mine but I have got a few sets of measuring spoons that all came out of Christmas crackers and about 30 medicine spoons that you get in bottles of Calpol. Should have a sort out really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a few protein measuring scoops I’ve kept for some reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?"

I brush potatoes, it makes them feel appreciated.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?"

How ridiculous! Now if it was a carrot brush in the shape of a carrot, I could see the point of that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I have 200 calpol medicine syringes in mine. Just in case I can’t find one at 3am (it’s always 3am) when one of my bambino’s gets poorly."

The witching hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife. ..

Sounds like an Alanna Morisette lyric "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?"

I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?

I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it."

I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?

I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it.

I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there. "

I've been in a few Ikeas but never had their meatballs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?

I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it.

I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there.

I've been in a few Ikeas but never had their meatballs. "

I’ll only give in and go along on the promise of the hot dogs, I love them, proper rubbery type but taste delicious.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The best thing about IKEA is their Gravadlax sauce

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Chopsticks in a wrapper and a stain

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ive got a potato brush

In the shape of a potato

I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?

I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it.

I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there.

I've been in a few Ikeas but never had their meatballs. "

The meatballs are not bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got a banana cutter that is yellow plastic and you pop it over the banana and push it down for slicing. Random as hell!

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