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"Getting married, I'm available from next week ![]() Well I'm not doing anything. Can I wear white? ![]() | |||
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"Getting married, I'm available from next week ![]() ![]() Of course! So pure ![]() | |||
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"Fuck this one im out!!!! " Don't want my ring on your finger or.....? | |||
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"Fuck this one im out!!!! Don't want my ring on your finger or.....?" Nope....wrong gender ta, if my finger is up your ring then my other fingers are up your vag ![]() | |||
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"Fuck this one im out!!!! Don't want my ring on your finger or.....? Nope....wrong gender ta, if my finger is up your ring then my other fingers are up your vag ![]() Nope....not unless you remove your penis and get rid of all of your body hair at the very minimum ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you." You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() Fancy a bum? | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() Giving or taking? | |||
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"Just get a room and have an orgy." Ooooooooh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() I'm open to both but bareback only ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() My back can be bare if that suits .... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() Be kind. Do half and half ![]() ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All or nothing NSP! | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I meant half for him half for me..... but hey, I'll take whatever he does, you've got two hands after all ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Back at you Sam ![]() | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Two hands is even better if you can fit them in ![]() | |||
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"Fuck this one im out!!!! Is that an offer" If you think that ever sounds like an offer then you need to learn to listen a but better | |||
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you. You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me.... Sophie, warm those fingers up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() It’s getting a bit spicy ![]() | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available. | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() Best dust off my best frock just in case ![]() | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() You can take my spot....you're welcome. Sam likes fisting apparently so to consumate the marriage, your left fist up his bum will suffice ![]() | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() No pants, its a rule on the invite ![]() | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pahahahaha | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Right for a reach around? | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What are these 'pants' you speak of?? | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does this apply to guests as well? | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The ones stuffed in my mouth ![]() | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes, its an orgy wedding | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Excellent ![]() | |||
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah I see, to muffle the sounds of you being stuffed ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() Think I've been stood up Jennie ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() Not necessarily ![]() | |||
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"Getting married, I'm available from next week ![]() You been watching married at first sight ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10 ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in ![]() | |||
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"Getting married, I'm available from next week ![]() ![]() Hell no, plastic women melt when you start wax play! | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() Was that what you said to Sophie as well? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My eyes are watering. Have you SEEN the size of Soopie's hands? | |||
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"Already? You need to stop scaring them off!" Ain't that the truth ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() Well.... tis an orgy wedding after all | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() That's not my fist, I sat you on a concrete board | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() The best kind | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() and the bridesmaids ![]() | |||
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"Getting married, I'm available from next week ![]() ![]() Lol don't stand to close to the fire ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You just want me dont you...admit it ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just can't help myself ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can help you with it though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Game on! | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently? | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hers are as big as my feet ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ouch! ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As said by David Walliams on Little Britain ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Want this laydee stuck in your head? Soz ..... | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Youre welcome ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooh saucy | |||
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"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot ![]() ![]() Night Sophie, thanks for the banter, sleep well! | |||
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"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot ![]() ![]() Night! X | |||
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"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot ![]() ![]() Nah night xx | |||
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"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot ![]() ![]() Goodnight Sandy | |||
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"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot ![]() ![]() Night you old tart ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! " You love her really ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! " Meow ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! You love her really ![]() No. She loves me! | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! You love her really ![]() It's clear..... you love each other. Almost as much as you both adore me ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() Good kitty | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! You love her really ![]() ![]() Nowhere near that much x | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet! | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! You love her really ![]() ![]() Awwwww xx | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() I normally piss in the shitbox, im kinky that way ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Coffee just came out of my nose and I ch*ked because of you two! ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() You found 14 to use. Thats good going! | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() put your claws away , theres no need for it | |||
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"Thought she was never going to leave! Meow ![]() ![]() ![]() No offence meant. All intended in a spirit of banter and lightheartedness x | |||
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol " Leave some for me ![]() | |||
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol " Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in ![]() | |||
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in ![]() Crabfat? ![]() | |||
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in ![]() ![]() Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed. | |||
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in ![]() ![]() Have given up trying to drink coffee while reading this thread.... | |||
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in ![]() ![]() Yeah, or the world will smell like medium roast half latte for the rest of the day! | |||
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in ![]() ![]() Exactly! And while I do love the smell of coffee.... | |||
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