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That's pretty bad OP. Today I tried to make tea with water from the kettle, forgetting I hadn't boiled it. That's not too stupid, like a 2/10 I think. | |||
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 and very annoying haha. Miss PC x | |||
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I have done this. 
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I do it on every fucking laptop or computer screen I encounter | |||
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"So then you bunch of fab forumites, what is the most stupid idiotic and completely numpty confirming thing you have done today? Is yours more stupid than mine? So, upon being shown a ariel picture on a playing card of Laganas in Rhodes, I tried to zoom in on it with my finger and thumb as if it was my phone and yes, there was a witness who is taking great delight in reminding me of just how many of my brain cells have died during lockdown. Honestly I'm really not dumb at all. So, what have you done today that you're not proud of "I did that with a laptop screen a few months ago
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"Oh honey. That was pretty stupid. But I've been awake since 8. That's almost 14 hours. Do you not think I could beat that? "You could try, and no falling down the side of the toilet again won't count | |||
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It wasn't even on. "Just how?  | |||
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"I did put the kettle in the microwave the other week though. " You had to have done it today to count....fail. Good effort though any other time and I do hope you switched the microwave on | |||
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"I poured boiling water into my freshly opened jar of coffee instead of my mug! Now that was stupid and very annoying haha. Miss PC x"6/10, it would have been a 10/10 if you completed it by adding milk and consuming it  | |||
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" I do it on every fucking laptop or computer screen I encounter "For you I would say it was normal or even mundane lil miss crazy pants | |||
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" I do it on every fucking laptop or computer screen I encounter
For you I would say it was normal or even mundane lil miss crazy pants "Indeed
I had a wank the other night and friction burned my inner flap coz I wanted "just one more shudder ya bitch"
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" I do it on every fucking laptop or computer screen I encounter
For you I would say it was normal or even mundane lil miss crazy pants
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I had a wank the other night and friction burned my inner flap coz I wanted "just one more shudder ya bitch"
How's that?"Doesn't count as it had to be today unless you have video proof  | |||
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"So then you bunch of fab forumites, what is the most stupid idiotic and completely numpty confirming thing you have done today? Is yours more stupid than mine? So, upon being shown a ariel picture on a playing card of Laganas in Rhodes, I tried to zoom in on it with my finger and thumb as if it was my phone and yes, there was a witness who is taking great delight in reminding me of just how many of my brain cells have died during lockdown. Honestly I'm really not dumb at all. So, what have you done today that you're not proud of
I did that with a laptop screen a few months ago
"Nooooo, it has to be today as you could have grown a few brain cells since then and become more cleverer | |||
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"Lost my glasses today, like wtf!! Where the bastard in hell did I fucking put my bastard glasses???? Was wearing them! Wtf! Where are my cunting car keys???? Ffs. I left them hanging in the ignition after I parked up at work. Only realised when my boss came to give them to me " | |||
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"Fell off a treadmill
It wasn't even on.
Just how? "I was seeing what my son was doing. | |||
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"So then you bunch of fab forumites, what is the most stupid idiotic and completely numpty confirming thing you have done today? Is yours more stupid than mine? So, upon being shown a ariel picture on a playing card of Laganas in Rhodes, I tried to zoom in on it with my finger and thumb as if it was my phone and yes, there was a witness who is taking great delight in reminding me of just how many of my brain cells have died during lockdown. Honestly I'm really not dumb at all. So, what have you done today that you're not proud of "Mine was.... I placed a Pyrex jug next to food waste bin. Cracked an egg on the side of the jug and opened it putting the egg into the food waste bin instead of the jug. Then threw the shell in the jug instead of the bin. Total waste of an egg. Luckily no one saw. Real face palm moment. | |||
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"I poured boiling water into my freshly opened jar of coffee instead of my mug! Now that was stupid and very annoying haha. Miss PC x"You can still use the coffee. It will just be like that camp coffee from back in the day | |||
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"Oh honey. That was pretty stupid. But I've been awake since 8. That's almost 14 hours. Do you not think I could beat that?
You could try, and no falling down the side of the toilet again won't count "I think I should just win with that one. Forever. How about letting the dog out for a wee, going back to call her in a few minutes later, and when she didn't come I shut the front door, tromped round the garden with a torch calling her (while dressed classily in a towel and wellies) for 10 minutes, then going back to put a coat on and start looking in the street and finding her sat just inside the door looking at me like an idiot? | |||
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"Oh honey. That was pretty stupid. But I've been awake since 8. That's almost 14 hours. Do you not think I could beat that?
You could try, and no falling down the side of the toilet again won't count
I think I should just win with that one. Forever.
How about letting the dog out for a wee, going back to call her in a few minutes later, and when she didn't come I shut the front door, tromped round the garden with a torch calling her (while dressed classily in a towel and wellies) for 10 minutes, then going back to put a coat on and start looking in the street and finding her sat just inside the door looking at me like an idiot? " love it | |||
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"Fell off a treadmill
It wasn't even on.
Just how?
I was seeing what my son was doing. "Terrible excuse, never stand anywhere again without professional help | |||
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"Fell off a treadmill
It wasn't even on.
Just how?
I was seeing what my son was doing.
Terrible excuse, never stand anywhere again without professional help "I will adhere to that advise | |||
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"So then you bunch of fab forumites, what is the most stupid idiotic and completely numpty confirming thing you have done today? Is yours more stupid than mine? So, upon being shown a ariel picture on a playing card of Laganas in Rhodes, I tried to zoom in on it with my finger and thumb as if it was my phone and yes, there was a witness who is taking great delight in reminding me of just how many of my brain cells have died during lockdown. Honestly I'm really not dumb at all. So, what have you done today that you're not proud of
Mine was....
I placed a Pyrex jug next to food waste bin. Cracked an egg on the side of the jug and opened it putting the egg into the food waste bin instead of the jug. Then threw the shell in the jug instead of the bin. Total waste of an egg.
Luckily no one saw.
Real face palm moment. "And your second mistake of the day (your first one was a doozie by the way) was telling me about it and everyone else as I will remind you of it again and again and again | |||
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"Oh honey. That was pretty stupid. But I've been awake since 8. That's almost 14 hours. Do you not think I could beat that?
You could try, and no falling down the side of the toilet again won't count
I think I should just win with that one. Forever.
How about letting the dog out for a wee, going back to call her in a few minutes later, and when she didn't come I shut the front door, tromped round the garden with a torch calling her (while dressed classily in a towel and wellies) for 10 minutes, then going back to put a coat on and start looking in the street and finding her sat just inside the door looking at me like an idiot? "Why do I get the feeling this isn't the only time this has happened with you Posh
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"Oh honey. That was pretty stupid. But I've been awake since 8. That's almost 14 hours. Do you not think I could beat that?
You could try, and no falling down the side of the toilet again won't count
I think I should just win with that one. Forever.
How about letting the dog out for a wee, going back to call her in a few minutes later, and when she didn't come I shut the front door, tromped round the garden with a torch calling her (while dressed classily in a towel and wellies) for 10 minutes, then going back to put a coat on and start looking in the street and finding her sat just inside the door looking at me like an idiot?
Why do I get the feeling this isn't the only time this has happened with you Posh
Same time tomorrow perhaps "Oh you know I have multiple genius moments each day.... | |||
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"Cleaned a shower floor then nearly did the splits on it before rinsing! "On purpose or by accident....you need to clarify so I can picture it on my head | |||
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"Im still working and got a coffee in the petrol station on the road today.I had a cloth mask on as usual but i also needed to use the loo at the garage and after I finished i realised there was no toilet paper in the cubicle Walked out with no cloth mask "Well improvised that man, most would come out without their undercrackers....mind you that wouldn't help in my case as im usually commando | |||
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"Oh honey. That was pretty stupid. But I've been awake since 8. That's almost 14 hours. Do you not think I could beat that?
You could try, and no falling down the side of the toilet again won't count
I think I should just win with that one. Forever.
How about letting the dog out for a wee, going back to call her in a few minutes later, and when she didn't come I shut the front door, tromped round the garden with a torch calling her (while dressed classily in a towel and wellies) for 10 minutes, then going back to put a coat on and start looking in the street and finding her sat just inside the door looking at me like an idiot?
Why do I get the feeling this isn't the only time this has happened with you Posh
Same time tomorrow perhaps
Oh you know I have multiple genius moments each day.... "So I'm learning....you could have your own TV show | |||
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"Cleaned a shower floor then nearly did the splits on it before rinsing!
On purpose or by accident....you need to clarify so I can picture it on my head "It wasnt deliberate!  | |||
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"I was trying to close in on a paper photo the other day and laptops are impossible to work needing to use a fingerpad thingy or a mouse "So I'm not alone then or we are just as stupid as each other.....and Princess Peach | |||
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"Oh honey. That was pretty stupid. But I've been awake since 8. That's almost 14 hours. Do you not think I could beat that?
You could try, and no falling down the side of the toilet again won't count
I think I should just win with that one. Forever.
How about letting the dog out for a wee, going back to call her in a few minutes later, and when she didn't come I shut the front door, tromped round the garden with a torch calling her (while dressed classily in a towel and wellies) for 10 minutes, then going back to put a coat on and start looking in the street and finding her sat just inside the door looking at me like an idiot?
Why do I get the feeling this isn't the only time this has happened with you Posh
Same time tomorrow perhaps
Oh you know I have multiple genius moments each day....
So I'm learning....you could have your own TV show "Oh god no..... infamy has never been my thing! | |||
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"Cleaned a shower floor then nearly did the splits on it before rinsing!
On purpose or by accident....you need to clarify so I can picture it on my head
It wasnt deliberate! "Hahahaa ok I've got the picture in my head now | |||
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Yesterday I rubbed sweet chilli marinade in my eye though.
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"Me...looking for my phone while on a phone call on said phone "OK you're officially on my numpty list
Great effort hahhaa | |||
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"I was putting a toilet roll in my ensuite and threw the whole roll straight down the toilet ,and I've done it before ,youd think I'd learn ,but no ,numpty "You've beaten me on that one, 8/10 on the numpty scale | |||
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"Im still working and got a coffee in the petrol station on the road today.I had a cloth mask on as usual but i also needed to use the loo at the garage and after I finished i realised there was no toilet paper in the cubicle Walked out with no cloth mask
Well improvised that man, most would come out without their undercrackers....mind you that wouldn't help in my case as im usually commando "Still had a walk of shame through the petrol station as everyone wears masks over here and i was the only one without one on | |||
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"Im still working and got a coffee in the petrol station on the road today.I had a cloth mask on as usual but i also needed to use the loo at the garage and after I finished i realised there was no toilet paper in the cubicle Walked out with no cloth mask
Well improvised that man, most would come out without their undercrackers....mind you that wouldn't help in my case as im usually commando
Still had a walk of shame through the petrol station as everyone wears masks over here and i was the only one without one on "Well you didn't guard the bog very well if you didn't notice it was out of shitroll! Name change immediately | |||
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"I managed to get through the day without doing anything stupid
Yesterday I rubbed sweet chilli marinade in my eye though.
"Fail for today but fucking ouch! I like pain but leave my eyes alone!!!! Only a 4/10 because you got the day wrong, if you go and do it again now I'll award you a 9.5/10 | |||
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"You unblocked me "I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake | |||
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"You unblocked me
I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake "And you fabbed a photo | |||
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"I rearranged my kitchen cupboards a few days ago, and can I remember that I did, of course not. How long do I give it though, I mean it made sense at the time" That was yesterday's news....2/10 at best unless you fucked it up again today lol Oh and give it 6 months and you'll eventually locate the cheese grater  | |||
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"I got really annoyed trying to make a call on my mobile, no matter how many times I dialed it just wouldnt ring. Turns out i was tring to ring from the calculator on my phone "Oh My God This is the absolute bollocks!!! You're my fucking hero! | |||
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"You unblocked me
I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake
And you fabbed a photo "I threatened you with that too and I always come good on my threats....now shush or I'll delete it and block you again | |||
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"I got really annoyed trying to make a call on my mobile, no matter how many times I dialed it just wouldnt ring. Turns out i was tring to ring from the calculator on my phone "I'd be soooo frustrated!!! Quite an epic fail and I'm not admitting to ever having done this to (I mic dropped my phone when I realised) 8.9/10 | |||
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"You unblocked me
I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake
And you fabbed a photo
I threatened you with that too and I always come good on my threats....now shush or I'll delete it and block you again "Make me | |||
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"Put my prescription in at doctors on monday ,went to collect at chemist but no they haven't got it yet ,phoned doctors up ,best exscuse yet ,oh we had a new computer put in yesterday, the receptionist said they will sort it and call back ,no call back,so all weekend i have no diabetic medication...i need to change my gp "Oh fuck! Your doctors wins!!!! Hope you either get it sorted or last out OK till they do. Can you get an emergency script? | |||
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"You unblocked me
I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake
And you fabbed a photo
I threatened you with that too and I always come good on my threats....now shush or I'll delete it and block you again
Make me
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"I said love you to my boss as I was hanging up the phone today after calling about something I needed to sort out. "Was that a confession or a mistake though? 4/10 but bonus points if you do it again the next time you speak to them I double dare you hahaaa | |||
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"You unblocked me
I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake
And you fabbed a photo
I threatened you with that too and I always come good on my threats....now shush or I'll delete it and block you again
Make me
I dont 'make' anyone do anything....now where was that fab!"*hides the pic* | |||
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"You unblocked me
I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake
And you fabbed a photo
I threatened you with that too and I always come good on my threats....now shush or I'll delete it and block you again
Make me
I dont 'make' anyone do anything....now where was that fab!
*hides the pic*"Too slow, fab removed and blocked again | |||
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"Dropped an egg. Carried on making a cake thinking I'll pick it up after I do my mixing. 5 mins later... Stood in the egg. " Now if there was metal in that egg then you would have had no excuse whatsoever, the fact you're not really an X-men mutant is a slight excuse. Please tell me you were barefoot too hahaa 6.7/10 | |||
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"A patient expressed surprise at how quickly I'd x-rayed his pelvis and hip. My brain: Explain how you appreciate that, even though he chose that option, it's undignified to be lying on a table in your underpants rather than a gown, so I try to minimise the time he's in that position by working quickly. My mouth: Well, I don't hang around when a man's got his trousers down... Wtf, mouth? " One can only surmise that you have a great line of innuendo for finding fuckery friends in all walks of life 7.3/10 | |||
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"I managed to get through the day without doing anything stupid
Yesterday I rubbed sweet chilli marinade in my eye though.
Fail for today but fucking ouch!
I like pain but leave my eyes alone!!!!
Only a 4/10 because you got the day wrong, if you go and do it again now I'll award you a 9.5/10 "How about marmalade instead? | |||
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"Dropped an egg. Carried on making a cake thinking I'll pick it up after I do my mixing. 5 mins later... Stood in the egg. Now if there was metal in that egg then you would have had no excuse whatsoever, the fact you're not really an X-men mutant is a slight excuse. Please tell me you were barefoot too hahaa 6.7/10 "Haha if only. And no, i was in my slippers, had to throw them in the washing machine. | |||
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"Got my headset cable wrapped around my foot and nearly pulled a cup of coffee over my PC Only a few weeks ago i did the same thing and pulled the whole PC off my desk so it came crashing about 3 ft to the floor" Please tell me you did this for a work zoom meeting with the same people both times, 6.8/10 | |||
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"I managed to get through the day without doing anything stupid
Yesterday I rubbed sweet chilli marinade in my eye though.
Fail for today but fucking ouch!
I like pain but leave my eyes alone!!!!
Only a 4/10 because you got the day wrong, if you go and do it again now I'll award you a 9.5/10
How about marmalade instead?"With video proof I'd award 8.1/10
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"Got my headset cable wrapped around my foot and nearly pulled a cup of coffee over my PC Only a few weeks ago i did the same thing and pulled the whole PC off my desk so it came crashing about 3 ft to the floor Please tell me you did this for a work zoom meeting with the same people both times, 6.8/10 "Thankfully no lol! The time i pulled it off the desk though i was on Discord talking to a friend, he just heard a massive smash and everything went silent. He thought i had fallen off my chair and knocked myself out or something. Serves me right for getting excited about remembering i still had sweets at 2am | |||
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"I said love you to my boss as I was hanging up the phone today after calling about something I needed to sort out.
Was that a confession or a mistake though? 4/10 but bonus points if you do it again the next time you speak to them I double dare you hahaaa"Ewww no that's like fancying my brother | |||
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"I said love you to my boss as I was hanging up the phone today after calling about something I needed to sort out.
Was that a confession or a mistake though? 4/10 but bonus points if you do it again the next time you speak to them I double dare you hahaaa
Ewww no that's like fancying my brother "I'm still daring you to do it again though | |||
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"You unblocked me
I told you I was going to.....was that my mistake
And you fabbed a photo
I threatened you with that too and I always come good on my threats....now shush or I'll delete it and block you again
Make me
I dont 'make' anyone do anything....now where was that fab!
*hides the pic*
Too slow, fab removed and blocked again "Awww  | |||
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"Yeah I can top today, just sent my mam a screenshot with someone sending me a dirty message on WhatsApp on it "After your last one and now this.....I'm biting my tongue here. I think you could possibly have won this today | |||
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"Yeah I can top today, just sent my mam a screenshot with someone sending me a dirty message on WhatsApp on it
After your last one and now this.....I'm biting my tongue here.
I think you could possibly have won this today "Tomorrow is gonna be interesting that's for sure.... He needs his big cock looking after does he | |||
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"Yeah I can top today, just sent my mam a screenshot with someone sending me a dirty message on WhatsApp on it
After your last one and now this.....I'm biting my tongue here.
I think you could possibly have won this today
Tomorrow is gonna be interesting that's for sure.... He needs his big cock looking after does he "Should make for an interesting chat thats for sure | |||
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"Yeah I can top today, just sent my mam a screenshot with someone sending me a dirty message on WhatsApp on it
After your last one and now this.....I'm biting my tongue here.
I think you could possibly have won this today
Tomorrow is gonna be interesting that's for sure.... He needs his big cock looking after does he
Should make for an interesting chat thats for sure "Luckily she's cool and more than likely the question will be well let's see it then | |||
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