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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK so being a singlie had lots going for it; independence, autonomy, living by your own rules, yada yada yada.

BUT what a pain in the arsenal changing a king size duvet cover on your own!

They never mentioned that in the divorce settlement!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"what a pain in the arsenal changing a king size duvet cover on your own!

"

Being tall not had a problem doing that..

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Having to cook dinner every night is a chore as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only 5'2". I have to stand on the bed to do it and shake the cover and duvet over the edge.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Im only 5'2". I have to stand on the bed to do it and shake the cover and duvet over the edge."

Do you have stairs?

I'm 5ft 8 and I used to do it on the bed too.

I've downsized to a double duvet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im only 5'2". I have to stand on the bed to do it and shake the cover and duvet over the edge.

Do you have stairs?

I'm 5ft 8 and I used to do it on the bed too.

I've downsized to a double duvet now."

I have stairs. I hadn't thought of that!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You need to do the burrito method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!"

But my duvet slit is not full length! It snags on the sides!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!"

That's what I do. On the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!

But my duvet slit is not full length! It snags on the sides!"

Then shake it off, shake it off, shake shake shake, shake it off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!

That's what I do. On the bed "

Shortarse! I do it standing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!"

Never let go of your puppets. I've sewn googly eyes on the outside tops of all my duvets now.

Every chore is better with friends.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

This isn’t only a single person problem, in almost 30 years together my husband has never changed a duvet cover alone and has probably only ever helped me 3 times. It’s stressful enough just watching him put a pillow in the case.

Lou x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Im only 5'2". I have to stand on the bed to do it and shake the cover and duvet over the edge.

Do you have stairs?

I'm 5ft 8 and I used to do it on the bed too.

I've downsized to a double duvet now.

I have stairs. I hadn't thought of that!"

I don't get the stairs thing?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!"

This is what I do

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!"

This is how I do it and I'm nearly a fully certified "little person"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This isn’t only a single person problem, in almost 30 years together my husband has never changed a duvet cover alone and has probably only ever helped me 3 times. It’s stressful enough just watching him put a pillow in the case.

Lou x "

I got pillows perfected now!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Im only 5'2". I have to stand on the bed to do it and shake the cover and duvet over the edge.

Do you have stairs?

I'm 5ft 8 and I used to do it on the bed too.

I've downsized to a double duvet now.

I have stairs. I hadn't thought of that!

I don't get the stairs thing? "

People are not talk enough to hold the duvet high enough to shake it down, so shake it down the stairs so the floor doesn't get in the way.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I confess, I'm considering abandoning the duvet and going back to a load of blankets for this exact reason.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

And all those other man jobs. Cleaning the gutters, putting the bins out, brushing up the yard, mending the gate, putting the shelf up......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep better on the sofa with a blanket, the bed and duvet are ornaments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had this problem

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"Im only 5'2". I have to stand on the bed to do it and shake the cover and duvet over the edge.

Do you have stairs?

I'm 5ft 8 and I used to do it on the bed too.

I've downsized to a double duvet now.

I have stairs. I hadn't thought of that!"

To get on the bed?

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"Turn the cover inside out put your arms in and make puppets from the bottom corners to grab the bottom corners of the duvet, hold and shake the cover over the duvet, raing your arms to shake ot all down and preto, one duvet, corners in the right place, ready to button up!

This is how I do it and I'm nearly a fully certified "little person""

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"This isn’t only a single person problem, in almost 30 years together my husband has never changed a duvet cover alone and has probably only ever helped me 3 times. It’s stressful enough just watching him put a pillow in the case.

Lou x

I got pillows perfected now!"

Nobody likes a show off!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"OK so being a singlie had lots going for it; independence, autonomy, living by your own rules, yada yada yada.

BUT what a pain in the arsenal changing a king size duvet cover on your own!

They never mentioned that in the divorce settlement!"

Oh my fucking god OP....you are such a pretend wannabe woman if you can't change a duvet cover in under 90 seconds no matter what kind of tiny opening it has.

Remove that make up right now, you should be ashamed of yourself.

(Flounce off the thread after doing 2 king-size quilts today in less than 60seconds for both)

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