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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My birthday is coming up and since I'll be 27, I am now accepting applications for my first ever FFFFFFFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFFFFF

You may be wondering how will I be able to please these many women...

Well I won't, it's my birthday and it will be your job to please me

I'm thinking blowjob train for started but I'm happy to take suggestions

Please attach a face and booty pic to your message with the title, "Please choose me Mr Morningstar"

Oh and good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now form an orderly queue ladies

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *onk and NunCouple
over a year ago

Grimsby

10 out of 10 for trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. With that many other women I won't even need to take my cardi or slippers off. And they can make me a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. With that many other women I won't even need to take my cardi or slippers off. And they can make me a sandwich. "

Post of the day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do it another day? I have a headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we do it another day? I have a headache."

Would you like a foot rub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1 person has already been disqualified! Ladies please make sure to adhere to the rules, this is a prestigious event and the competition is very tough

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Isn't this like your 3rd birthday in the past year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we do it another day? I have a headache.

Would you like a foot rub?"

Yes please. And some hot chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 person has already been disqualified! Ladies please make sure to adhere to the rules, this is a prestigious event and the competition is very tough "

Was that me?

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

But I thought you only meet 1 on 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we do it another day? I have a headache.

Would you like a foot rub?

Yes please. And some hot chocolate."

It started with a kiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't this like your 3rd birthday in the past year? "

I have 3 birthdays,

1st when becoming an angel

2nd when becoming the devil

3rd when becoming the almighty...booty eater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we do it another day? I have a headache.

Would you like a foot rub?

Yes please. And some hot chocolate.

It started with a kiss."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we do it another day? I have a headache.

Would you like a foot rub?

Yes please. And some hot chocolate.

It started with a kiss."

Perfect

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By *ony2269Man
over a year ago

Radcliffe

Can I come too? In case there are any ladies feeling left out at the end?

I can bring the sandwiches.

P.s. loving the posts and everyone’s sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 person has already been disqualified! Ladies please make sure to adhere to the rules, this is a prestigious event and the competition is very tough

Was that me? "

I'm afraid if you had applied and not received a ticket number the message may have been lost by my PA, you can file a request for reapplication during the businesses hours Monday to Sunday between 0:00 am and 11:59pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 person has already been disqualified! Ladies please make sure to adhere to the rules, this is a prestigious event and the competition is very tough

Was that me? "

It was me...

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Isn't this like your 3rd birthday in the past year?

I have 3 birthdays,

1st when becoming an angel

2nd when becoming the devil

3rd when becoming the almighty...booty eater."

Ill skip the angel birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 person has already been disqualified! Ladies please make sure to adhere to the rules, this is a prestigious event and the competition is very tough

Was that me?

I'm afraid if you had applied and not received a ticket number the message may have been lost by my PA, you can file a request for reapplication during the businesses hours Monday to Sunday between 0:00 am and 11:59pm."

No, it's ok ta.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

So, basically, it's a coffee morning with you wanking in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27 is a special number so if I have a chance I'd like to apply

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

It’s your birthday again

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By *irtyDianaHWWoman
over a year ago

Swansea


"So, basically, it's a coffee morning with you wanking in the corner.

"

Best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My birthday is coming up and since I'll be 27, I am now accepting applications for my first ever FFFFFFFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFFFFF

You may be wondering how will I be able to please these many women...

Well I won't, it's my birthday and it will be your job to please me

I'm thinking blowjob train for started but I'm happy to take suggestions

Please attach a face and booty pic to your message with the title, "Please choose me Mr Morningstar"

Oh and good luck "

I love the fact you've actually put 26 F in that and have 13 either side of you.

I'm guessing you're a dam good repeater and don't roll over and snore after just once.

Fair play.

I'm just going to sit back and watch 26 women sign up to this. I wonder if it'll happen before comment 175.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am up for this but only if we can do it in your local fish and chip shop at around 5pm on a Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, Lucifer wasn't even born though?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"So, basically, it's a coffee morning with you wanking in the corner.

"

Totally spat my coffee out

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By *riginalsbCouple
over a year ago

Newport

What's the criteria for selection

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I guess everyone gets one wish on their birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My birthday is coming up and since I'll be 27, I am now accepting applications for my first ever FFFFFFFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFFFFF

You may be wondering how will I be able to please these many women...

Well I won't, it's my birthday and it will be your job to please me

I'm thinking blowjob train for started but I'm happy to take suggestions

Please attach a face and booty pic to your message with the title, "Please choose me Mr Morningstar"

Oh and good luck "

Lol I'd love to just watch this. Ambitious and cheeky fecker, OP! Mrs x

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