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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Fabbers,

Police have cordoned off a car park next to my office, after a body was found yesterday. Done my bit to offer tea/coffee to the officers guarding the area, they're a wee bit cold just standing around.

The new female officer is kind of cute though. Not much I can do about it under the circumstances but I offered her the last chocolate digestive, whilst the lads were offered plain ones. They knew the score.

I'm hoping that might swing it for me...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only a choccy bickie were all it took

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I would have thought they had more pressing matters at hand than biscuits but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have thought they had more pressing matters at hand than biscuits but hey ho "

More important than chocolate digestives? See, that's what ha gone wrong with society!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sounds like standards are getting higher, how's a guy to keep up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

10 here yesterday + forensics. Just 3 here today preserving the scene until a decision is made later today.

I am ex-Police, and I know they'd appreciate a cuppa. It's not a lot of effort really to show some appreciation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 here yesterday + forensics. Just 3 here today preserving the scene until a decision is made later today.

I am ex-Police, and I know they'd appreciate a cuppa. It's not a lot of effort really to show some appreciation."

Fair play

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house


"10 here yesterday + forensics. Just 3 here today preserving the scene until a decision is made later today.

I am ex-Police, and I know they'd appreciate a cuppa. It's not a lot of effort really to show some appreciation."

Take her some dirty refs, that should do it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Poor dead person

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Arrange biscuits into a rude manner on tray viscounts and mini fingers ideal

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