FabSwingers.com forum: Cock size vs shoe size

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“You know what they say, big shoes big....”

I think this is bollocks, but let’s find out.

Gents, what’s your shoe size and cock size?

Does a lady with big feet have a bigger vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look.

Size 9 - just over 9 inches.

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

You mean thats not how to measure shoes? No wonder I allways get chucked out the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes size9 never measured my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 10, never measured my cock either. Why would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er no i dont think so

Size 12 and just under six inches when hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet are 9.5 and I’m rounded off like ActionMan, hope this helps in your research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 9 or 10

I’ve never felt any need to measure myself but I can say with certainty that it is nowhere near 9 inches let alone 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Size 10/11

8 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute bollocks. I'm size 10 and just under 7". Lies all lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe size is 11

Cock size 8in.

Il leave you to wonder which smells cheesy!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

I have just the thing to stick inside

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Definitely not true, my feet are size 12 and my todger is just over average. Or about 3 inches smaller than the average on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

I have just the thing to stick inside

Not one of those cold metal tape measures

. That could sting if you pressed that red button by mistake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite small feet uk size 7.5-8.

There is a nice symmetry with my cock which is about the same in inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

. On it!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

I have just the thing to stick inside

Not one of those cold metal tape measures

. That could sting if you pressed that red button by mistake!"

But think of the boing video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

I have just the thing to stick inside

Not one of those cold metal tape measures

. That could sting if you pressed that red button by mistake!

But think of the boing video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a uk size 9 and my golden pip is quiet sensational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

. On it!"

Pics or it didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

. On it!

Pics or it didn’t happen

It went as far as the Netflix button if that helps

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

. On it!"

I require pics as proof or you can show me in person at the all female orgy when lockdown ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

. On it!

Pics or it didn’t happen

It went as far as the Netflix button if that helps "

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By *tairwayToHeavenMan
over a year ago

Thurles

Between a 10 and an 11 shoe size but my cock is 8" long... So not really sure what to think about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

. On it!

I require pics as proof or you can show me in person at the all female orgy when lockdown ends

Oh yes! I’ll show you in person

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

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By *ickJONESMan
over a year ago

chester

Size 10 feet

8 inch cock

Girthy cock, normal width feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 11 feet 7" cock

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Whys everyone smaller feet than me lol.

Size 11/12 shoes

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Size 11uk

Just over 9"

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys you not supposed to measure your cock from your bum hole, is not where it’s starts. Haha

10”dicks

UK average size is about 6”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 11 feet

Cock is 18

(Cm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet 7 inches cock ? But never measured it.But not had a complaint yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size seven n 6"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a look.

Size 9 - just over 9 inches."

By that math I'd be 11 inches, think I've been robbed

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

I have just the thing to stick inside

Not one of those cold metal tape measures

. That could sting if you pressed that red button by mistake!"

Even funnier than the Netflix comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 10 feet and a peanut sized todger, no correlation at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 5 mans

Size 6 woman’s

And the other thing I will keep to my self as I don’t like to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 8 and seven and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Do you need a hand or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 5 mans

Size 6 woman’s

And the other thing I will keep to my self as I don’t like to say "

Super jealous tbh! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 5 mans

Size 6 woman’s

And the other thing I will keep to my self as I don’t like to say

Super jealous tbh! haha

I know must be hard have big feet as woman’s normal shoe sizes don’t go up that far I got real lucky in that department lol

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Size 10 feet, distinctly average size endowment..

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Size 8

5 n half inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 10 feet, 6” cock (measured on the top, not underneath and from between my shoulder blades as per Fab standard).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got two feet

Wide fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean thats not how to measure shoes? No wonder I allways get chucked out the shop

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lmfao

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My feet are bigger than the length of a Mayfair magazine and my cock is the same size as XXL can of Lynx

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By *ohnny3333Man
over a year ago

fleetwood

All wrong im size 16 shoe size lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Both the size of a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 10 shoe

6 inches when hard

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

Grab a sky remote or a can of monster, insert and measure whats still poking out

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Big shoes = big socks =big feet

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By *avidgeorge68Man
over a year ago

wakefield

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

You have to use a tongue for that!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

At a guess I'd say my shoes are too big for my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 13 shoe. 9" long and over 5" thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At a guess I'd say my shoes are too big for my cock.

. That did make me laugh chunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.5 D shoe, 6” x 5.25” cock

If you wondering why my shoe size is so specific I asked them in Clarke’s as I was struggling to find shoes to fit. They wouldn’t measure my cock though.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"7.5 D shoe, 6” x 5.25” cock

If you wondering why my shoe size is so specific I asked them in Clarke’s as I was struggling to find shoes to fit. They wouldn’t measure my cock though."

They only do that on Tuesday mornings in my local Clark's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size UK 9 never measure my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 7. Whereabouts do I start when I’m measuring my vagina?

The submarine museum has a sonar you could borrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 8 shoes and 6 1/2 cock,but have big balls so can give a damn good bollocking

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By *hropSpiceMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

Size 8 shoe and just shy of 8" penis.... smaller feet and larger cock than average here maybe

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

8.5

I'll leave the size order to you.....

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Forget inches, place a sock over erect penis or inside tupence,,,,,

Verruca sock

Sports sock

Suit sock

Rugby sock

And ofcourse fishing wayders

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Is there any truth in the,, wrist to fold in elbow equates to approx cock size saying,,????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any truth in the,, wrist to fold in elbow equates to approx cock size saying,,???? "

That’s for the size of your foot I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any truth in the,, wrist to fold in elbow equates to approx cock size saying,,????

That’s for the size of your foot I believe "

afaik the one for dick size is if you make your thumb and finger into an L.

Thats about right for mine atleast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a size 9

Who'd like a cock pic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a bloke I do believe my feet are kinda small

For a bloke I do believe my cock is rather big so this crack is anyone's guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They need one of those measurers like you used to get in Clarks as a kid with the sliding end and tape measure around for girth

I have wide feet with strong arches,js

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read somewhere that the measurement from thumb to finger is the size of the dick

I have tried this and they do both measure up to around 8"

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Is there any truth in the,, wrist to fold in elbow equates to approx cock size saying,,????

That’s for the size of your foot I believe

afaik the one for dick size is if you make your thumb and finger into an L.

Thats about right for mine atleast"
is that not hello in Hawaii lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only fuck with the cock we got

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

Euro size 43. Does that mean I should be 43cm or 43mm?

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"Can only fuck with the cock we got "

Or shoe. Apparently.

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By *ealdealMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Size 13, im just about 7 inches

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dicks size 6 shoe

And is around 8 ins

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course "

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Ed wears a size 9.5 shoes, we haven’t measured his cock properly but I reckon it would just about fit in his shoes. I do know his feet are the same size as his inner forearm though, as are most peoples.. interesting fact.

Lou x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol"

I think women are honest with that though aren’t they? Dunno. Never really thought about lying about my boob size lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol

I think women are honest with that though aren’t they? Dunno. Never really thought about lying about my boob size lol "

I never lie about my cock - its big enough to hit the back of a woman's throat. Lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course "

This would be helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol"

At least there's a necessity for knowing boob measurements. It's ideal to know for buying bras apparently.

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Shoe size 8.5-9

Cock never measured,dont see the point .Not like i can ask for a new one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ed wears a size 9.5 shoes, we haven’t measured his cock properly but I reckon it would just about fit in his shoes. I do know his feet are the same size as his inner forearm though, as are most peoples.. interesting fact.

Lou x "

Yep its called the Human Body Ratio and is linked with the Vitruvian Man image by Leonardo da Vinci from what i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 13....well you don't build a palace on small foundations...but not a chance.....thought cock size was thumb to tip of index finger when you make a gun sign????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol

At least there's a necessity for knowing boob measurements. It's ideal to know for buying bras apparently. "

Oh that’s why people ask. They want to buy me a nice bra. Bless

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol

At least there's a necessity for knowing boob measurements. It's ideal to know for buying bras apparently.

Oh that’s why people ask. They want to buy me a nice bra. Bless

You need a blue one.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol

At least there's a necessity for knowing boob measurements. It's ideal to know for buying bras apparently.

Oh that’s why people ask. They want to buy me a nice bra. Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol

At least there's a necessity for knowing boob measurements. It's ideal to know for buying bras apparently.

Oh that’s why people ask. They want to buy me a nice bra. Bless

You need a blue one.

I do! My aqua one wasn’t blue enough for you if I remember rightly!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"They need one of those measurers like you used to get in Clarks as a kid with the sliding end and tape measure around for girth

I have wide feet with strong arches,js

I actually have one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 9, you can see from my profile

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m happy to set up a cock measuring service

Purely for research purposes of course

Nora's cock measuring services are available.

Maybe I should record them all somewhere on fab then people can’t exaggerate

Next to the list of boob sizes - another regularly asked question. Lol

At least there's a necessity for knowing boob measurements. It's ideal to know for buying bras apparently.

Oh that’s why people ask. They want to buy me a nice bra. Bless

You need a blue one.

I do! My aqua one wasn’t blue enough for you if I remember rightly!"

I may need a reminder, but more blue bras can't be a bad thing.

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By *ayTTV/TS
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Tiny feet, tiny cock

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