FabSwingers.com forum: I have left over Custard!!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana. Banana and custard is lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam Rolly polly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was pre or post covid times I would say pore on all over fab then lick it off them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Banana. Banana and custard is lush

I haven't had that in years , a great opening suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana. Banana and custard is lush

I haven't had that in years , a great opening suggestion

Why thank you kind sir

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Nothing....I love custard hot or cold by itself.

Over 2 fig rolls then bang in microwave for a min or so. MrD introduced me to this...damn it is gud!@

MsD x

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Stewed apples

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jam Rolly polly xx"

It is fucking lush but that's what i had with the first half of the carton . But i agree it is orgasmic

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Apple pie...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nothing....I love custard hot or cold by itself.

Over 2 fig rolls then bang in microwave for a min or so. MrD introduced me to this...damn it is gud!@

MsD x"

I have had the small custard pot thingies before on their own yes . Was nice to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

NotSoPosh!

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By *he MuffinmanMan
over a year ago

West Gloucestershire

"Banana. Banana and custard is lush

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Stewed apples"

In a Pie I assume

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Jam Rolly polly xx"

YES YES YES

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Nothing....I love custard hot or cold by itself.

Over 2 fig rolls then bang in microwave for a min or so. MrD introduced me to this...damn it is gud!@

MsD x"

This i will try, however as I am greedy it would be 3 fig rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

NotSoPosh!

Haha yeah this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Apple pie...

A Classic

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By *he MuffinmanMan
over a year ago

West Gloucestershire

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

Rhubarb crumble...... Makes you rumble.... Apple tart makes you gaseous lol

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nothing....I love custard hot or cold by itself.

Over 2 fig rolls then bang in microwave for a min or so. MrD introduced me to this...damn it is gud!@

MsD x

I have had the small custard pot thingies before on their own yes . Was nice to be fair

I usee to bug my mam when I was younger to buy me the flavoured custard pots. Yummo.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Well if Oliver was right it should be cold jelly....

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By *opknightMan
over a year ago

uttoxeter

Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

Bakewell tart or a jam sponge

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

Bakewell tart or a jam sponge "

Jam Sponge is a good option yes

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Please please donuts with custard , oh please do it, choose donuts with custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing....I love custard hot or cold by itself.

Over 2 fig rolls then bang in microwave for a min or so. MrD introduced me to this...damn it is gud!@

MsD x"

Gotta try that. In a restaurant that would be:

"Deconstructed warm fig tart with creme anglaise" 4.8

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nothing....I love custard hot or cold by itself.

Over 2 fig rolls then bang in microwave for a min or so. MrD introduced me to this...damn it is gud!@

MsD x

I have had the small custard pot thingies before on their own yes . Was nice to be fair

I usee to bug my mam when I was younger to buy me the flavoured custard pots. Yummo. "

I remember them . I'm boring I only liked the original ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mcvities ginger cake.

Hot cake cold custard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Please please donuts with custard , oh please do it, choose donuts with custard

Donuts with Custard inside yes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A nice big pair of tits

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A nice big pair of tits

That's perverted mister

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Please please donuts with custard , oh please do it, choose donuts with custard

Donuts with Custard inside yes

Yes please

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A nice big pair of tits

That's perverted mister

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prunes, I spotted some in Aldi the other day and wish I’d picked them up x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A nice big pair of tits

That's perverted mister

I won't offer mine up then.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A bowl of fresh fruit salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

Me, then lick it off!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

Me, then lick it off!

Can I just go and buy custard?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Sticky toffee pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salted caramel apple crumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actual suggestion- use digestive biscuits as an edible "spoon", I have done this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a jacuzzi? There was a documentary a couple of years ago that involved custard

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Sticky toffee pudding

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with salted caramel sauce and custard

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

In non covid times I would nominate Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love custard with anything and have been having some cravings for it for the past few weeks.

So I bought some of the small low fat pots last week and a bag of crumble topping and have made rhubarb crumble and crumble with tinned apricots.

To stop me eating too much I portioned it up and froze it so can have it when I want. The apricot crumble was surprisingly good hot.

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Pour it over left over buttered bread. As a few choc buttons and sprinkle some sugar over the top. You’ve got bread and butter pudding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warmed jam filled donut...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Heat it gently with a square of two of chocolate and a sprinkling of coffee powder. When it's all melted together pour it over two of more large scoops of vanilla ice cream. If you have any double cream you could stir that in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so I know it’s almost February but I’m still in love with the little Christmas puddings - your custard all over one would be immense

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bread pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so I know it’s almost February but I’m still in love with the little Christmas puddings - your custard all over one would be immense

*some

“Your”?!? ... oh my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TRIFLE!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I want to know how I got dragged into this?!

I wasn't even here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I want to know how I got dragged into this?!

I wasn't even here

No idea lol.

But apparently you're getting Custard all over ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sticky toffee pudding

Are you serving it ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thankyou for all your suggestions, too many to answer individually , all appreciated

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want to know how I got dragged into this?!

I wasn't even here

No idea lol.

But apparently you're getting Custard all over ya

That reminds me of the first ever message I got on the fishy app when I joined that.... someone wanted to pour custard all over my wobbly bits. He never answered my health and safety based questions about whether it was to be heated or not.....

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Sharks

Personally I like this. Or poured over any living creature. Recreate Noel Edmonds Roadshow or other similar 80s/90s gunging.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Eat it with a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana. Banana and custard is lush

I was just going to say this.

If you have a little bit of Brown sugar sprinkle over on top of the custard and put onto the grill for 3 minutes.

You can all thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're feeling healthy then a fruit salad!!

I used to love it with tinned peaches in syrup.

If you want to naughty then a great big slice of chocolate cake.

I love custard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a bowl cold - and dip biscuits in it

Preferably those Foxes crunch ones

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Apple strudel

Stewed apple

Sticky toffee

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

rhubarb crumble, jam roly poly is my fav but your already had that

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By *melfCouple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Artic roll. If not already been mentioned.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sploshing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I want to know how I got dragged into this?!

I wasn't even here

No idea lol.

But apparently you're getting Custard all over ya

It wont be on you for long anyway

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want to know how I got dragged into this?!

I wasn't even here

No idea lol.

But apparently you're getting Custard all over ya

It wont be on you for long anyway

There will be no custard wearing. Custard is for eating. Not wearing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Banana. Banana and custard is lush

I was just going to say this.

If you have a little bit of Brown sugar sprinkle over on top of the custard and put onto the grill for 3 minutes.

You can all thank me later

Oooh that does sound lush

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you're feeling healthy then a fruit salad!!

I used to love it with tinned peaches in syrup.

If you want to naughty then a great big slice of chocolate cake.

I love custard!! "

I prefer the Chocolate Cake option

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Put it in a bowl cold - and dip biscuits in it

Preferably those Foxes crunch ones

This one I've never done but I'm willing to give it a go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Apple strudel

Stewed apple

Sticky toffee"

Sticky Toffee oh yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"rhubarb crumble, jam roly poly is my fav but your already had that

Rhubarb Crumble

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Artic roll. If not already been mentioned. "

Blimey not had that in years

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I want to know how I got dragged into this?!

I wasn't even here

No idea lol.

But apparently you're getting Custard all over ya

It wont be on you for long anyway

There will be no custard wearing. Custard is for eating. Not wearing.

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard is a creamy yellow hug in a bowl.

After becoming obsessed with the 10th Doctor my youngest demanded fishfingers to dip in his custard. It was nice apparently

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Custard is a creamy yellow hug in a bowl.

After becoming obsessed with the 10th Doctor my youngest demanded fishfingers to dip in his custard. It was nice apparently

Erm... Erm ...

I'll give that one a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chug! Chug! Chug!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sausage

Pervert

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sausage

One track mind you have

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sausage

Pervert

Says little miss Angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok not for everyone I guess cold tinned or carton custard with muslie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Custard is a creamy yellow hug in a bowl.

After becoming obsessed with the 10th Doctor my youngest demanded fishfingers to dip in his custard. It was nice apparently

Erm... Erm ...

I'll give that one a miss

The same child ate peanut butter and ham, not jam, sandwiches for a year. I pity the person who marries him when he grows up.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Chug! Chug! Chug!"

I dont think Ivor the Engine will fit in my bowl sadly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok not for everyone I guess cold tinned or carton custard with muslie "

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage

Pervert

Grumps and NSP I had a mate at school who like to put sausages in his custard in the school canteen. He loved it, especially if it was the real treat of pink custard. You’re the ones with the gutter minds

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Custard is a creamy yellow hug in a bowl.

After becoming obsessed with the 10th Doctor my youngest demanded fishfingers to dip in his custard. It was nice apparently

Erm... Erm ...

I'll give that one a miss

The same child ate peanut butter and ham, not jam, sandwiches for a year. I pity the person who marries him when he grows up."

Haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sausage

Pervert

Not Me dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok not for everyone I guess cold tinned or carton custard with muslie

Oh yes!"
nice to find a fellow admirer thought I was a bit wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those big soft supermarket chocolate chip cookies warmed with cold custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starving now you bastards

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

You lot are savages

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok not for everyone I guess cold tinned or carton custard with muslie

Oh yes!nice to find a fellow admirer thought I was a bit wierd"

I'm so sorry to tell you.... me agreeing with you doesn't mean you're not weird....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok not for everyone I guess cold tinned or carton custard with muslie

Oh yes!nice to find a fellow admirer thought I was a bit wierd

I'm so sorry to tell you.... me agreeing with you doesn't mean you're not weird....

"
good to know I’m still wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam roley poly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only place custard should be is on an apple crumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

I have no idea of the concept of left over custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as lube.. A wank and a delicious snack afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use it as lube.. A wank and a delicious snack afterwards "

Oh yellow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 funnel

1 water balloon and fill with custard

The next person that knocks your door gets it in the face

Then slam the door

That's entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 funnel

1 water balloon and fill with custard

The next person that knocks your door gets it in the face

Then slam the door

That's entertainment

x "

I love The Jam.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Apple crumble! With custard is awesome!

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By *ondon MikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

Jaffa cakes, but they have to be the real orange mcvities ones otherwise the cheap chocolate melts on the own brand ones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is this thread still going .

I had the Custard yesterday guys

But thankyou

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Sticky toffee pudding

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By *ondon MikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

"Is this thread still going .

I had the Custard yesterday guys

But thankyou

We're locked down, bored, and hungry! Lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this thread still going .

I had the Custard yesterday guys

But thankyou

We're locked down, bored, and hungry! Lol"

Well yes . Although I've just eaten me dinner so I'm currently hungry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Is this thread still going .

I had the Custard yesterday guys

But thankyou

With what?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this thread still going .

I had the Custard yesterday guys

But thankyou

With what?"

Treacle Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t understand. What’s leftover custard?

The can opens. The can empties. Empty can goes in the bin. The custard goes in me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don’t understand. What’s leftover custard?

The can opens. The can empties. Empty can goes in the bin. The custard goes in me."

It was a big carton jobby .

I'm not that greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand. What’s leftover custard?

The can opens. The can empties. Empty can goes in the bin. The custard goes in me.

It was a big carton jobby .

I'm not that greedy

Cartons aren’t thaaaat big ... lightweight

It’s totally your fault I’ve been craving custard for two days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand. What’s leftover custard?

The can opens. The can empties. Empty can goes in the bin. The custard goes in me.

It was a big carton jobby .

I'm not that greedy

That’s not lack of greed, it’s lack of commitment and respect to the glory of custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy thread resurrection batman!!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

If its that nasty tinned stuff from Ambrosia ... bin it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

If its that nasty tinned stuff from Ambrosia ... bin it!

Have you been doing a forum search on custard....?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cold custard, left in the fridge overnight -

It's delicious -

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Bake an apple and pour it over. Dusting of cinammon and mmmmm

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Dilemma here ....

I have half a carton of Custard left that needs using tonight, so suggestions please on what I should pour it onto later and you fine people can help me decide

If its that nasty tinned stuff from Ambrosia ... bin it!

Oh ffs you

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I could offer me tits

is that helps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I could offer me tits

is that helps

This wins .. End of ( very old ) thread

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I could offer me tits

is that helps

This wins .. End of ( very old ) thread

Old custard so

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I could offer me tits

is that helps

This wins .. End of ( very old ) thread

Old custard so

Yeah so skip the Custard and I'll go straight to the tits please

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I could offer me tits

is that helps

This wins .. End of ( very old ) thread

Old custard so

Yeah so skip the Custard and I'll go straight to the tits please

handle with care

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I could offer me tits

is that helps

This wins .. End of ( very old ) thread

Old custard so

Yeah so skip the Custard and I'll go straight to the tits please

handle with care

Who said anything about hands

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I could offer me tits

is that helps

This wins .. End of ( very old ) thread

Old custard so

Yeah so skip the Custard and I'll go straight to the tits please

handle with care

Who said anything about hands

cheeky fecker

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What are you pouring it on? Surely who

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I could offer me tits

is that helps

This wins .. End of ( very old ) thread

Old custard so

Yeah so skip the Custard and I'll go straight to the tits please

handle with care

Who said anything about hands

cheeky fecker

Always

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What are you pouring it on? Surely who "

I forgot it roughly 3 years ago

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What are you pouring it on? Surely who

I forgot it roughly 3 years ago

It will definitely be lumpy

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"What are you pouring it on? Surely who

I forgot it roughly 3 years ago

It will definitely be lumpy

I do like a lump or two.

couldn't resist

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What are you pouring it on? Surely who

I forgot it roughly 3 years ago

Kinky crunchy food play.

Maybe furry from mould. Yum yum

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Good for you, I'm not a fan of custard having been subjected to it a lot when i was young

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What are you pouring it on? Surely who

I forgot it roughly 3 years ago

It will definitely be lumpy

And Furry .. Not keen on Furry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What are you pouring it on? Surely who

I forgot it roughly 3 years ago

It will definitely be lumpy

I do like a lump or two.

couldn't resist

Of Sugar obvs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What are you pouring it on? Surely who

I forgot it roughly 3 years ago

Kinky crunchy food play.

Maybe furry from mould. Yum yum "

Ewww you wrongun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, left over custard?

Who EVER has left over custard?

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By * and Em AgainCouple
over a year ago

Luton

"Good for you, I'm not a fan of custard having been subjected to it a lot when i was young

Not all custards are the same though

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Crush some biscuits or soak them in a little coffee (and a bit of brandy if you like) and layer some glasses with biscuits and custard and a sprinkling of chocolate on top. Put in the fridge to set a little and you have a lovely desert.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Wait for someone to tailgate you then throw it out the car window behind you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is it solid yet?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Grumpy, by now your custard must have come alive, had little yellow children and moved into a wobbly nursing home (or been put in a trifle).

How is this still going?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did this get resurrected?!

I’ve half a carton in my fridge, gonna finish it later on a chopped up banana

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This fucking thread is never going away

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"How did this get resurrected?!

I’ve half a carton in my fridge, gonna finish it later on a chopped up banana

I hope that’s not a euphemism!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get resurrected?!

I’ve half a carton in my fridge, gonna finish it later on a chopped up banana

I hope that’s not a euphemism!!

Absolutely not! Love a bit of banana and custard

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This fucking thread is never going away

Take the custard and throw it at people. It's either a weapon or a bioweapon at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This fucking thread is never going away

Take the custard pump ot up your arse and squirt it at people. It's either a weapon or a bioweapon at this point "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This fucking thread is never going away

Take the custard pump ot up your arse and squirt it at people. It's either a weapon or a bioweapon at this point

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"How did this get resurrected?!

I’ve half a carton in my fridge, gonna finish it later on a chopped up banana

I hope that’s not a euphemism!!

Absolutely not! Love a bit of banana and custard

I can’t help it, I’m still thinking of you covering my winkie in custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did this get resurrected?!

I’ve half a carton in my fridge, gonna finish it later on a chopped up banana

Would love to pour it over your tits and lick it off

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Set fire to it.

(Surrealist suggestion)

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

This one is still going.lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This one is still going.lol"

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Did he get the fish fingers out?

Did he ever eat the custard?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

No one would do that

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

No one would do that

Says the woman with a wicked glint in here eye!!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

No one would do that

Are you sure about that?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

No one would do that

Says the woman with a wicked glint in here eye!!

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1429991

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

At least another ten to go and, then, as you say...Part 2

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

No one would do that

Don't you dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

No one would do that

Don't you dare

I have leftover custard and I’m not afraid to use it to start part two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

Maybe a "leftover rice pudding" spin-off

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"This fucking thread is never going away

Damn straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

Maybe a "leftover rice pudding" spin-off

I think that’s a great idea!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This fucking thread is never going away

Damn straight!

After the nuclear apocalypse, there will be cockroaches, Keith Richard's pickled liver, and Grumpy's 2019/20 custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

Maybe a "leftover rice pudding" spin-off

I think that’s a great idea! "

I mean, the obvious and only answer though is buy some chocolate buttons and heat that bad boy up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is still going.lol

Yep randomly..

Can we just post random shit to end it please

But then you risk some cad starting a "I have leftover custard part 2" thread

Maybe a "leftover rice pudding" spin-off

I think that’s a great idea!

I mean, the obvious and only answer though is buy some chocolate buttons and heat that bad boy up!"

Oooohhhhhh I’ve got some in the cupboard!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I mean I'm still confused at this leftover aspect... who ever has left overs left, certainly don't in this house

Tinder

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Long live the custard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I'm still confused at this leftover aspect... who ever has left overs left, certainly don't in this house

Tinder "

Forward planning

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