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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I binned more than a pack of 12 condoms as they have expired.

Some were bought when I first joined FAB nearly 3 years ago.

I have only ever bought 5 packs of 12 in all, still have 2 boxes that are unopened.

And I always provide.

This mean I only had sex for less than 24 times in 3 years.

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't knock it

I once went on holiday with 3 and came back with 6 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where did u bin them?...I dont mind them outta date

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"where did u bin them?...I dont mind them outta date"

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

check for longer expiry dates next time you stock up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive got about 150 here but i dont get them all out at once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't knock it

I once went on holiday with 3 and came back with 6 !"

pmsl now thats impressive lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just get some minced pork and make sausages

shame to waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just means you're selective when it comes to who you shag. Nothing at all wrong with that.

I keep expired condoms and use them to cover insertable toys during use, (some materials, especially silicone, can absorb smells and using condoms on them prevents this).

Of course, I do tend to use insertables a fair bit!

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By *ukkakecoupleukCouple
over a year ago

horsham

lol dont get me my lottery numbers

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just get some minced pork and make sausages

shame to waste"

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I can just imagine the look I will get from fellow campers when I take them out of the cool box to prepare a meal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think maybe I should check the dates on mine x

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"ive got about 150 here but i dont get them all out at once lol"

I would love to see the.look on the guy's face if you did...lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"just get some minced pork and make sausages

shame to waste

.

I can just imagine the look I will get from fellow campers when I take them out of the cool box to prepare a meal!

"

in a roll, give them hotdogs

think out of the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think maybe I should check the dates on mine x "

yeah right

the rate you've been at it lately, they've had to put a night shift in despatch at durex !

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think maybe I should check the dates on mine x

yeah right

the rate you've been at it lately, they've had to put a night shift in despatch at durex !"

Oh bussy my shameless flirtig says nothing about te amount of fuckery that is going on!!!! It's school hols don't u know!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well in swinging terms 24 times in 3 years is probably not the world record.

But if you look at it in vanilla land context, 24 different sexual partners for women of our age in 3 years sounds quite a lot. See not sounding quite so pathetic now .

In reality as long as you enjoyed yourself in those times, numbers don't matter or how often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I binned more than a pack of 12 condoms as they have expired.

Some were bought when I first joined FAB nearly 3 years ago.

I have only ever bought 5 packs of 12 in all, still have 2 boxes that are unopened.

And I always provide.

This mean I only had sex for less than 24 times in 3 years.

Oh dear! "

Well you will block random guys who have never even messaged you so no wonder you cant get a shag

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