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Are women really that complicated?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Or is it a myth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are but I have a friend that says he thinks we are easy to work out.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Some are but I have a friend that says he thinks we are easy to work out. "
i think we are.....but then i like being a bit complicated

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Or is it a myth? "

Only if you have a lisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some are but I have a friend that says he thinks we are easy to work out. i think we are.....but then i like being a bit complicated "

Lets face it some men struggle to open a fridge door unless it has a visible handle on the outside. I like to think we are coplex rather than complicated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only complicated until they reach maturity and find the TV remote control and then become very uncomplicated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im high maintenance does that make me complex? Or just spoilt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or is it a myth? "

Im definitely complicated in every wy and I doubt if I was a male it would of been any different.

If Someone wants to know me then they have a hard job on their hands.

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

Is that the feline side that makes you complicated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take all the sexes on their merits as people..I'd do my best never to pigeonhole anyone.It's one reason I hate alpha-male attitudes...as it most comes with a sexist/controlling outlook on women(outwith the bedroom also)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that the feline side that makes you complicated? "

If your talking to me then no Im just complicated to get to know

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im so complicated i dont understand myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take all the sexes on their merits as people..I'd do my best never to pigeonhole anyone.It's one reason I hate alpha-male attitudes...as it most comes with a sexist/controlling outlook on women(outwith the bedroom also)"

Nice one Keen I like your outlook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im so complicated i dont understand myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or is it a myth?

Im definitely complicated in every wy and I doubt if I was a male it would of been any different.

If Someone wants to know me then they have a hard job on their hands. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are an enigma.

Some are easier to work out than others but men will never truly understand them.

Men are easy to work out, full belly, empty balls and a bit of something saucy = happy chappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are an enigma.

Some are easier to work out than others but men will never truly understand them.

Men are easy to work out, full belly, empty balls and a bit of something saucy = happy chappy "

True on both parts

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm simple, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take all the sexes on their merits as people..I'd do my best never to pigeonhole anyone.It's one reason I hate alpha-male attitudes...as it most comes with a sexist/controlling outlook on women(outwith the bedroom also)"

But you are not really supposed to like an alpha male as they nearly always unnerve and intimidate other men often without realising it. Where as many women look for such men. Many are assertive opposed to controlling or that's how I see them. Sexist? Well that is more to do with the individual but surely you appreciate that as you say you take people on their merits.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Not complicated more contradictory.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Not complicated more contradictory."

Bet you're not.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Not complicated more contradictory.

Bet you're not. "

I'm not not.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I am simple

I like puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take all the sexes on their merits as people..I'd do my best never to pigeonhole anyone.It's one reason I hate alpha-male attitudes...as it most comes with a sexist/controlling outlook on women(outwith the bedroom also)

But you are not really supposed to like an alpha male as they nearly always unnerve and intimidate other men often without realising it. Where as many women look for such men. Many are assertive opposed to controlling or that's how I see them. Sexist? Well that is more to do with the individual but surely you appreciate that as you say you take people on their merits. "

entirely true, I understand the psychology of it really well...however thats where I tend to bring my experiences into the equation, and especially from past meets etc, the alpha male..(and I mean this more outwith the bedroom), is controlling to the point of being a raging jealous type.Even via fab, I have seen the same attitude from them when things arent going their way, the aggressive side comes out.I have no fear of alphas..I'm just not one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not complicated at all, just do what I say and one cannot go wrong.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I like simple things

Like laydeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its easier to wind a woman up than to make her happy if she isn't your Gf.

Wives, bosses and friends are a more difficult.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"I take all the sexes on their merits as people..I'd do my best never to pigeonhole anyone.It's one reason I hate alpha-male attitudes...as it most comes with a sexist/controlling outlook on women(outwith the bedroom also)

Nice one Keen I like your outlook "
well said!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I take all the sexes on their merits as people..I'd do my best never to pigeonhole anyone.It's one reason I hate alpha-male attitudes...as it most comes with a sexist/controlling outlook on women(outwith the bedroom also)

But you are not really supposed to like an alpha male as they nearly always unnerve and intimidate other men often without realising it. Where as many women look for such men. Many are assertive opposed to controlling or that's how I see them. Sexist? Well that is more to do with the individual but surely you appreciate that as you say you take people on their merits.

entirely true, I understand the psychology of it really well...however thats where I tend to bring my experiences into the equation, and especially from past meets etc, the alpha male..(and I mean this more outwith the bedroom), is controlling to the point of being a raging jealous type.Even via fab, I have seen the same attitude from them when things arent going their way, the aggressive side comes out.I have no fear of alphas..I'm just not one of them."
i would have to disagree there...but th8en again i would wouldnt i?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm easy....give me jubbly's and sex and i'm happy

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i'm easy....give me jubbly's and sex and i'm happy "
what flavour?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i'm easy....give me jubbly's and sex and i'm happy what flavour? "

orange or cherry

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i'm easy....give me jubbly's and sex and i'm happy what flavour?

orange or cherry "
noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not complicated more contradictory."

I think this is pretty close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope they aint complicated they only have a simple mechanism. The problem is their instructions come in Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take all the sexes on their merits as people..I'd do my best never to pigeonhole anyone.It's one reason I hate alpha-male attitudes...as it most comes with a sexist/controlling outlook on women(outwith the bedroom also)

But you are not really supposed to like an alpha male as they nearly always unnerve and intimidate other men often without realising it. Where as many women look for such men. Many are assertive opposed to controlling or that's how I see them. Sexist? Well that is more to do with the individual but surely you appreciate that as you say you take people on their merits.

entirely true, I understand the psychology of it really well...however thats where I tend to bring my experiences into the equation, and especially from past meets etc, the alpha male..(and I mean this more outwith the bedroom), is controlling to the point of being a raging jealous type.Even via fab, I have seen the same attitude from them when things arent going their way, the aggressive side comes out.I have no fear of alphas..I'm just not one of them.i would have to disagree there...but th8en again i would wouldnt i? "

yeah lol...so I'll just use this opportunity to caress u slowly, whispering sweet words in ur ear...while frigging ur fanny like fuck

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Delusional as ever Paddy

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Nope, I'm fairly uncomplicated, feed me, fuck me and make me laugh - that's about all I need.....

It reminded me of that old joke though....

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing, know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

its a myth! woman are not especially complicated

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

as caz said its not complicated... just remember the 3 F's

feed me

fuck me

finance me...

simples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as caz said its not complicated... just remember the 3 F's

feed me

fuck me

finance me...

simples... "

I have searched the whole woman body and no place does it say insert cake here! I am ok with feeding totty cock but anything else seems like hard work.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Or is it a myth? "

not really sure it matters tbh..

if we did after extensive 'research' begin to understand the complications...

you lot would change your minds to keep us guessing..

so my advice is..

dont bother trying..

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Or is it a myth?

not really sure it matters tbh..

if we did after extensive 'research' begin to understand the complications...

you lot would change your minds to keep us guessing..

so my advice is..

dont bother trying.."
but that spoils the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES simples LOL

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It may have been asked above, but are these "women" blonde or brunette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something doesn't have to be complicated for a man to not understand it ..."

"But women like to think they are slightly enigmatic to the males of the species and I am happy to let them kid themselves...."

2 pearls of wisdom upon which I make no further comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are from Venus after Penis! Simples

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Women are from Venus after Penis! Simples "
men are from mars after arse!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Complex and high risk I was told But a risk worth taking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complex and high risk I was told But a risk worth taking."

Same as retrieving your football from the tigers enclosure at Whipsnade

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Complex and high risk I was told But a risk worth taking.

Same as retrieving your football from the tigers enclosure at Whipsnade "

Is that what the cream cakes are for? Been taming tigers then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all complicated in our own way, that is what makes us individual. Men and women, some more complex than others due to life experiences. Luck of the draw I suppose but definately not one sex more complicated than the other.

....... but it's a great excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man described himself as 'high maintenance' he'd be perceived as belligerent & stubborn, but a woman gets away with it - but not with me, as I see 'high maintenance' as trouble and I avoid women of that ilk entirely.

As for women in general, you can't generally sum them up as their all different but if women do share a common trait it's that you have to let them make their own mistakes even when you know they are on a head-on course to disaster. They simply won't be told that another way might be better.

That's my experience of women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question:

Do women tend to make things more complicated than needs be...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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It may have been asked above, but are these "women" blonde or brunette?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Question:

Do women tend to make things more complicated than needs be...?"

Tend? They're driven to do it! It's a compulsion!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Question:

Do women tend to make things more complicated than needs be...?"

Erm, who was it doing algebra to work out a raffle?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Or is it a myth?

not really sure it matters tbh..

if we did after extensive 'research' begin to understand the complications...

you lot would change your minds to keep us guessing..

so my advice is..

dont bother trying..but that spoils the fun! "

i rest my case lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For instance, if they're placed around your throat, she's probably slightly upset...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or is it a myth? "

Some women are complicated, some are deep but they are the more interesting ones anyway. Some are devoid of sophistication, wit and are very uncomplicated which leads to boredom. It goes the same for men too.

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