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What the lamest/ dumbest things you’ve done ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was once walking down a narrow hallway when an attractive woman was coming the other way, I walked sideways facing towards the wall. so she could get passed, in doing so I got my flys caught on a corner of a radiator and couldn’t move, so I had to wait till she turned the corner before I unhooked myself, till this day I dunno if she looked round to see me just blankly staring at the wall.

This other time when I was a kid, I thought it would be a good idea to put my tongue on a bin lid on the coldest day of the year, inevitable my tongue got stuck and I started to panic, I had to wait for Spring to come before I could free myself, (ok, it took about a minute to pull the bin lid off my tongue).

So what dumb/ lame things have you done ?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Attempted a kids inflatable course

Whilst being very Inebriated in a dress and very nearly ended up in hospital after landing on my neck at a silly angle, ended up with a 5 week recovery in a neck brace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attempted a kids inflatable course

Whilst being very Inebriated in a dress and very nearly ended up in hospital after landing on my neck at a silly angle, ended up with a 5 week recovery in a neck brace

"

Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replied to a thread asking me about the lamest/dumbest things I've done

But seriously, I was playing cricket and when I was bowling, the batsman drilled it back towards me and I thought it would be a good idea to stick a foot out to try and stop the ball. Lucky I didn't break my ankle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been many, but the one that I really think "wtf" about is when I was pointing my car key fob at the house door, madly pressing the button and wondering why it wasn't opening...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Replied to a thread asking me about the lamest/dumbest things I've done

But seriously, I was playing cricket and when I was bowling, the batsman drilled it back towards me and I thought it would be a good idea to stick a foot out to try and stop the ball. Lucky I didn't break my ankle "

Leave them for mid off or mid on, concentrate on sledging the batsman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There have been many, but the one that I really think "wtf" about is when I was pointing my car key fob at the house door, madly pressing the button and wondering why it wasn't opening..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There have been many, but the one that I really think "wtf" about is when I was pointing my car key fob at the house door, madly pressing the button and wondering why it wasn't opening..."

Brilliant!

This reminds me of a time I got into work. I put my phone on the desk, took my coat off, put it on the back of my chair and noticed my car keys on my desk. I thought to myself "Did I leave those here last night?"

I drove into work that morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There have been many, but the one that I really think "wtf" about is when I was pointing my car key fob at the house door, madly pressing the button and wondering why it wasn't opening..."

I got home from work about a week ago and was stood wavi g my key card in front of my front door for a few seconds.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I spent ages trying to put my bank card into the barries at a tube station I have no idea why lol my brain just went back a few years and tried to use it like a paper ticket. Worse thing is I was getting proper stressed with it lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"There have been many, but the one that I really think "wtf" about is when I was pointing my car key fob at the house door, madly pressing the button and wondering why it wasn't opening...

I got home from work about a week ago and was stood wavi g my key card in front of my front door for a few seconds. "

Love it.

I Can imagine you shouting " what's wrong with this thing?"

Followed by a loud

"DOH !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was playing in a very important league game a few years ago and the opposition had signed a very well known new player coach.

He’d retired from the professional game just 4 months prior to this and had represented his Southern Hemisphere country for the umpteeenth time that season as well.

Anywho... All was going well for us, we were the form team and undefeated so far in the season and everyone had found that bit extra as the opposition had a superstar in their ranks.

He was quite good at getting his hands over the ruck and slowing the ball and this was referenced in our half time team talk.

First ruck of the second half I decided it’d be fitting to give him a good old fashioned prod on the nose.

It was like I’d put a hot poker up a bulls arse.

We lost.

I still get the blame although it’s a very affectionately told story by all that witnessed that game.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I once got out of my car to go to a cash point, noticing a car pull up alongside me. On the way back from the cash point i passed a young lad. Get to my car, open the door (I hadn’t locked it). As I go to get in I see a pack of sandwiches on the passenger seat. I just stared at them wondering how they got in my car. I look up and see the lad at the cashpoint watching me. I glance across and see my car.

I apologised and he just smiled. Didn’t even shout at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Replied to a thread asking me about the lamest/dumbest things I've done

But seriously, I was playing cricket and when I was bowling, the batsman drilled it back towards me and I thought it would be a good idea to stick a foot out to try and stop the ball. Lucky I didn't break my ankle

Leave them for mid off or mid on, concentrate on sledging the batsman. "

Good thing I didn't use the ol' "Get this guy a taxi, he can't drive!" beforehand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was playing in a very important league game a few years ago and the opposition had signed a very well known new player coach.

He’d retired from the professional game just 4 months prior to this and had represented his Southern Hemisphere country for the umpteeenth time that season as well.

Anywho... All was going well for us, we were the form team and undefeated so far in the season and everyone had found that bit extra as the opposition had a superstar in their ranks.

He was quite good at getting his hands over the ruck and slowing the ball and this was referenced in our half time team talk.

First ruck of the second half I decided it’d be fitting to give him a good old fashioned prod on the nose.

It was like I’d put a hot poker up a bulls arse.

We lost.

I still get the blame although it’s a very affectionately told story by all that witnessed that game."

That’s the most important thing having a good story to tell in the bar afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once got out of my car to go to a cash point, noticing a car pull up alongside me. On the way back from the cash point i passed a young lad. Get to my car, open the door (I hadn’t locked it). As I go to get in I see a pack of sandwiches on the passenger seat. I just stared at them wondering how they got in my car. I look up and see the lad at the cashpoint watching me. I glance across and see my car.

I apologised and he just smiled. Didn’t even shout at me.

"

See, that’s the power women have over us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Replied to a thread asking me about the lamest/dumbest things I've done

But seriously, I was playing cricket and when I was bowling, the batsman drilled it back towards me and I thought it would be a good idea to stick a foot out to try and stop the ball. Lucky I didn't break my ankle

Leave them for mid off or mid on, concentrate on sledging the batsman.

Good thing I didn't use the ol' "Get this guy a taxi, he can't drive!" beforehand "

I faced an ex international fast bowler once and thought it would be a good idea to charge down the wicket at him, needless to say I got some chin music after that, so I called for a helmet, the only time I’ve worn one.

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