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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I thought I heard rain, and instead getting up from the sofa and looking out of the window, that is 2 feet away from, I looked at the app on my phone.

It is indeed raining.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Not at all that’s why these devices are invented

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Not at all that’s why these devices are invented "

It lied to me the other day though.

Told me it was snowing when it wasn't. I got all excited for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I asked Alexa

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother. "

Exactly. What's the point in getting dressed when you can see everything from the comfort of your own sofa.

I'm getting a virtual reality headset soon, so I can go to the Bahamas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother. "

For an extra real experience there's Google Earth. I'm very well travelled.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I asked Alexa"

Man after my own heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother.

Exactly. What's the point in getting dressed when you can see everything from the comfort of your own sofa.

I'm getting a virtual reality headset soon, so I can go to the Bahamas."

Just checking out the Great Wall of China to see if they’ve got a cash point machine.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother.

For an extra real experience there's Google Earth. I'm very well travelled."

I love Google Earth.

I like looking at my relatives and friends back gardens to see if they are as bad as mine.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

That’s funny OP, I like your style (it’s exactly what I’d do)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother.

For an extra real experience there's Google Earth. I'm very well travelled."

Inter continental

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother.

Exactly. What's the point in getting dressed when you can see everything from the comfort of your own sofa.

I'm getting a virtual reality headset soon, so I can go to the Bahamas.

Just checking out the Great Wall of China to see if they’ve got a cash point machine. "

Probably. They have all kinds of useful gadgets in China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother.

For an extra real experience there's Google Earth. I'm very well travelled.

I love Google Earth.

I like looking at my relatives and friends back gardens to see if they are as bad as mine.

"

I look to see if my neighbours put my bins out.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I went to see my dad and he was sitting next to the fire crying

I asked what was the matter

He said I'm burning

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I went to see my dad and he was sitting next to the fire crying

I asked what was the matter

He said I'm burning "

That would be me too

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I was gonna go travelling after lockdown is over, but all that shit is on Google maps now so I don’t need to bother.

For an extra real experience there's Google Earth. I'm very well travelled.

I love Google Earth.

I like looking at my relatives and friends back gardens to see if they are as bad as mine.

I look to see if my neighbours put my bins out. "

My neighbours are more likely to steal my bins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhh, I phone from my bedroom down to the conservatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfftt... I just ring my bell and ask the butler.

Peasants.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Nahhh, I phone from my bedroom down to the conservatory "

I could let the dogs out and see if they come in wet.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Pfftt... I just ring my bell and ask the butler.

Peasants."

Ask Jeeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I heard rain, and instead getting up from the sofa and looking out of the window, that is 2 feet away from, I looked at the app on my phone.

It is indeed raining. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem my neighbours tend to bust ups when its raining. One or either will be stood outside giving it armagedon. Hey thats love lil

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Not a problem my neighbours tend to bust ups when its raining. One or either will be stood outside giving it armagedon. Hey thats love lil"

Maybe they're arguing over who puts the bins out?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can someone read the OP to me? CBA

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Can someone read the OP to me? CBA "

Yea, here you go *coughs and puts on her telephone voice*

I thought I heard rain, and instead getting up from the sofa and looking out of the window, that is 2 feet away from, I looked at the app on my phone.

It is indeed raining.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Can someone read the OP to me? CBA

Yea, here you go *coughs and puts on her telephone voice*

I thought I heard rain, and instead getting up from the sofa and looking out of the window, that is 2 feet away from, I looked at the app on my phone.

It is indeed raining.

"

Sorry, wasn't paying attention. I was filing my nails

I'll listen again in a mo

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Can someone read the OP to me? CBA

Yea, here you go *coughs and puts on her telephone voice*

I thought I heard rain, and instead getting up from the sofa and looking out of the window, that is 2 feet away from, I looked at the app on my phone.

It is indeed raining.

Sorry, wasn't paying attention. I was filing my nails

I'll listen again in a mo "

Ok. Do you happen to know if it's raining?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did start using the mic on my phone because I couldn’t be arsed typing messages, but I felt like Alan Partridge lying on his motel bed dictating programme ideas, I gave up when vol-au-vent came back as Volvo Vontz, stupid Westcountry accent.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I did start using the mic on my phone because I couldn’t be arsed typing messages, but I felt like Alan Partridge lying on his motel bed dictating programme ideas, I gave up when vol-au-vent came back as Volvo Vontz, stupid Westcountry accent. "

I remember that lol It was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did start using the mic on my phone because I couldn’t be arsed typing messages, but I felt like Alan Partridge lying on his motel bed dictating programme ideas, I gave up when vol-au-vent came back as Volvo Vontz, stupid Westcountry accent. "

Your messages were hilarious when you did that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did start using the mic on my phone because I couldn’t be arsed typing messages, but I felt like Alan Partridge lying on his motel bed dictating programme ideas, I gave up when vol-au-vent came back as Volvo Vontz, stupid Westcountry accent.

Your messages were hilarious when you did that! "

In the end the phone wasn’t even trying to understand what I was saying, must have thought this bloke talks complete bollocks anyway, so what does it matter!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Can someone read the OP to me? CBA

Yea, here you go *coughs and puts on her telephone voice*

I thought I heard rain, and instead getting up from the sofa and looking out of the window, that is 2 feet away from, I looked at the app on my phone.

It is indeed raining.

Sorry, wasn't paying attention. I was filing my nails

I'll listen again in a mo

Ok. Do you happen to know if it's raining?"

Not sure. Have you checked the weather app??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did start using the mic on my phone because I couldn’t be arsed typing messages, but I felt like Alan Partridge lying on his motel bed dictating programme ideas, I gave up when vol-au-vent came back as Volvo Vontz, stupid Westcountry accent.

I remember that lol It was funny "

Bloody monotone pirate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did start using the mic on my phone because I couldn’t be arsed typing messages, but I felt like Alan Partridge lying on his motel bed dictating programme ideas, I gave up when vol-au-vent came back as Volvo Vontz, stupid Westcountry accent. "

I've actually mostly given up typing in WhatsApp and use voice notes instead. So much easier.

Just don't ever play them back.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Nahhh, I phone from my bedroom down to the conservatory

I could let the dogs out and see if they come in wet.

"

So it was you who let the dogs out

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Most nights when I go to bed if I still have my Slippers on I could literally move my feet 2 foot down and remove my slippers on the floor , but I usually just wiggle my feet and they stay where they land for the night

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