FabSwingers.com forum: Have you got a big mouth?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sat here eating a fererro rocher ice cream dessert with one in the centre. So obviously the not so big ball is frozen solid and I'm going to have to put it in my my mouth whole.

What can you can fit in your mouth whole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grapes

Cherry tomatoes

Smarties

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It varies.

Give me a big thick cock and it's game on. I must impersonate a python swallowing an antelope.

Go to the dentist, they put in a teeny tiny probe and my mouth seems the size of a pin hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one way to find out... bring on the cocks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

At the weekend I got a whole boost in sideways , going for a crunchie next, they are a little longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one way to find out... bring on the cocks!!

Fancy typing that... Your poor inbox!!

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By *UCKiliketofuckMan
over a year ago

kettering

Your boob xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Apart from the obvious answer

An eclair

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A Jaffa cake or a french fancy cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can fit a digestive in whole fairly easily, infact so that when I close my mouth you wouldn't know I'd had anything in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending I've had 20 Maltesers in it once.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Apart from the obvious answer

An eclair

You mean the toffee sweet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Dam I envy you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing big. Terrible gag reflex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Kipling Viennnese Whirl just the one lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"At the weekend I got a whole boost in sideways , going for a crunchie next, they are a little longer "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depending I've had 20 Maltesers in it once. "

Did you go off them after that?

When younger I was challenged to put marshmallows in one at time, not swallow or chew and fluffy bunnies after each one.

I could eat one for years after that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*couldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

You can, but why would you- they are so sickly!!

Now a caramel egg, on the other hand!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Apart from the obvious answer

An eclair

You mean the toffee sweet ?

No the choux pastry chocolate covered, cream filled delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depending I've had 20 Maltesers in it once.

Did you go off them after that?

When younger I was challenged to put marshmallows in one at time, not swallow or chew and fluffy bunnies after each one.

Felt sick. But I love Maltesers almost as much as making love. Eat a whole box once opened. Lol. Thats why I'm so fat.

I could eat one for years after that. "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m super wary of getting lock jaw. My mum had it once at the dentist and it put the fear into me! So I may have a big gob, but I never intend on finding out how big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m told it’s like the Mersey Tunnel with a voice like the foghorn in the ferry

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Apart from the obvious answer

An eclair

You mean the toffee sweet ?

No the choux pastry chocolate covered, cream filled delight

Sounds messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apart from the obvious answer

An eclair

You mean the toffee sweet ?

No the choux pastry chocolate covered, cream filled delight

Yum! I love those.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I can eat a whole tunnocks tea cake in one bite

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sat here eating a fererro rocher ice cream dessert with one in the centre. So obviously the not so big ball is frozen solid and I'm going to have to put it in my my mouth whole.

What can you can fit in your mouth whole?

I like you, but I hope it gave you brain freeze I'm so jealous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

17 pringles, mouth closed and all gone....I am and I'm not proud of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"17 pringles, mouth closed and all gone....I am and I'm not proud of that

Now that's one I want to try. Once you pop.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Not much. My jaw doesn't open very wide and I have a smallish aperture.

It's why I prefer length over girth for oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one way to find out... bring on the cocks!!

Fancy typing that... Your poor inbox!!

It’s gonna be in tatters!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Not much. My jaw doesn't open very wide and I have a smallish aperture.

It's why I prefer length over girth for oral

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"17 pringles, mouth closed and all gone....I am and I'm not proud of that

They fit lengthways?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can eat a whole tunnocks tea cake in one bite

Are those the marshmallow and biscuit things covered in chocolate?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"17 pringles, mouth closed and all gone....I am and I'm not proud of that

Now that's one I want to try. Once you pop. "

Right then, that is going to be your challenge and I want proof it happened.....17 pringles of whatever flavour you choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"17 pringles, mouth closed and all gone....I am and I'm not proud of that

They fit lengthways?

All stacked on top of each other vertically and fitted in lengthways not widthways

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I can eat a whole tunnocks tea cake in one bite

Are those the marshmallow and biscuit things covered in chocolate?"

Yep like the hemisphere shape

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!"

And just how many do you think you could do? I reckon I could do 3

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I do my dentist told me

I can put my fist in mine

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I do my dentist told me

I can put my fist in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!

And just how many do you think you could do? I reckon I could do 3

I may have to carry out an experiment

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!

And just how many do you think you could do? I reckon I could do 3

I may have to carry out an experiment

You are only allowed to insert them into your mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled eggs and flaccid cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!

And just how many do you think you could do? I reckon I could do 3

I may have to carry out an experiment

You are only allowed to insert them into your mouth!

Oh boring - yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled eggs and flaccid cock."

At the same time? Eggy cocks?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"17 pringles, mouth closed and all gone....I am and I'm not proud of that

They fit lengthways?

All stacked on top of each other vertically and fitted in lengthways not widthways

Jeez Louise. I struggle to get one in on its own

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can eat a whole tunnocks tea cake in one bite

Are those the marshmallow and biscuit things covered in chocolate?

Yep like the hemisphere shape "

I can't fit a whole one in my mouth.

I must have the smallest mouth on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled eggs and flaccid cock.

At the same time? Eggy cocks?"

It's so good, especially when you dip the head into the runny yolk.

Also I am sorry to blow smoke up your anus but your profile photo is one of the loveliest photos I've seen on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"17 pringles, mouth closed and all gone....I am and I'm not proud of that

Now that's one I want to try. Once you pop.

Right then, that is going to be your challenge and I want proof it happened.....17 pringles of whatever flavour you choose

Proof. God dam you.

Challenge accepted but I doubt I'll get into double figures.

I couldn't fit a ball gag in my mouth once. Much to someone's disappointment

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!

And just how many do you think you could do? I reckon I could do 3

I may have to carry out an experiment

You are only allowed to insert them into your mouth!

Oh boring - yawn

I don’t agree with that rule, put em where to like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!

And just how many do you think you could do? I reckon I could do 3

I may have to carry out an experiment

You are only allowed to insert them into your mouth!

Oh boring - yawn

I don’t agree with that rule, put em where to like

I reckon I could manage at least a box then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled eggs and flaccid cock.

At the same time? Eggy cocks?

It's so good, especially when you dip the head into the runny yolk.

Also I am sorry to blow smoke up your anus but your profile photo is one of the loveliest photos I've seen on here!!

Thank you, I love a smokey anus so keep blowing

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

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"Cadbury’s cream egg.

All in one go.

Only one? Amateur!

And just how many do you think you could do? I reckon I could do 3

I may have to carry out an experiment

You are only allowed to insert them into your mouth!

Oh boring - yawn

I don’t agree with that rule, put em where to like

I reckon I could manage at least a box then

Never dreamt of being a cream egg until now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can turn a wagon wheel in your mouth then you're my kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My videos make it clear I can get what I like in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes and plain chocolate digestive biccies

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My party trick is a whole triple choc chip muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip and no gag reflex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can fit a digestive in whole fairly easily, infact so that when I close my mouth you wouldn't know I'd had anything in there

That’s a fairly big mouth haha!

I barely have gag reflexes anymore so I guess I can make extra room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three whole monster munch crisps, it hurt though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It varies.

Give me a big thick cock and it's game on. I must impersonate a python swallowing an antelope."

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"It varies.

Give me a big thick cock and it's game on. I must impersonate a python swallowing an antelope.

Wotever u want 2 put in my mouth

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