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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your coffee

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Delivered by somebody who looks like you.

Actually, I find coffee revolting. Could you just kean over in a low-cut top and pretend you are passing me something I like?

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Black, no sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivered by somebody who looks like you.

Actually, I find coffee revolting. Could you just kean over in a low-cut top and pretend you are passing me something I like? "

Ok, what would you like

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd rather have a tea if it's all the same Doris x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your coffee

Very seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea if it's all the same Doris x"

There’s always one

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Very strong, very hot and plentiful.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and fresh ground yirgacheffe beans please

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Poured down the sink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black, no sugar"

I like a flat white, it has to be extra hot with loads of brown sugar

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"Delivered by somebody who looks like you.

Actually, I find coffee revolting. Could you just kean over in a low-cut top and pretend you are passing me something I like?

Ok, what would you like

Hot chocolate would be good, thanks.

Oh, and while you're down there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your coffee

Very seriously

Does serious coffee taste better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The morning after the night before, with a prosecco hangover and a sore body, with the faint lingering smell of talc, sitting opposite a lady with a cheeky look on her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong and sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very strong, very hot and plentiful. "

I start to shake if I drink to much

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

White, hot and a little sweet please OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poured down the sink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The morning after the night before, with a prosecco hangover and a sore body, with the faint lingering smell of talc, sitting opposite a lady with a cheeky look on her face

You forgot to add sweet wrappers and dog hair

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'd rather have a tea if it's all the same Doris x

There’s always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The morning after the night before, with a prosecco hangover and a sore body, with the faint lingering smell of talc, sitting opposite a lady with a cheeky look on her face

You forgot to add sweet wrappers and dog hair

And twelve sugars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee by Supersister is a perfect piece of bubblegum pop.

Magnificent

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

towcester

Include some biscuits too and I won't say no to coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivered by somebody who looks like you.

Actually, I find coffee revolting. Could you just kean over in a low-cut top and pretend you are passing me something I like?

Ok, what would you like

Hot chocolate would be good, thanks.

Oh, and while you're down there... "

I’m not cleaning your floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP"

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Like my men strong and black lol .only kidding .only drink tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea if it's all the same Doris x

There’s always one

I thought you’d left, nice to see you

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Very strong, very hot and plentiful.

I start to shake if I drink to much

Me too. I limit myself to one a day like that the rest is the best decaff I can find.

We had coffee in a tiny cafe in Madeira once. Only a small cup but both of us felt lightheaded afterwards. It was lovely

, we went back next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strong as hell, black no sugar

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'd rather have a tea if it's all the same Doris x

There’s always one

I thought you’d left, nice to see you

Always time for a cuppa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee by Supersister is a perfect piece of bubblegum pop.

Magnificent

Bubblegum flavoured coffee

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

White with one, preferably from Cafe Nero

Or is that being a wee bit specific? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Include some biscuits too and I won't say no to coffee lol"

What sort of biscuits do you like

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By *rashintome68Man
over a year ago

Horndon

Bum, thighs, arms or chest

A bit of fun after a fairly heavy morning, what do u prefer ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like my men strong and black lol .only kidding .only drink tea "

How do you like your tea

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Daughter has just bought a nespresso machine and she has one of those frother cup thingys it smells lovely when I get in from work as she is working from home and makes alot of coffee! But tbh I prefer a cup of Nescaffe instant myself! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"strong as hell, black no sugar"

Does it not make you shake

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

You've just got me all excited and then let me down.

(I've said that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bum, thighs, arms or chest

A bit of fun after a fairly heavy morning, what do u prefer ladies. "

COFFEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strong as hell, black no sugar

Does it not make you shake

i shake when i dont have it these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White with one, preferably from Cafe Nero

Or is that being a wee bit specific? lol"

I prefer coffee1

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Like my men strong and black lol .only kidding .only drink tea

How do you like your tea

Builders tea cos I'm a scaffolder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like my men strong and black lol .only kidding .only drink tea

How do you like your tea

Builders tea cos I'm a scaffolder "

I drink builders tea

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Strong..full bodied...great taste and thirst quenching

Coffee is ok too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

You've just got me all excited and then let me down.

(I've said that before

Sorry Posh

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (and regular stays in Staffs)

Milky..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong..full bodied...great taste and thirst quenching

Coffee is ok too

You drank loads of it when I saw you last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea over here please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Strong..full bodied...great taste and thirst quenching

Coffee is ok too

You drank loads of it when I saw you last

I'm greedy...what can I day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong..full bodied...great taste and thirst quenching

Coffee is ok too

You drank loads of it when I saw you last

That sounds so wrong

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Cortadito: Cuban espresso topped with steamed milk.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Strong and black and piping hot.x

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

"White with one, preferably from Cafe Nero

Or is that being a wee bit specific? lol

I prefer coffee1

I have a nespresso too- does that meet more with approval?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk one sugar please , i have an amazing stove top coffee pot.i use too . Delish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky.. "

Nice hedge

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Strong..full bodied...great taste and thirst quenching

Coffee is ok too

You drank loads of it when I saw you last

That sounds so wrong

Yet so right

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

"Cortadito: Cuban espresso topped with steamed milk."

So american

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black no sugar strong

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea over here please

Make your own...lazy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

You've just got me all excited and then let me down.

(I've said that before

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Sorry Posh

You could make it up to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea over here please

Make your own...lazy

Oh go onnnnn

We can have it in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cortadito: Cuban espresso topped with steamed milk."

Sounds nice but strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black no sugar strong

please

I’m not making it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really like coffee, green tea is nice and healthy though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea over here please

Make your own...lazy

Oh go onnnnn

We can have it in bed

Kettles on and Posh is joining us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

You've just got me all excited and then let me down.

(I've said that before

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Sorry Posh

You could make it up to me

You can get in bed with me and the fallen one

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have to really, really fancy a cup of coffee, and then it's a Nescafe decaffeinated cappuccino with unsweetened taste.

Coffee gives me a stomach ache.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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A large teaspoon of coffee and 2 heaped teaspoons of coffee mate.

Alternatively with rum and squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea over here please

Make your own...lazy

Oh go onnnnn

We can have it in bed

Kettles on and Posh is joining us

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Daughter has just bought a nespresso machine and she has one of those frother cup thingys it smells lovely when I get in from work as she is working from home and makes alot of coffee! But tbh I prefer a cup of Nescaffe instant myself! X"

Coffee definitely has a lovely smell

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Cortadito: Cuban espresso topped with steamed milk.

Sounds nice but strong

Very strong but so good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to really, really fancy a cup of coffee, and then it's a Nescafe decaffeinated cappuccino with unsweetened taste.

Coffee gives me a stomach ache."

That’s not nice, it makes me widdle more

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

I like my coffee, like I like my men... Tall, dark, rich and strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large teaspoon of coffee and 2 heaped teaspoons of coffee mate.

Alternatively with rum and squirty cream"

Brandy in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your coffee

Black or maybe with Baileys if I’m feeling adventurous

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

"Cortadito: Cuban espresso topped with steamed milk.

So american

Not a criticism btw

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

You've just got me all excited and then let me down.

(I've said that before

)

Sorry Posh

You could make it up to me

You can get in bed with me and the fallen one

Woo hoo! I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my coffee, like I like my men... Tall, dark, rich and strong

I’ll have a cup of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your coffee

Black or maybe with Baileys if I’m feeling adventurous "

Baileys

..has to be Brandy

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I don't drink often coffee as it upsets my tummy and i get headache but the coffee smell i just love it

Could i have a coffee air freshener

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Brought to me by a lady wearing nothing but a coat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

White with 2 sugars please and if I'm feeling really exotic a thimble of baileys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't drink often coffee as it upsets my tummy and i get headache but the coffee smell i just love it

Could i have a coffee air freshener

Someone should make one

. I’d buy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

You've just got me all excited and then let me down.

(I've said that before

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Sorry Posh

You could make it up to me

You can get in bed with me and the fallen one

Woo hoo! I'm in!"

I knew you would be...you pervert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brought to me by a lady wearing nothing but a coat

Do you know any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White with 2 sugars please and if I'm feeling really exotic a thimble of baileys "

Just a thimble

..half coffee half brandy is better

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Black and a bit of brown sugar.. yum.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Like my men strong and black lol .only kidding .only drink tea

How do you like your tea

Builders tea cos I'm a scaffolder

I dr

ink

ilders tea

Are u making a cuppa ? X

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

"White with 2 sugars please and if I'm feeling really exotic a thimble of baileys

Just a thimble

..half coffee half brandy is better

Whisky surely?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"White, hot and a little sweet please OP

I’m not making it, I’m just asking how you like it

You've just got me all excited and then let me down.

(I've said that before

)

Sorry Posh

You could make it up to me

You can get in bed with me and the fallen one

Woo hoo! I'm in!

I knew you would be...you pervert

Always.... tis one of the best things about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With oat milk and coconut oil. I am told I am disgusting with regularity.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Strong sugary and oat milk (only cause I can't have normal)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your coffee

Black or maybe with Baileys if I’m feeling adventurous

Baileys

..has to be Brandy

I add it to hot chocolate too and not sure that would work with brandy...

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By *nique_GymMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Could I have a cup of tea instead

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By *rSmooth69Man
over a year ago

Near you?

Tea kinda guy as were all doing it for Yorkshire

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

White 2 sugars and a handful of dunking biddies.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Your coffee

In a mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my coffee the way I like my women....covered in bees!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

"Your coffee

Like my women, hot and wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very strong, very hot and plentiful. "

This.

Commercially, it’s either a cortado or flat white for me. At home, I’ve not bothered with a cafetière for a while; need to find something new to try. For my sins I’ve just gone with microground instant

and Sainsbury’s TTD Barista Edition Espresso is my go-to....like it more than some of the bigger names like Illy and Lavazza.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Weak but tasteful so you can taste the coffee normally with one sugar but for few years now have been drinking without and Don't miss it but cold coffee for some reason tastes stronger I don't deliberately do this for some reason hasn't been lasting long enough staying hot or warm or I'm to distracted by someone or something

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Strong with one sugar and a splash of milk, Proper coffee though not instant

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Cortadito: Cuban espresso topped with steamed milk.

So american

Not a criticism btw

I know...

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Your coffee

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strong plenty of sugar and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your coffee

As sink trap cleaner

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

2 sugars milky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White 2 sugars and a handful of dunking biddies.

Dunking biddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With whisky and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee in

full cream milk in

half a sugar

A good whisk

Then hot water

We dont want burnt coffee beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In its jar, as far away from me as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your coffee

On your bedside table...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant. Fairly weak. No sugar because I’m sweet enough

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By *elaxedladMan
over a year ago

swords

Frank & Honest with a drop of milk

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Black, no sugar"

Likewise

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