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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...when you have to turn the temperature dial down on the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can stop wearing your wellies to go out x

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

Noisy fuckers cut there grass at 7.30

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Shorts from now until October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noah gets off his arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You put your fluffy socks to the back of the wardrobe

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

you can do two washloads hang em outside and guarantee they dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....I spend a small fortune on Hayfever remedies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you dont want to be on fab but on a sunlounger instead!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Tit Monday Arrives:

Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Dart, or sitting on the Luas, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy.For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a t hought. Your urban landscape is suddenly li ghtened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road... And you know it is nearly summer.

For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday. Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April. And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year),so that when they're all standing outside your local after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples. So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps

As the poet said: one bold slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving Tit Monday.

I used to be a manager at Sainsburys. The best part of the job was working in the summer and watching bra-less women coming out of the chiller and freezer aisle. All those lovely hard nipples were a joy to behold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you dont want to be on fab but on a sunlounger instead!"

Can do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UK & Ben, Blimey, I think we all need to get out more!! Why are we thinking off and or listing these things on here when we should be out there loving the sun and the effects it has on us all!!

Also agrees on the downside of sun & summer times eg. Hayfever perscriptions / costs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

When you naturally wake up really early get loads of housework done in just a pair of knickers so you can then just lay out in the sun and relax.......thats me today

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the "sunshine shiela's" have all come out of hibernation.... which means if we are on day 2 of summer.... you'll all be really irritable by friday!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you dont want to be on fab but on a sunlounger instead!

Can do both"

iphone has died typical have to keep nipping in to check pc only when it gets too hot outside though;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you dont want to be on fab but on a sunlounger instead!

Can do bothiphone has died typical have to keep nipping in to check pc only when it gets too hot outside though;-)"

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"UK & Ben, Blimey, I think we all need to get out more!! Why are we thinking off and or listing these things on here when we should be out there loving the sun and the effects it has on us all!!

Also agrees on the downside of sun & summer times eg. Hayfever perscriptions / costs!!"

Well I would be, but I'm in work and using FAB between sortinmg out my customers requirements.

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