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I just got recognised by the window cleaner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A tap on the window and a smile from another fab member lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants to dip his squeegee in your bucket and shake off the drips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did you know?"

He tapped on the window and waved and I recognised him from here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky him! (assuming the window cleaner is a guy?!). What did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to window clean and many times used to catch people doing some naughty and weird stuff through the window lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my windows are due a clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you know?

He tapped on the window and waved and I recognised him from here xx"

It's nice being appreciated and he certainly appreciates you. So would you have fun with him?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I think my windows are due a clean "

They’re not dirty, just misted up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my windows are due a clean "

I’d give you good rates lol

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Is what it is. Personally I wouldn’t make myself known if I recognised someone - never know how it’d make them feel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lucky him! (assuming the window cleaner is a guy?!). What did you do? "

Just waved back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my windows are due a clean

They’re not dirty, just misted up "

Are you spying on me again?!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I think my windows are due a clean

They’re not dirty, just misted up

Are you spying on me again?! "

I’m the one misting them up from the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Just waved back”

Good answer

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Thats my worst nightmare

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

How intrusive.... I’d hate that.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I got recognised by the plumber lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Shudder....that would creep me out!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I got a message yesterday asking if i had enjoyed my walk down the park in the afternoon with my dogs. No point in denying it was me so i just replied "yes thank you".

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Turned out nice again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never do that to someone

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One of my fave veris just for the sheer giggle factor is this one:

Have seen this lady in person and she is 100% genuine amazing and should be treated like the princess she is. Wanted a meet with _rincess peach for awhile now & Hope I get a chance to meet her again in a better atmosphere

That was about 15 mins after I got off the bus I'd been spotted on and had a message in my inbox telling me they'd just seen me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my fave veris just for the sheer giggle factor is this one:

Have seen this lady in person and she is 100% genuine amazing and should be treated like the princess she is. Wanted a meet with _rincess peach for awhile now & Hope I get a chance to meet her again in a better atmosphere

That was about 15 mins after I got off the bus I'd been spotted on and had a message in my inbox telling me they'd just seen me "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My next door neighbour freaked me out in the summer by randomly commenting in person to me about a thread I put up about having no milk.

That was a rather odd experience....

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"He wants to dip his squeegee in your bucket and shake off the drips "

Hahaha I'm sorry but this comment killed me

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"A tap on the window and a smile from another fab member lol xx"

strange place to put a tap

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By *rojan23Man
over a year ago

neverland


"A tap on the window and a smile from another fab member lol xx

strange place to put a tap

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you must have kids with a dad joke if this quality

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By *ack1970bMan
over a year ago

ipswich

I wouldn’t be tapping on the window if I was a window cleaner but I would definitely be smiling at you if we made eye contact.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

He tapped on the window but had both hands gripping the ladder.

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By *am450Man
over a year ago

North Kent/Greater London

With both feet? Or just the one?

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester


"A tap on the window and a smile from another fab member lol xx"

I want to be your window cleaner

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"How did you know?

He tapped on the window and waved and I recognised him from here xx"

But he lives 100’s of miles away

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

And this is why I don't post my face or even body shots publicly....

seen a profile say they were a postie & in my area on here not to long ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 7 yr old grandsons teacher miss smyth said to me hi mr casper i didnt rec you with yr clothes on and oliver is doing realy well and settled ,??i wanted the ground to open up and swallow me up lol??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was bound to happen at some point xx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Lucky him! (assuming the window cleaner is a guy?!). What did you do?

Just waved back xx"

Did he do a good job? Is he eligible a Juicy bonus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handjob out the window while he hanged on to the ladder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to use his reach and wash pole next time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lucky him! (assuming the window cleaner is a guy?!). What did you do?

Just waved back xx

Did he do a good job? Is he eligible a Juicy bonus? "

Average

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my fave veris just for the sheer giggle factor is this one:

Have seen this lady in person and she is 100% genuine amazing and should be treated like the princess she is. Wanted a meet with _rincess peach for awhile now & Hope I get a chance to meet her again in a better atmosphere

That was about 15 mins after I got off the bus I'd been spotted on and had a message in my inbox telling me they'd just seen me "

Did you give him a good veri?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We got caught by our window cleaner in let's just say..a state of undress. We had no idea they were there until they appeared at the lounge window.

Funnily enough they never came back. We must of repulsed them with what they saw.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"One of my fave veris just for the sheer giggle factor is this one:

Have seen this lady in person and she is 100% genuine amazing and should be treated like the princess she is. Wanted a meet with _rincess peach for awhile now & Hope I get a chance to meet her again in a better atmosphere

That was about 15 mins after I got off the bus I'd been spotted on and had a message in my inbox telling me they'd just seen me

Did you give him a good veri?"

I had no idea who he was

I mean, he obviously saw me, coz he was absolutely correct about what bus I was on but he thankfully didn't make himself known

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By *vasexperimentWoman
over a year ago

huddersfield

I used to secretly really fancy my window cleaner but he was about 20 years younger so felt like I had to behave and act like I didn’t notice him until he caught me perving at him one day in the summer when he had his shirt off and I was in my bedroom .

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I used to secretly really fancy my window cleaner but he was about 20 years younger so felt like I had to behave and act like I didn’t notice him until he caught me perving at him one day in the summer when he had his shirt off and I was in my bedroom .

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Sounds like the start of some porn I’ve seen

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By *vasexperimentWoman
over a year ago

huddersfield


"I used to secretly really fancy my window cleaner but he was about 20 years younger so felt like I had to behave and act like I didn’t notice him until he caught me perving at him one day in the summer when he had his shirt off and I was in my bedroom .

Sounds like the start of some porn I’ve seen "

Haha ... sadly not but I did think about that later

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"How did you know?

He tapped on the window and waved and I recognised him from here xx"

Maybe he was just being friendly. Just because you recognised him doesn’t necessarily mean he recognised you.

Lou x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I used to secretly really fancy my window cleaner but he was about 20 years younger so felt like I had to behave and act like I didn’t notice him until he caught me perving at him one day in the summer when he had his shirt off and I was in my bedroom .

Sounds like the start of some porn I’ve seen

Haha ... sadly not but I did think about that later "

I used to be a window cleaner FYI

If you wanted a second chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its insulting to call them window cleaners in this day and age. They prefer to be known as visual improvement technicians. The PC brigade will be at your door soon OP.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"How did you know?

He tapped on the window and waved and I recognised him from here xx"

I'm waiting for a thread entitled " I Just Got Recognised While Window Cleaning" so we know who he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did you know?

He tapped on the window and waved and I recognised him from here xx

Maybe he was just being friendly. Just because you recognised him doesn’t necessarily mean he recognised you.

Lou x "

He never has before xx

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By *ouncer63Man
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"We got caught by our window cleaner in let's just say..a state of undress. We had no idea they were there until they appeared at the lounge window.

Funnily enough they never came back. We must of repulsed them with what they saw."

I would have cleaned them twice for free just to watch

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By *he people watcher1Man
over a year ago

Greetland

When your a window cleaner in Huddersfield and hoping to god it was me who cleaned your windows haha

Although I must say I haven’t done it topless for a fair few years ha


"I used to secretly really fancy my window cleaner but he was about 20 years younger so felt like I had to behave and act like I didn’t notice him until he caught me perving at him one day in the summer when he had his shirt off and I was in my bedroom .

Sounds like the start of some porn I’ve seen

Haha ... sadly not but I did think about that later "

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