FabSwingers.com forum: Going off with a bang!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The wife is pissed off with me again.... Last night while she was fast asleep i gently swapped her Tampax for a party popper. Honestly, she has no fucking sense of humour what so ever

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a story I read somewhere or other.

A woman is late for an appointment to her gynaecologist and doesn't have time for a shower, so she grabs a flannel from beside the sink and has a bit of a clean up.

At the exam the doctor says, "My, you did make an effort today".

The woman is a little confused until she gets home and her teenage daughter asks if she's seen the glitter and sparkles that were in the flannel by the sink.

True story, so it was claimed.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow love it made me chuckle now have visions lol x

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

accidental vagazzle, of course what she doesnt say is that her husband went to wok with glitter all around his mouth and tongue