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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! " Me!! 
Does everyone do this with a new carpet?!
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"Whoohoo new carpet?" Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid 
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home  | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! " No but I’ll shag it  | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! Me!!
Does everyone do this with a new carpet?!
Jo.Xx "Me  I love new carpet, oooh the smell and the feel | |||
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"Me! Me! Pick me! I promise to bring pain au chocolate and my hand held hoover" I've got my shark poised for any crummage | |||
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home "It must’ve passed me by. My memory is going too. That is wonderful though. #OldCodgersRUs | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! Me!!
Does everyone do this with a new carpet?!
Jo.Xx "I'm still emosh and I've been home a few weeks now! | |||
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"I can't be arsed to roll - but hurrah for the new carpet "Just flop then, I'll drag ya | |||
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"Nothing better than laying in front of a fire on a new carpet I’ll volunteer " typo corrected | |||
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"I used to love rolling in the floor and often lay on it. Now it’s too much of challenge getting up afterwards #OldCodgersRUs" Have you tried getting out of a beanbag recently? 
You've seen a terrapin on its back?
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! No but I’ll shag it "Don't even consider soiling my beloved | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! Me!!
Does everyone do this with a new carpet?!
Jo.Xx
Me I love new carpet, oooh the smell and the feel "I didn't take this much care of my kid
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home
It must’ve passed me by. My memory is going too.
That is wonderful though.
#OldCodgersRUs"
#ChuckUsAWerthers
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! No but I’ll shag it
Don't even consider soiling my beloved "Too late I’ve splashed a bit of sex piss on it | |||
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"Nothing better than laying in front of a fire on a new carpet I’ll volunteer typo corrected" On yer birthday | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! Me!!
Does everyone do this with a new carpet?!
Jo.Xx
I'm still emosh and I've been home a few weeks now!"Ahh beautiful!
Fresh carpet, fresh start!
It does need christening though! 
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! No but I’ll shag it
Don't even consider soiling my beloved
Too late I’ve splashed a bit of sex piss on it "Get outta my house! | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! Me!!
Does everyone do this with a new carpet?!
Jo.Xx
I'm still emosh and I've been home a few weeks now!
Ahh beautiful!
Fresh carpet, fresh start!
It does need christening though!
Jo.Xx "Once the house is all finished I'll have to get a tent in the garden for shexy time coz I'll be all of a kerfuffle over mess | |||
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home "That is just so lovely! Really happy for you xx | |||
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"I’d worry too much about leaving stains. " I'll have to clingfilm it | |||
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"Oi Peach.....I want a go too "Wipe yer feet first and you're good to go | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely Peach
It's beaut "Sorry I didnt notice the carpet | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! Me!!
Does everyone do this with a new carpet?!
Jo.Xx
Me I love new carpet, oooh the smell and the feel "I loved it as a kid too.
It must be that homely feeling we get!
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home
That is just so lovely! Really happy for you xx"I'm still humbled to fuck. They said I look after other people all the time and it was about time I got some returned, especially with everything that happened 1st lockdown with, well, you know. | |||
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"Oi Peach.....I want a go too "Don't let Sophie in ... she'll be scent marking the corners before you know it! | |||
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"Hell Yeah! I’m game for carpet burns!! "As long as the rolling is done correctly there'll be no burns. No skidding, no sliding, no sudden jerks.. just an appreciative roll | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely Peach
It's beaut
Sorry I didnt notice the carpet " | |||
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"I'm not sure if anyone likes me now I'm so big headed but I'd like to please Princess Peach? "Course ya can
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"Oi Peach.....I want a go too
Don't let Sophie in ... she'll be scent marking the corners before you know it!"Oooooo that's proper tickled me | |||
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"Oi Peach.....I want a go too
Don't let Sophie in ... she'll be scent marking the corners before you know it!"At least I wont be dragging my butthole along the carpet because I'm a bitch on heat unlike you  | |||
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home
That is just so lovely! Really happy for you xx
I'm still humbled to fuck. They said I look after other people all the time and it was about time I got some returned, especially with everything that happened 1st lockdown with, well, you know."I do know and they are right! Diamond in the rough you are x | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely Peach
It's beaut
Sorry I didnt notice the carpet "Goes without saying - safe sex
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"Carpet picnic? I'll bring a tablecloth to put down.. "You'll wear a damn bib | |||
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"Is it Axminster? " I didn't check the label *chortle* | |||
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"Yes please,I don't want any carpet burns on my arse though Mrs" Better than arse burns on the carpet | |||
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"Oi Peach.....I want a go too
Don't let Sophie in ... she'll be scent marking the corners before you know it!
At least I wont be dragging my butthole along the carpet because I'm a bitch on heat unlike you "Oooooo return fire
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"I'd ask if it's been hoovered in the last half hour but that would be the stupidest question since Mr Stupid of Stupidsville asked something particularly stupid " sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of the hoover | |||
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"I'm not sure if anyone likes me now I'm so big headed but I'd like to please Princess Peach?
Course ya can
I'll simply widen the door frame to allow for the size of your cranium " This is what makes you so amazing, your consideration to those of us with extreme head sizes. Thank you for being so considerate. | |||
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"Yes please,I don't want any carpet burns on my arse though Mrs Better than arse burns on the carpet " too true | |||
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home
That is just so lovely! Really happy for you xx
I'm still humbled to fuck. They said I look after other people all the time and it was about time I got some returned, especially with everything that happened 1st lockdown with, well, you know.
I do know and they are right!
Diamond in the rough you are x"I'll blart again! | |||
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"Carpet picnic? I'll bring a tablecloth to put down..
You'll wear a damn bib "Well it wasn't supposed to get kinky , but whatever..... | |||
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"Oi Peach.....I want a go too
Don't let Sophie in ... she'll be scent marking the corners before you know it!
At least I wont be dragging my butthole along the carpet because I'm a bitch on heat unlike you "Nothing to do with being on heat Susie. That's cos of the worms making my ringer itch. | |||
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"Oi Peach.....I want a go too
Don't let Sophie in ... she'll be scent marking the corners before you know it!
At least I wont be dragging my butthole along the carpet because I'm a bitch on heat unlike you
Nothing to do with being on heat Susie. That's cos of the worms making my ringer itch."I adore you two | |||
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"I used to love rolling in the floor and often lay on it. Now it’s too much of challenge getting up afterwards #OldCodgersRUs Have you tried getting out of a beanbag recently?
You've seen a terrapin on its back?
Well, that's me getting out of a beanbag ! "That was a struggle 20 years ago. I swear they were designed to put your back out | |||
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home
It must’ve passed me by. My memory is going too.
That is wonderful though.
#OldCodgersRUs
#ChuckUsAWerthers
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home "Oh that's fantastic. Rather than roll around on it, can I please just smell it? | |||
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"Nothing better than laying in front of a fire on a new carpet I’ll volunteer typo corrected On yer birthday "Hey, I’m in luck. It’s my birthday again | |||
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"Me! Me! Me! Huzzah! "Especially if it involves little clothing so I can really feel it | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! " I hope you've invested in an Aquavac as well young lady | |||
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"Roll around on my carpet with me? It's just so fucking cozy I could cry! " Nope | |||
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"Whoohoo new carpet? I "cried" for almost 3 days solid
They all "pooled" together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home "I'm thinking it might be a bit soggy? Would you be ok with me doing the dying fly, otherwise known as backstroke? As opposed to the roll. On account I may end up stuck. (Think tortoise with attitude)
Joking aside: Glad your ok, and you have some great friends to have helped like that. | |||
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"Whoohoo new carpet? Seriously Doc, did you not hear the wonderfulness of it all? I cried for almost 3 days solid
My friends I stayed with through lockdown part 1 and the first 2 months of this one did it for my Xmas present. They all pooled together and got me lounge, stair and bedroom carpet plus did loads of fixing things in my hell hole house that's now a cozy home "Wow, they are great friends, how lovely is that | |||
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