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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham

Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

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By *mwpaulMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Panties and porn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

"

Ooo Party at yours sound good, I will bring Munchies in the form of Pineapple rings

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Schnapps and sextoys

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Panties and porn!!"

That sounds like a good start to the party

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

Ooo Party at yours sound good, I will bring Munchies in the form of Pineapple rings "

is there a party game we can play with pineapple rings, maybe some form of hoopla?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cocktails and cockiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me i can be the appetiser

(Cant believe I actually typed that lol)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kleenex

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dips and Dildo’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Champagne and condoms

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

A crate of Stolichnaya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring jelly lol

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Lambrusco and lube.

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Tequila and limes

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Yes please! I will bring whiskey

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

But seeing as it's Babydoll here how about Baccardi and Blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asparagus and goat's cheese tart

Angel Delight

Alabama Slammer to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Icecream. Plenty of icecream

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Your favourite things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Icecream. Plenty of icecream "

That can go with my jelly. Lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Me. That's enough.

(Sorry Granny)

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Schnapps and sextoys"

Great idea!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Red velvet cake and rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tones of tissues.

Ps. Is it THAT kind of Party?!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Cocktails and cockiness "

Perfect combination. Welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Icecream. Plenty of icecream

That can go with my jelly. Lol"

Mix n match of flavours

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Tones of tissues.

Ps. Is it THAT kind of Party?!"

Of you are coming it will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

Ooo Party at yours sound good, I will bring Munchies in the form of Pineapple rings is there a party game we can play with pineapple rings, maybe some form of hoopla?"

Hmm not sure what you mean there.. can you please explain..

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Me i can be the appetiser

(Cant believe I actually typed that lol)

"

Well hello

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Kleenex"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm Tina Titz and I'd bring my tits. They'd arrive 5 minutes before me, see if the party had reached critical mass for my big arrival and then I'd make a dramatic entrance. Turn the heating down, refuse to sign autographs and brighten the place up

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Dips and Dildo’s. "

Now that made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Icecream. Plenty of icecream

That can go with my jelly. Lol

Mix n match of flavours "

Yes sounds good to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Tina Titz and I'd bring my tits. They'd arrive 5 minutes before me, see if the party had reached critical mass for my big arrival and then I'd make a dramatic entrance. Turn the heating down, refuse to sign autographs and brighten the place up "

Terrific

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Fizz for sure Freya x

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Juniper juice and Jaffa cakes.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ll bring the whip and lemonade

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Crops, crisps and crackers annd cheese In that order

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Nuts"

Dry or salted?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Our red velvet cake and rum is going back home.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Champagne and condoms "

Now that is right up our street

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Nolan sisters LP.

"I'm in the mood for dancing...romancing"

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"A crate of Stolichnaya "

Come here young lady

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I can bring jelly lol "

That would be fun

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’ll bring the haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our red velvet cake and rum is going back home.

"

Nooo! Give the cake to me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Our red velvet cake and rum is going back home.

Nooo! Give the cake to me "

Any time x

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Lambrusco and lube. "

Come and sit right here. I'll get some glasses

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Tequila and limes "

Tequila slammers....this is going to get messy

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Cake! I bring cake

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Yes please! I will bring whiskey "

I've only just recently had my first whiskey can you believe at my age. My boss introduced me to it just before Christmas.

I have to say I like it

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Myself lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral sex and (hopefully) orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol, lots of alcohol and A bag full of tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our red velvet cake and rum is going back home.

Nooo! Give the cake to me

Any time x"

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"But seeing as it's Babydoll here how about Baccardi and Blowjobs"

Hell yes, you're a girl after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy wife and a pack of jelly babies...

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Asparagus and goat's cheese tart

Angel Delight

Alabama Slammer to drink

"

Angel Delight. I haven't had that in years, come on over

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Icecream. Plenty of icecream "

We will need that to cool us down..it's getting rather hot in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Your favourite things "

Both of you then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asparagus and goat's cheese tart

Angel Delight

Alabama Slammer to drink

Angel Delight. I haven't had that in years, come on over "

Strawberry or chocolate?

I'm also bringing my bag of

Anal toys

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I'm Tina Titz and I'd bring my tits. They'd arrive 5 minutes before me, see if the party had reached critical mass for my big arrival and then I'd make a dramatic entrance. Turn the heating down, refuse to sign autographs and brighten the place up "

The door is open, we are awaiting your tits

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
over a year ago

Scarborogh


"Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

"

We-Vibe Moxie And Wellingtons

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

No clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jar of pickled eggs

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Lambrusco and lube.

Come and sit right here. I'll get some glasses "

Be careful, I haven’t found my clothes from the last party yet!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Fizz for sure Freya x"

I've got your glasses right here waiting

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Juniper juice and Jaffa cakes. "

Hope you bring plenty, I can't stop eating Jaffa cakes, my willpower is almost zero when it's something I really like.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’ll bring the whip and lemonade "

This party is getting very interesting....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when do the games start? These Pineapple rings are bloody cold!!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"

So when do the games start? These Pineapple rings are bloody cold!! "

Go on then, let's start. You up for it, as in literally?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Crops, crisps and crackers annd cheese In that order "

Kinky, love it

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Me. That's enough.

(Sorry Granny)"

Come and sit here Meli, what can I get you?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Our red velvet cake and rum is going back home.

"

Hang on a minute, it's going back home? Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling wine and strawberries

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

And I shall also bring a Cum fountain...

I just need a group of volunteers to stand on ladders wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So when do the games start? These Pineapple rings are bloody cold!!

Go on then, let's start. You up for it, as in literally? "

Yes please, always up for it!!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Tones of tissues.

Ps. Is it THAT kind of Party?!"

Of course,what other type of party is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

"

Count me in!

I'll bring.. Cucumbers

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Nolan sisters LP.

"I'm in the mood for dancing...romancing" "

I now have that song in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nolan sisters LP.

"I'm in the mood for dancing...romancing"

I now have that song in my head "

Thank god I have Quo on otherwise I would be the same #nakeddancingand typing

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By *illwalkerMan
over a year ago

South Lincs

I will bring my Hard on!

Had it for months and haven't had chance to use it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring my own bread and butter and my own cream bun.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie "

Neat vodka, I knew you'd lead me astray.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’ll bring the haribos. "

We will need sweets for energy

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Flumps and Fizz - a deadly combination!!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Cake! I bring cake "

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie "

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

Neat vodka, I knew you'd lead me astray."

Well of course, its my party trick

OK so its not if you've seen the condom video but you know....vodka

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please "

Noooo, that is what my lap is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

Neat vodka, I knew you'd lead me astray.

Well of course, its my party trick

OK so its not if you've seen the condom video but you know....vodka "

Condom Video??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

Noooo, that is what my lap is for "

Ok but then you must try Soplica Lemon and Mint might end up under the table with all consumption going on

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'll bring my hands and high heels

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please "

.I'm sat beside her, you can sit on my knee if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please .I'm sat beside her, you can sit on my knee if you like "

There is enough of this bum to squeeze between you two!

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By *oris and doris wolvesCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wodka... or white wine

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Lambrusco and lube.

Come and sit right here. I'll get some glasses

Be careful, I haven’t found my clothes from the last party yet! "

Well that's perfectly fine,let's get this party started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my moist minge, mohitos & margaritas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A party at my favourite fabbers place? Im there.

Ill bring watsits. Just because i enjoy a watsit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila & some tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lambrusco and lube.

Come and sit right here. I'll get some glasses

Be careful, I haven’t found my clothes from the last party yet!

Well that's perfectly fine,let's get this party started "

About time.. stood here with the Pineapple Rings still intact..

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Myself lol."

Yes please

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Oral sex and (hopefully) orgasms "

Step this way please!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

Noooo, that is what my lap is for

Ok but then you must try Soplica Lemon and Mint might end up under the table with all consumption going on "

Oooooh I've never had that one, I bought a bunch of different ones when I went to Wroclaw and the hazelnut one is still my favorite. A whole bottle does funny things to my head

We are going to be so d*unk hahaaa

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Alcohol, lots of alcohol and A bag full of tricks "

I like your style. In fact,no I don't, I love your style

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"My sexy wife and a pack of jelly babies..."

I may have to taste both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

Noooo, that is what my lap is for

Ok but then you must try Soplica Lemon and Mint might end up under the table with all consumption going on

Oooooh I've never had that one, I bought a bunch of different ones when I went to Wroclaw and the hazelnut one is still my favorite. A whole bottle does funny things to my head

We are going to be so d*unk hahaaa"

Noooo. You don't want to deal with me d*unk. Ask Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo knock knock, I here there’s a party going on.

I’ve brought my rhino horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo knock knock, I here there’s a party going on.

I’ve brought my rhino horn "

Im following you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo knock knock, I here there’s a party going on.

I’ve brought my rhino horn

Im following you in "

Please do, what a noise it makes when you blow it

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

Noooo, that is what my lap is for

Ok but then you must try Soplica Lemon and Mint might end up under the table with all consumption going on

Oooooh I've never had that one, I bought a bunch of different ones when I went to Wroclaw and the hazelnut one is still my favorite. A whole bottle does funny things to my head

We are going to be so d*unk hahaaa

Noooo. You don't want to deal with me d*unk. Ask Jim "

I'd love to be around you when you've had a few

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Rum. "

Do you know I've never had a glass of rum. You can be my first.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Ice "

Oh that's something we definitely need. Get over here straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always that one friend that brings yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's always that one friend that brings yoghurt"

Yogurt can be good. Don’t leave it on to long mind!!! It begins to curdle

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

We-Vibe Moxie And Wellingtons "

Hello guys..... wondered when you would turn up

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"No clothes "

That's fine,think there are a few naked people by now, I hope there is anyway

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Did someone say naked? Am I supposed to be naked yet?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Jar of pickled eggs"

Those will do for when we need some energy

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By *ovtguyMan
over a year ago

here and there

Grapes, gin and groping

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Sparkling wine and strawberries "

I like your style

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over a year ago


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

Noooo, that is what my lap is for

Ok but then you must try Soplica Lemon and Mint might end up under the table with all consumption going on

Oooooh I've never had that one, I bought a bunch of different ones when I went to Wroclaw and the hazelnut one is still my favorite. A whole bottle does funny things to my head

We are going to be so d*unk hahaaa

Noooo. You don't want to deal with me d*unk. Ask Jim

I'd love to be around you when you've had a few"

I'll be aiming to leave the party last

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"And I shall also bring a Cum fountain...

I just need a group of volunteers to stand on ladders wanking "

Gents....a lady needs you and some stepladders please

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Coffee "

We will need shed loads of that for the morning after

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

My naughty box ??

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Did someone say naked? Am I supposed to be naked yet? "

Yes,yes you are, now strip!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Did someone say naked? Am I supposed to be naked yet?

Yes,yes you are, now strip!!"

Well seeing as im in a bed that's not my own i think I just might

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Who fancies a party?

There's a party at our house (pretend party of course under current circumstances).

Would you like to come and what will you bring? Your item has to begin with the 1st letter of your username.

Count me in!

I'll bring.. Cucumbers "

They could be very useful

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Did someone say naked? Am I supposed to be naked yet?

Yes,yes you are, now strip!!"

Strips and folds clothes neatly into a pile... I’m a good naked guest

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

Noooo, that is what my lap is for

Ok but then you must try Soplica Lemon and Mint might end up under the table with all consumption going on

Oooooh I've never had that one, I bought a bunch of different ones when I went to Wroclaw and the hazelnut one is still my favorite. A whole bottle does funny things to my head

We are going to be so d*unk hahaaa

Noooo. You don't want to deal with me d*unk. Ask Jim "

I've seen your pics....yes I do

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

GrumpyMcFuckNuggets tin of tuna, from Morrison's car park.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I will bring my Hard on!

Had it for months and haven't had chance to use it...."

Excellent, that's getting in the true Spirit of the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say naked? Am I supposed to be naked yet?

Yes,yes you are, now strip!!"

Oh if I must..

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’ll bring my own bread and butter and my own cream bun."

But who is your true love...

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Flumps and Fizz - a deadly combination!!

"

Well hello there I'm sure you could make a few ladies fizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A yurt and lots of yumminess

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Wodka... or white wine"

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Wodka... or white wine"

Both please

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"my moist minge, mohitos & margaritas "

Haha love it

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Oooo knock knock, I here there’s a party going on.

I’ve brought my rhino horn "

Good man,I like you already. Come on in with your horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A yurt and lots of yumminess "

Oh, and yogurt and Yorkshire pudding

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I'll bring my hands and high heels "

They are a necessity

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Oooo knock knock, I here there’s a party going on.

I’ve brought my rhino horn

Im following you in "

Hoped you would come along

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"There's always that one friend that brings yoghurt"

I'm sure we can find a use for that

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Grapes, gin and groping"

We need those at this party. Have you spied someone you'd like to grope yet?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"A yurt and lots of yumminess "

Do I get to play with your yurt?

Please tell me thats a euphemism for something rude

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Soplica, Polish hazelnut vodka to be d*unk neat and as if you didn't already know, I'm Sophie

And I think I just found my seat! Next to Sophie please

Noooo, that is what my lap is for

Ok but then you must try Soplica Lemon and Mint might end up under the table with all consumption going on

Oooooh I've never had that one, I bought a bunch of different ones when I went to Wroclaw and the hazelnut one is still my favorite. A whole bottle does funny things to my head

We are going to be so d*unk hahaaa

Noooo. You don't want to deal with me d*unk. Ask Jim

I'd love to be around you when you've had a few

I'll be aiming to leave the party last"

After a late breakfast then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibbles and nipples

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Fizz for sure Freya x

I've got your glasses right here waiting"

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"My naughty box ??"

Yes please. You know I'd love that

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Did someone say naked? Am I supposed to be naked yet?

Yes,yes you are, now strip!!

Strips and folds clothes neatly into a pile... I’m a good naked guest "

.who said we needed good guests, a little bit of bad can be oh so good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A yurt and lots of yumminess

Do I get to play with your yurt?

Please tell me thats a euphemism for something rude "

No . It’s a posh tent, for us to hide in and be naughty

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"A yurt and lots of yumminess "

Hey Angel, about time woman!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Nibbles and nipples "

That sounds perfect. We have ice too for nipples if that's your type of thing

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"A yurt and lots of yumminess

Do I get to play with your yurt?

Please tell me thats a euphemism for something rude

No . It’s a posh tent, for us to hide in and be naughty "

Please can I come in too?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"A yurt and lots of yumminess

Do I get to play with your yurt?

Please tell me thats a euphemism for something rude

No . It’s a posh tent, for us to hide in and be naughty "

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A yurt and lots of yumminess

Do I get to play with your yurt?

Please tell me thats a euphemism for something rude

No . It’s a posh tent, for us to hide in and be naughty

Please can I come in too?"

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A yurt and lots of yumminess

Do I get to play with your yurt?

Please tell me thats a euphemism for something rude

No . It’s a posh tent, for us to hide in and be naughty

Works for me "

Me too

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham

Who is up for a game of hoopla, get the pineapple rings on to that guy's horn over there? If you loose you have to remove an item of clothing.

Whose going first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asti

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Who is up for a game of hoopla, get the pineapple rings on to that guy's horn over there? If you loose you have to remove an item of clothing.

Whose going first?"

Are you assuming I've got any clothes left on

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Did someone say naked? Am I supposed to be naked yet?

Yes,yes you are, now strip!!

Strips and folds clothes neatly into a pile... I’m a good naked guest .who said we needed good guests, a little bit of bad can be oh so good too "

Oh I can be bad but no need to be untidy!

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

If we nay please, jaffa cakes and juices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is up for a game of hoopla, get the pineapple rings on to that guy's horn over there? If you loose you have to remove an item of clothing.

Whose going first?"

Me, me.. oh hang on it's us gents getting hoopla'd oops

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Who is up for a game of hoopla, get the pineapple rings on to that guy's horn over there? If you loose you have to remove an item of clothing.

Whose going first?

Are you assuming I've got any clothes left on "

Oh, trust you to be naked already

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Who is up for a game of hoopla, get the pineapple rings on to that guy's horn over there? If you loose you have to remove an item of clothing.

Whose going first?

Me, me.. oh hang on it's us gents getting hoopla'd oops "

Damn right it is

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Asti "

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildos and daquarri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one wants coffee then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is up for a game of hoopla, get the pineapple rings on to that guy's horn over there? If you loose you have to remove an item of clothing.

Whose going first?

Me, me.. oh hang on it's us gents getting hoopla'd oops

Damn right it is "

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