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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility

Has no one manufactured an on its side toaster specifically for cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we do not have anti gravity machines yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could lay the toaster on its side. Just make sure to put the cheese on the top side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has no one manufactured an on its side toaster specifically for cheese on toast?

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very good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could lay the toaster on its side. Just make sure to put the cheese on the top side "

And that the toaster somehow doesn't grab the cheese...

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

Isn’t that a grill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it would fire your cheese on toast across the kitchen!..

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By *amillMan
over a year ago

Warrington

You just a grill on an oven or microwave? It would seem a very niche product to have it only for cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They did lol

Its called a grill and they do come as a portable appliance

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By *ung_BiGuyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Newport

I'm more confused as to why 99% of bread is too big for a standard toaster...or are the toasters too small?

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"You could lay the toaster on its side. Just make sure to put the cheese on the top side "

The cheese would get stuck though

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Has no one manufactured an on its side toaster specifically for cheese on toast?

very good point"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could lay the toaster on its side. Just make sure to put the cheese on the top side

The cheese would get stuck though "

Sorry only trying to help

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"You could lay the toaster on its side. Just make sure to put the cheese on the top side

And that the toaster somehow doesn't grab the cheese... "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has no one manufactured an on its side toaster specifically for cheese on toast?

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Because we have a grill surly?

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Isn’t that a grill? "

A grill on an automatic timer would be great.

You'd get just the right level of toasty meltyness without it bursting into flames because you'd forgotten it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more confused as to why 99% of bread is too big for a standard toaster...or are the toasters too small?"

Mr Warburton fucking with folks heads

Takes 4 times as long and 2 180° turns to get the protruding 2" toastied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that a grill?

A grill on an automatic timer would be great.

You'd get just the right level of toasty meltyness without it bursting into flames because you'd forgotten it lol "

They do exist

Lu

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Because it would fire your cheese on toast across the kitchen!.. "

Obviously the ejector spring (or whatever it's called) would have to be disabled.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone made little toaster bags you can put food into the toaster in.

I think I must have got them from Wilkinsons.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"You just a grill on an oven or microwave? It would seem a very niche product to have it only for cheese on toast "

But there are sandwich toasters just for sandwiches?

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"They did lol

Its called a grill and they do come as a portable appliance "

I'm just having a look, there are some side loading toasters too instead of top loading....

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I'm more confused as to why 99% of bread is too big for a standard toaster...or are the toasters too small?"

I saw the other day in the shop that they now sell cheese slices (not the processed stuff) made to fit standard sized bread.

I have a four slice toaster which is great for putting two sliced on their side.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"You could lay the toaster on its side. Just make sure to put the cheese on the top side

The cheese would get stuck though

Sorry only trying to help "

No worries Wonko, I know you were

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Has no one manufactured an on its side toaster specifically for cheese on toast?

Because we have a grill surly? "

I'm not so sure having seen some of the other kitchen gadgets that we really don't need either.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Isn’t that a grill?

A grill on an automatic timer would be great.

You'd get just the right level of toasty meltyness without it bursting into flames because you'd forgotten it lol

They do exist

Lu "

Mind you, it's only in the last few years that I've realised the numbers on the side of the toaster were minutes and not specifically level of toastyness

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Someone made little toaster bags you can put food into the toaster in.

I think I must have got them from Wilkinsons."

I have those but they're not really any good for cheese on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*starts to design one in his head *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't solve your problem, but a couple of years ago I bought a see through toaster... absolute game changer!

I can see how toasted my toast is before taking my toast out of the toaster!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

How on earth have we survived all these years without a side on toaster?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Has no one manufactured an on its side toaster specifically for cheese on toast?

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It's called a grill.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Someone made little toaster bags you can put food into the toaster in.

I think I must have got them from Wilkinsons.

I have those but they're not really any good for cheese on toast."

Probably better for cheese toasties, although they are supposed to be non-stick so food doesn't stick to them.

I like my cheese brown and bubbling on my toast.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"How on earth have we survived all these years without a side on toaster?"

Human beings are designed to withstand the sufferings of 1st world problems.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"doesn't solve your problem, but a couple of years ago I bought a see through toaster... absolute game changer!

I can see how toasted my toast is before taking my toast out of the toaster!"

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

We have a sandwich toasters for such purposes. And you can get microwaveable sandwich toasters, there actually really good and leave your toastie golden and crispy.

Lou x

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