FabSwingers.com forum: More damm lies about the person above part 7

By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

I know I am perfect - and the topic is no longer about water retaining walls

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Wears his lucky pair of Super Ted undercrackers beneath that kilt (apologies if this has already been noted in one of the previous threads)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is running the olympic marathon in her 6" fuck me shoes

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

She's a music hating civil servant. Doesn't know her Elbow from her arse end.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Is running the olympic marathon in her 6" fuck me shoes"

Actually that's true, I started in 2008 in the Beijing olympiad, I've only got another 17.5 miles left, should be finished sometime in 2027

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

She's a music hating civil servant. Doesn't know her Elbow from her arse end. "

Fairly sure that's also true about Amber

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

told her man she was a barrow lass - and he thought she was a brickies labourer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"told her man she was a barrow lass - and he thought she was a brickies labourer"

Slides like a slug down the royal mile without knickers on

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once applied to be on 3 2 1 but Ted Rodgers didn't like the cut of his jib

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*her

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is really blue

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hates meerkats

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

fem is really a prudish librarian , who wears ankle length nightdresses ...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"fem is really a prudish librarian , who wears ankle length nightdresses ..."
now im gonna get lotsa mail ya bugger!!!! lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"told her man she was a barrow lass - and he thought she was a brickies labourer"

Hod that for a game of soldiers.....Barrow's a sprawling metropolis compared to Arse End....but also my nearest Debenhams (only a 50 mile round trip)

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bathes in the fresh blood of neutered wombats.

But only during a blue moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really a time wasters and pic collector, taking particular focus on partial face pics - never a complete. also has no interest in sex or swinging

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Bathes in the fresh blood of neutered wombats.

But only during a blue moon"

Is a voice double for Joe Pasquale, a body double for Peter Griffin and a personality double for John McCririck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Loves making a curry with puppy dog tails

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Loves making a curry with puppy dog tails "

With a side order of slugs and snails.....

Supe, looking for a wife......here I am

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

likes wombles up her chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinosaur meak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dinosaur meak

Not very brave saying that!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Dinosaur meak

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jelly balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thinks muffins suck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

isnt nice really

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once went to a shop & came out without a handbag

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

eats grapes n spits the seeds at BHH

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is a blonde in disguise

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is a blonde in disguise

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thats a low blow...grrrrr

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"likes wombles up her chuff

Prefer Clangers and the Soup Dragon to be honest......Femme loves to be fucked by the 7 dwarfs of the menopause, Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Bloaty, Sleepy, Forgetful and Psycho

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"likes wombles up her chuff

Prefer Clangers and the Soup Dragon to be honest......Femme loves to be fucked by the 7 dwarfs of the menopause, Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Bloaty, Sleepy, Forgetful and Psycho

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is menopausal

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is a blonde in disguise

thats a low blow...grrrrr

Thought you might like that one

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is a blonde in disguise

thats a low blow...grrrrr

Thought you might like that one

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has a secret fetish for umpa lumpas

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"likes wombles up her chuff

Prefer Clangers and the Soup Dragon to be honest......Femme loves to be fucked by the 7 dwarfs of the menopause, Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Bloaty, Sleepy, Forgetful and Psycho

is menopausal

How the fuck did you reckon I knew the 7 dwarfs of the menopause if I hadn't been there meself

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Is a blonde in disguise

thats a low blow...grrrrr

Thought you might like that one

is straight as a die

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has only ever attempted to cross dress once and was sadly mistaken as a woman

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Applies every summer to be a pool attendant

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

Really organized Olympic security

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Stole the grant money for the pride march

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

tells everyone he is one of the Olympic torch carriers - when all he did was join the crowd in the market place

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Addicted to liposuction

But then eats his own fat

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is a high diving taxi driver...

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"Is a high diving taxi driver...

Poses for M&S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is short & boobless

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Attends zumba assess dressed as Mr motivator...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Attends zumba assess dressed as Mr motivator... "

***classes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt funny or clever.

But

to the Barman joke, as its quite gd.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Permanent grass stains on knees

Not from doggy style either

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

wants to wear his mankini but is frightened of offending the old ladies on Bournemouth beach

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing scares me

Swears blind he isn't stalking and doesn't love me or nothing

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

just want you to know there is nothing frightening up the kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo, How did u know??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exscot isnt really an Ex he tells lies lol.

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

only lies to his friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies to himself lol.

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

is practising for wearing his bat wings and wondering when he will get the costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres Robin @ these days??

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Likes having intimate liaisons with a pumpkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasnt any female friends and has long dark hair!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing wrong with my flowing locks

Has his own reserved seat in the paradise cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

secretley works within Broadmoors enclosures!!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

used photoshop to give the impression he is handsome

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"used photoshop to give the impression he is handsome "
has now stopped wearing kilts and prefers a ra ra skirt

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

We never found out what caused that unusual rash?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We never found out what caused that unusual rash?"
wears baggy y fronts

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"We never found out what caused that unusual rash?"

Writes stories for Mills and Boon

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Worlds least avid mills and boon fan

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks he is the protagonist in 50 shades of filth

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That book was written about me!

Lives in a homeless hostel so he can get the free hare Krishna meal

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks safe sex is when you are inside a bank vault

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has never been to Scotland & supports Man U

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Safe sex is withholding your phone no

Closet nfl fan thinks rams are horny

Wears a baseball cap with a beer can and straw attachment.

Allergic to popcorn

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has piles due to overuse of his anal douche!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"has piles due to overuse of his anal douche!"

Gives Jack his exercise twice daily.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

auditioned for the tarzan movie but was turned down for being too muscular and good looking!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Camps out overnight to be first in line for Jedward tickets

Goes nub ending most Sundays

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

spends all his wages buying mucky knickers off e bay

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

thinks victorias secret is david beckham in lacey frenchies

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is sporty spice in a wig!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only eats whelks

Has 42 outstanding speeding tickets

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

not far from the truth!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Models granny knickers for saga

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

pablo has read every single one of barbra cartlands novels while wearing a pink frilly ballgown.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

goes on saga holidays but has failed to pull so goes to bed at 8.00 with a cocoa and a copy of 50 shades!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was last seen stood on a motorway bridge mooning at the traffic police.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Was last seen stood on a motorway bridge mooning at the traffic police."
has a long stick of dynamite

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Was last seen stood on a motorway bridge mooning at the traffic police.has a long stick of dynamite

femme spent last night watching disney movies while eating crisp sandwiches and snuggled up to a giant teddybear...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Will only Sit in the back of cars and waves to the public like the queen...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

looks over the partition in public loo's

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Peeps under the partition in changing rooms too

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

climbs over the partition and drinks out of the loo!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

after reading His barbra carland books,. Pablo likes to reinact the scenes where he plays the buxum maid swooning over the throbbing manhood of the hero..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

knows far too much about barbara cartland to be healthy!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

she is barbra cartland

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Spends too long in toilet cubicles

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"she is barbra cartland

shsssss dont let the papers know...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

pinches barbara cartlands fags!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"pinches barbara cartlands fags!"

hey they are humans dont call them fags......

stuffs her bra with chicken fillits from iceland....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

size of them beautys,you use turkeys

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Runs along the beach playing the bay watch theme on her ipod

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"size of them beautys,you use turkeys"

bernard mathews lol

goes shoplifting to feed her shoe habit

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Runs along the beach playing the bay watch theme on her ipod"
runs along the beach in a red swimsuit with 2 ballons stuffed down his top shouting come and get me Hoff!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Runs along the beach playing the bay watch theme on her ipodruns along the beach in a red swimsuit with 2 ballons stuffed down his top shouting come and get me Hoff!"

Oi... His name was Mitch...

Goes to church just for the free wine...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Runs along the beach playing the bay watch theme on her ipodruns along the beach in a red swimsuit with 2 ballons stuffed down his top shouting come and get me Hoff!

Oi... His name was Mitch...

Goes to church just for the free wine..."

Named after his favourite drink, Cream Soda.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Uses the milk tray man's business cards...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

named after his favourite drink mushroom soup!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

steals her undies of the washing line at the old folks home..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"steals her undies of the washing line at the old folks home.."

Steals HER undies from the Sand Yacht club.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

lives in an old folks home and wears tenna ladies extra absorbant!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"steals her undies of the washing line at the old folks home..

Steals HER undies from the Sand Yacht club.

yeap ,, pure silk...

person above me sits in a bath of custard to wank over 50 shades..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

loves to eat my bath custard!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

sleeps under a disney princesess devet set, with matching curtains.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"sleeps under a disney princesess devet set, with matching curtains. "
owns a well known clothing store

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wears children's clothes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Loves to totter round in 7" heels while pretending to be "The Only Gay In The Village"

Only owns a cat, so can't go dogging

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

does naked standup routines in a small club in manchester

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is Cupid stunt in real tv land

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is one of sextuplets

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It was five

Dresses as a district nurse and drives a Morris minor every sunday

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

writes all the jokes for family guy.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"writes all the jokes for family guy. "
Big fan of yours by the way.

No that wasn't the lie this is

Fishwife

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

PB is a hermit who hordes copies of caraven weekly and knit and natter magazines..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Harrasses me for sex all the time, really has the hots for me

Or is that the other way round?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

i heard that PB likes to snuggle up under a personalised Betty Boo snuggle blanket and watch Glee on box set

x H

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can't fathom the difference between a Zebra or a Pelican Crossing

Always leaves lumpy bits in the mash

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

wears pink hotpants to clean the oven cos they match his marigold gloves. and then dances around to ABBA;s dancing queen.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Prays for lumps when he poos

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can't believe who he's just had in the back of his cab...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can't believe who he's just had in the back of his cab..."
is really a flump

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Secretly wears Bridget Jones' pants

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Secretly wears Bridget Jones' pants"
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has got wrinkly balls so uses q 10 on them . x

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Secretly wears Bridget Jones' pants###

has got wrinkly balls so uses q 10 on them . x "

ROFLMAO!!

Wishes I'd give her her q 10 back...

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Secretly wears Bridget Jones' pants###

has got wrinkly balls so uses q 10 on them . x

ROFLMAO!!

Wishes I'd give her her q 10 back..."

you can keep it my dear lol i have a better facial routine ,

BB farts in the bath cos hes to furgal to buy a bubble jet.

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

just sprayed red wine out my nose all over the keyboard... Oh dear...

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Her tattoo was the inspiration for Python's Parrot sketch...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Rides a unicycle to work and only speaks in Ancient Hebrew on Tuesdays

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

Thinks a trick cyclist is a psychiatrist

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Works part-time as Maw Broon's fanny waxer...

[Sorry; oblique north-of-border ref]

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wears an Afro wig to church

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

is really the Archbishop of Canterbury - but comes on here for some light relief

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over a year ago

Works part time as David Cameron's bike washer

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

Is really an old sea dog - just wants someone to wag his tail at

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over a year ago

Buys Marmite for sex sessions

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

buys his bras from hava sac

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bathes in melted butter then rolls in salted pistachio nuts and pork scratchings before laying on a silver salver as an erotic feast for pantomime dwarves ,munchkins and oompa loompas

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

what a tasty feast

was a Michelin starred Chef till he discovered FAB

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Lovely guy

Never goes dogging

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

has so many friends - never has time to be on here

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Dances with gay abandon ,, the gay Gordon ... strange name but They're a nice couple ..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Steals Gordon's gin

(and all Gordon's other drinks too)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is really from camberwick green

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Wants to be an M.P. so she can meet big Ben and black rod..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

wants to be the other end of black rod

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

left home looking for Leeds Castle and drove around all day without finding it

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Finds Kingston too butch, wants to move to queens park

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

sings in a barber shop quartet

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can't count higher than three

Not without using both hands anyway

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

used to be in the jason king fan club

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Jason king was cool in department s

Life member of the tufty club

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

still wears jason king style trousers to meets!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has Jason kings tache and Afro

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is a Borg and is his eyeballs are wired to nhis shades!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You will be assimilated

Uses tribbles as sex toys

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

a tribble ate his penis!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Stands on bridges singing 'just one cornetto..'

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Makes fake cornettos from sanitary towels and cardboard

Don't ask for strawberry

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has 6 sugars in his tea

Got the sack as a doorman for taking the doors home with him

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Is Butch Cassidy

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Is Butch Cassidy"
keeps pigs in the garden and dress them in matching outfits!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

wanted to be Steve MqQueen

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

sings dancing queen at karaoke

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

has been banned from Karaoke after her caterwauling blew up the loudspeakers and caused pain to all the listners

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By *ounggun432Man
over a year ago

east mids

Was once Invloved in a hang gliding incident that saw him crash into a sunbathing Eric morecombe.

However Eric took it well and let him keep his now somewhat bent out of shape glasses

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"has been banned from Karaoke after her caterwauling blew up the loudspeakers and caused pain to all the listners "
broke the speakers at karaoke night and caused general alarm when kilt blew over his head and building was evacuated as there were concerns over a dangerous wilde beaste on the loose

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